Me and My Unlucky Coworker

I used to be an ordinary wage slave.

My wish was to never be a wage slave in this life.

But now, I've become the wage slave chosen by fate...

At the company.

The thing my coworkers and I say most often every day is that we want to quit.

But we're still sitting at desks side by side, listening to the boss lecture us together.

Me: "I really want to quit."

Coworker: "I really want to quit."

Me: "Any word from Boss Zhipin?"

Coworker: "Nope."

Me: "Me neither."

At my mysterious side job.

Me: "The job you told me about was fake. Is it possible the jobs everyone else told me about are fake too?"

The captain smiled like a doting mother. "Great, you've learned to apply what you've learned to new situations."

Me: "..."

Me: "Surely I'm not the only corporate wage slave here."

Captain: "That's classified."

I flew into a helpless rage. "Then what exactly is your identity?"

Captain: "Classified."

Me: "Is Xiao Ju really a high school student? She's so good at fighting. There's no way she's actually a high schooler!"

Captain: "Classified."

I really hope all this ends soon, so I can get back to a quiet, orderly life.

Theme: Face everything with optimism and always keep hope alive