I Became a Frail Succubus and Took the Football World by Storm

[Pre-release: The blurb for "I Slacked Off, Then Found Out My Frail Teammates Were All Big Shots [Football]" is up. Please add it to your favorites!] Blurb for this novel: A professional English club has a new arrival: an Asian forward with a "delicate wife" vibe. He's frail and delicate, out of breath after running just a few steps. On the pitch, one touch from an opponent is enough to send him tumbling. And whenever he falls, he spins through the air with the supple waist of a dancer. Everyone else celebrates their goals with excitement, but he just pounds his sore legs and waist, gasping for breath. What's more, he often gazes at people with flushed cheeks, as if he isn't playing football but asking them to love him. Teammate: "I once accidentally touched Qiao Xi's waist. He immediately went weak all over and fell into my arms." Pop singer: "I once shared a friendly hug with Qiao Xi. He blushed and got so shy." As a result, fans poured scorn on him. But they soon discovered that Qiao Xi might be delicate, but he was even more ferocious. Not only could he hammer goal after goal into the net, he could also turn the forward position into an acrobatic performance. He'd do the splits in midair to save the ball, leap into a spinning bicycle kick, or score a penalty with a backflip. These jaw-dropping stunts that shocked the football world seemed effortless for him. His unbelievable shooting and explosive acrobatic skills stunned the entire world of football: "The most explosive Asian player the world of football has ever seen!" After a match, Qiao Xi waited until everyone had left, then finally collapsed to the ground. His body was weak and limp, his breathing ragged, his face flushed. That's right: in his previous life, he was a legendary footballer. Now he had been reborn as an incubus who needed to feed on men's pheromones and vital essence to survive. But incubus bodies were sensitive and delicate, so he often fell over at the slightest touch and was out of breath after a couple of steps. He muttered to himself, "Everyone played so hard today, and the men's vital essence was practically exploding. I absorbed too much, so now my body's reacting like it wants sex..." A football superstar walked into the locker room. Seeing Qiao Xi on the floor, he politely asked, "Are you okay?" Qiao Xi's skin was thin and flushed. Gasping, he replied, "I'm fine... I'm just unwinding and relieving stress." The superstar: "Unwinding and relieving stress?" He stared at the swaying black tail sticking out behind Qiao Xi and fell into thought. He remembered what people said about Qiao Xi: #Football's fiercest and most delicate player# #An absolute beast at scoring, but in private, a cute little bro who likes to cosplay as an incubus# This is a pre-release novel. Visit the author's page to find it: "I Slacked Off, Then Found Out My Frail Teammates Were All Big Shots [Football]" The legendary striker Xi An is reborn as the owner of a bankrupt-bound club in England's ninth-tier league. He also gets a Shutdown System. If his team loses ten matches in a row, he can dissolve the club and collect a ten-billion compensation payout. Eager to retire with the money, he immediately starts recruiting players. [At the recruitment drive] Assistant: This guy showed up in a wheelchair. He was seriously injured and has trouble walking. We can't hire him. Xi An: Trouble walking? Hire him, hire him. Assistant: This one's already thirty-five, practically retirement age. He probably can't run. Xi An: Can't run? Hire him, hire him. Assistant: This one has psychological trauma. He's spent three years working in an electronics factory, and his skills have seriously declined. Xi An: Spent three years on the assembly line? Hire him, hire him. Assistant: Boss, our team's so bad that no forward will join us. Xi An: A forward? I'll do it. In the end, Xi An assembles a team of "old, weak, sick, and disabled" players. He slacks off while waiting for them to lose ten matches in a row. But then he discovers... The thirty-five-year-old winger who's nearly ready to retire is as fast as a rocket, tearing around the pitch until the opposition is exhausted. The goalkeeper who showed up in a wheelchair saves everything that comes his way. Not even a mosquito can get past him. The defender who spent three years working on an electronics factory assembly line has top-tier interception skills. Nobody can break through his defense. Xi An: What the hell? And so, Xi An leads a bunch of "old, weak, sick, and disabled" players in steamrolling the biggest clubs. The club doesn't go bankrupt. It becomes Europe's top club, raking in money year after year. His teammates even "feed" him the goals that make him the league's top scorer. Xi An: Is this how the story's supposed to go??? Isaac is Europe's most mysterious coach and a tactical mastermind. He's so good that if he wants his team to win, they win; if he wants them to lose, they lose. But he never shows his face, and even coaches his teams remotely. All anyone knows is that he's young and talented, comes from a powerful family, and is incredibly wealthy. Coaching is just a passing hobby for him. Whenever he occasionally comes out of retirement, the team he coaches goes on to win the championship. After searching high and low, Xi An finally finds Isaac and asks earnestly, "What do I have to do to convince you to coach our club?" The man remains hidden in the dark, his voice low and cold. "You want to win a championship?" Xi An: "No, my standards aren't high. Please coach us to ten losses! I'll get on my knees and beg you!!" Isaac: ??? (Visit the author's page to find it. Add it to your favorites now, and you'll know when it launches!) 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