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A professional team in the UK has a new... "Spoiled wife" Asian forward.
He was delicate and frail, and he would get out of breath after taking only two steps.
On the field, he was even knocked down by his opponents.
Every time he fell to the ground, he still acted like a dancer, spinning in circles in the air with his soft waist.
Others celebrate goals excitedly,
But he beat his sore legs and waist coquettishly, gasping for air.
Moreover, he often looks at others with a flushed face, as if he is not playing football, but courting.
Teammate: "I accidentally touched Josie's waist, and he immediately fell into my arms limply."
Pop star: "I once had a friendly hug with Josie and he blushed and was so shy."
As a result, fans gave him bad reviews.
But soon, they discovered that although Josie was delicate, she was even fiercer.
Not only can he score goals with a bang while facing the goal,
He can also bring out the "acrobatic sense" of the forward position.
What kind of mid-air herringbone split to save the ball, what kind of jumping up and spinning overhead kick, what kind of backflip penalty kick,
These acrobatic moves that shocked the football world seemed like he did them casually.
Incredible shooting skills and explosive acrobatic skills,
The entire football world was shocked: "This is the first time such an explosive Asian face has appeared in world football!"
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After a game.
When Qiao Xi saw that everyone was gone, he finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell to the ground.
At this time, his body was weak, his breathing was rapid, and his face was flushed.
That's right, he was the world champion in his previous life and is now dressed as a succubus who relies on male hormones to survive.
However, because the succubus has a sensitive and delicate constitution, he often falls down when touched and gasps for breath after taking two steps.
He said to himself, "Everyone played so hard today, and the male essence exploded. I drank too much, and my body had a sexual response..."
In the locker room, a certain football superstar walked in.
He saw Josie lying on the ground and asked out of courtesy, "Are you okay?"
Josie's skin was thin and red, and he gasped: "It's okay... I'm just relaxing and decompressing."
A certain superstar: "Relax and decompress?"
He looked at the dangling black tail exposed behind Josie and fell into deep thought.
He thought of what people said about Josie—
#Football's fierce and delicate representative#
#, in private, he is a cute little brother who likes cosplaying with Succubus#
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"After paddling, I discovered that my sick and weak teammates are all big guys [Football]"
Legendary forward Sheian, disguised as the owner of a club on the verge of bankruptcy in the ninth tier of England's league.
He also received a bankruptcy system. As long as the team loses ten consecutive games, the club can be disbanded and receive 10 billion compensation.
Wanting to take the money to retire and enjoy himself, he immediately started recruiting troops.
Recruitment site
Assistant: This person came to apply for the job in a wheelchair. He was seriously injured and his legs and feet are inconvenient, so he cannot be hired.
Xi'an: Are you having trouble with your legs and feet? Move, move, move.
Assistant: This person is 35 years old. He is about to retire at this age. He probably won't be able to run.
Xi'an: Can't run? Move, move, move.
Assistant: This person has psychological trauma. He has worked in an electronics factory for three years and his strength has seriously deteriorated.
Xian: Three years of screwing? Move, move, move.
Assistant: Boss, our team is so inferior that no forwards are willing to come.
Xian: Forward? I'll come.
At last.
Xi'an assembled a lineup of "old, weak, sick and disabled". He was paddling while waiting for his tenth consecutive defeat.
But found...
The 35-year-old winger who is about to retire is as fast as a rocket and can kill his opponents by running all over the court;
The goalkeeper who came to apply for the job in a wheelchair would swat at everything, not even a mosquito could fly into his goal;
The defender who has been working as a screwdriver in an electronics factory for three years has top interception ability and no one can break his defense.
Xian: What the hell?
That's all.
Xi'an led a group of "old, weak, sick and disabled" to crush the major wealthy families.
Not only did the club not go bankrupt, it also became the largest club in Europe, with revenue doubling every year.
His teammates also "fed" themselves to become the league's top scorer.
Xi'an: Is this how the plot is written? ? ?
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Isaac is the most mysterious coach and tactician in Europe.
He is so powerful that if he wants the team to win, he can win, and if he wants the team to lose, he can lose.
However, he never showed his true colors, and the coaching team was also controlled remotely.
People only know that he is young and promising, with a strong background and a wealth of money. Being a coach is just a temporary interest.
If you occasionally go out and coach a team, you can win the championship.
Xi'an went through all the trouble to find Isaac and asked sincerely, "Excuse me, what do you want me to do before I agree to coach our club?"
The man disappeared into the darkness, his voice low and cold, "Do you want the championship?"
Xi'an: "No, I don't ask too much, please lead us to lose ten games!! I kneel to you!!"
Isaac:? ? ?
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Intention: People should continue to work hard
Reader comments
Big boost for the author, I'm so happy that I'm going to give an explanation for Yuanyuan's past. There is another author I also like very much, but there is one book that goes too far. The mother-in-law forces the heroine to have a miscarriage. The sister-in-law looks down on the heroine who comes from the country. The servants are scornful. Even the concubine's brother-in-law bangs in the heroine's ancestral grave. The hero always uses his words to get rid of the problem. This makes him angry.
Is it that cat? The one who turned the road into a small road?
Big boost for the author, I'm so happy that I'm going to give an explanation for Yuanyuan's past. There is another author I also like very much, but there is one book that goes too far. The mother-in-law forces the heroine to have a miscarriage. The sister-in-law looks down on the heroine who comes from the country. The servants are scornful. Even the concubine's brother-in-law bangs in the heroine's ancestral grave. The hero always uses his words to get rid of the problem. This makes him angry.
Is it that cat? The one who turned the road into a small road?