A Blind Date with a Child Led to a Whirlwind Marriage [Reborn]

Xia Jinjue was reborn. His only nephew hadn't gone to prison yet and was still a pitiful little kid, so he decided to start early and change the boy's fate. To that end, he gave up his freewheeling life and became a respectable people's teacher by day. At night, he told the little one stories about Zhang San. After three years of careful nurturing, six-year-old Zhaozhao wandered around the market like he was at home. The fruit seller said, “These are imported. A little pricey, but they're delicious.” The little rascal nodded in agreement, smiling sweetly. “Mm-hmm, imported from the next village.” The woman blanched and hurriedly covered the child's mouth. “My little ancestor, I'll give them to you at cost. Just keep your voice down!” Xia Jinjue scratched his head. Why did he feel like the kid had still turned out wrong? One day, the landlord offered to set him up on a date. Xia Jinjue refused at first, but when he saw the other man's kid, he thought: So cute. I want to steal him and take him home! Nie Fuchong: Marry me and he's yours. Xia Jinjue shamefully found himself tempted, especially since the man was a car mechanic, brimming with strength and walking pheromones. They hit it off, registered their marriage, and began a shamelessly sweet life together… Yeah, right! “I leave my collar open, and he tells me not to catch a cold. I ask him to bring me a towel, and he hangs it on the doorknob. I tell him I'm a little cold, and he turns off the air conditioner!” Xia Jinjue gritted his teeth. His friend doubled over laughing. “Maybe he can't perform.” Xia Jinjue put on a serious face. “He's hiding a whole baguette.” His friend stared, dumbfounded, beating his chest and stamping his feet. “What a waste of a good thing!” * A silver motorcycle roared into the party. The young man in a black leather jacket kicked out a long leg, splashing water everywhere. He took off his helmet, revealing a pair of bold, striking eyes. “You cheating bastard!” As he swore, the light glinted off his lip ring. The scumbag tried again and again to climb out of the pool, only to get drenched in liquor every time. Crouching by the pool, the young man slowly exhaled a cloud of smoke, dangerous and alluring. “Don't bother her again.” After delivering his warning, Xia Jinjue stood up and locked eyes with Nie Fuchong, who was decked out in luxury watches and designer clothes. Xia Jinjue: What happened to my poor mechanic husband? Nie Fuchong: My wife is so hot! After the truth came out, Xia Jinjue was happier than an immortal. He gazed down at the city at night through the floor-to-ceiling windows on a hotel's top floor, tested the handling of a limited-edition luxury car, sunbathed on a private beach, and… With so many places to go, why not at home? Because at home, there was: “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy…” Reading Guide: 1. The seme and uke only have each other. | 2. Marriage first, love later. 3. The seemingly poor car mechanic is actually a domineering CEO seme x the respectable teacher is actually a freewheeling rake uke. Upcoming stories: 1. The Samoyed in the Beast World Blurb: Liang Ye is obsessed with fluffy animals. Whenever overtime makes him want to die, he keeps himself going by looking at fluffy creatures online. But then he kicked the bucket. When he opened his eyes, a gigantic wolf's head was right in front of him, its hot, wet tongue tasting him. Liang Ye nearly died a second time. This world was full of dangers. People lived like savages, and the slightest mistake could get them killed. But… that wasn't important. Liang Ye examined his own soft pink paw pads, fluffy white fur, naturally upturned mouth, and soft triangular ears that twitched. Wonderful! He's a Samoyed! Time to soak up a billion fluffy hugs! * The young Wolf King Shancang had been rather troubled lately. He had accidentally picked up a white wolf pup and, much to his dismay, become a stay-at-home dad. Things were quickly starting to go wrong. The proud wolf race should always maintain its dignity and solemnity. His pup wagged his little tail all day long, especially at him. The mighty wolf race should be decisive, killing its prey with a single strike. His pup swung his little paw with all his might, missed the butterfly completely, and fell flat on his bottom. The wise wolf race should know how to communicate through howls. His pup, fierce and adorable: “Woof!” Shancang: … * Liang Ye felt like he had gone to heaven. Every day, he was buried in a pile of fluffy creatures, hugging little black wolves, then little gray wolves, before heading home to hug the Wolf King. Until one day, a piece of tough beast meat made one of his teeth crack. Liang Ye: … Make a fire. Cook food! Make tools, clear land, grow crops, raise livestock… To make sure his one precious mouth never went without, Liang Ye did everything he could. He got a little carried away, and somehow ended up being worshipped as a god. Countless beastfolk came from all over to pay homage to the all-powerful God Ye Ye. Liang Ye stared blankly with his Ye Ye face and looked to the calm big wolf. What should he do? The big wolf: You didn't wag your tail at me today. The Samoyed immediately tucked his still-sore tail between his legs and ran off. “I was born not to wag my tail!” ▼2. Even Ghosts Can't Stop Me from Making Money Ji Xian woke up every day thinking about making money. He'd recently moved to a new home, where the neighbors were friendly and the surroundings peaceful. Other than the occasional minor problem at home, everything was perfect. A coworker who was staying over rubbed his arms. “Why is your place so creepy?” The lights kept flickering, like a classic scene from a horror movie. Ji Xian opened his toolbox. “The neighborhood has lots of greenery. It's just an electrical problem.” The room lit up. The mischievous ghost was left charred all over and nearly exorcised by physical means. · Ji Xian dragged himself home after a tiring day at work. His neighbors sighed. “Poor kid. He's got even more death energy than us.” The water unexpectedly went out. When Ji Xian lifted the toilet lid, a pale hand suddenly reached out. He grabbed the toilet brush and shoved it down with a single jab. The water came back on. Ji Xian took a quick shower. Afterwards, the drain clogged and a clump of long hair floated up through the drain. He fetched a kettle of boiling water and poured some oxalic acid down it. “That should take care of it.” Ji Xian yawned and went back to his room. He didn't notice the long-haired ghost's heart-wrenching screams. It had become completely bald. Ji Xian barely paid attention to these little things. All he cared about was making money! It wasn't until a ghost pulled his heart out while he was working overtime late at night that he finally believed ghosts were real. Just as his consciousness was about to fade, a voice seemed to descend from the heavens. “Do you want to live?” Without a doubt, he did. “Your wish has been received by this lord.” The voice was solemn and divine. With three thousand strands of black hair flying, Ji Xian saw the beautiful face through the blood-red haze. His dead heart began to beat violently. “Th-this much!?” Ji Xian counted the zeroes on the IOU until his head spun. His life was worth that much!? To pay off his debt, Ji Xian worked for people by day and ghosts by night. In his spare time, he also had to cater to his handsome boss, whose temper was as bad as his face was beautiful. * “Hey, handsome~” The alluring ghost gave him a coy look. The uke, Ji Xian, raised a hand to stop her spell. “Don't try to scam me. I know you want to suck out my life force. I'm broke, and my body's the only thing I've got to make money with. I can't let you ruin it!” · On his way to deliver food, Ji Xian saw someone calling for help in the river and immediately leaped in to save them. “Hehehe, take my place!” Ji Xian realized he'd run into a water ghost. “Oh no!” he cried. The next second, water splashed everywhere as the raging river parted, as though a ferocious beast were swimming toward the bank. The water ghost: ??? What's with this human? Why can he drag a water ghost out of the river!? “Your delivery has arrived on time.” Ji Xian lowered his head to message the customer, with a water ghost, now dried stiff, still hanging off him. · “Sorry, I have work tonight.” Ji Xian turned his head to avoid his lover's advances. That excessively handsome face darkened. “Not during the day, not at night. When exactly are you going to be available?” Ji Xian went over his work schedule. He couldn't bear to give any of it up. “Wh-what if we wait until next month? I'll definitely schedule less work!” “Rumble, ” Thunder boomed outside the window, and a chill filled the room. The man suddenly grabbed Ji Xian by the collar. Ji Xian shrank his neck and shut his eyes. When he carefully lifted his eyelids, he nearly went blind. He was lying on a bed made of gold bricks! “Start counting. You can leave when you've finished,” the man ground out. … Four days later. “How far have you counted?” “Stop moving whenever I get to the important part! Now I've lost count again!” Ji Xian snapped, his voice hoarse. “Don't worry. We've got plenty of time.” The man laughed wickedly. Theme: A warm family is a treasure for life.