One ordinary day, the Armed Detective Agency received an outrageously expensive request: protect the client's peaceful, lifelong-single life from his seven wives.
Great Detective Ranpo: "I refuse!"
From the protagonist's perspective:
There's no problem with transmigrating into a crossover world. With a "game comes to life" cheat at my side, I can do whatever I want.
Until one day, the god of the 2D world tells me that it's not just the game that has come to life. My "wives" (crossed out), my precious friends, whom I've spent a fortune on in the game have come to life too.
Me: "..."
No. 1: My friend A is from a low-budget game made with cheap PowerPoint-style sprites. Her poor developer daddy spent all the money on gorgeous character art and the microtransaction system, so she's not very smart. All she needs is me and some fish to be happy, so I cleverly bought a whole pond for her.
No. 2: My friend B is the boss of a dark fantasy game. He wants to die by my hand so he can summon his father, whose arrival would make everyone's sanity plummet. I was deeply moved, so I took him to meet his grandfather and gave him an immortality buff.
No. 3: My friend C...
Reading guide:
1. The friends are a mix of original characters and game characters.
2. A smooth-talking playboy who's actually never been in a relationship.
3. I'll add more as I think of it. Comments and corrections welcome.
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The Boring Daily Life of the Spirit Affairs Office
In this world, where monsters hide among people and humans and monsters coexist, I am the chosen one, burdened with a System and a fragile human body, charged with the difficult task of maintaining peace between humans and monsters. I'm struggling onward under this heavy burden today, too.
Humans: What nonsense!
Monsters: What nonsense!
How humans see me: A big shot who keeps a bunch of pretty-boy lovers, spends money like water, and sets the standard for rich women.
How the monster clan sees me: A big shot who keeps a bunch of pretty-boy monsters, spends money like water, and sets the standard for rich women.
How the pretty-boy humans and monsters see me: Boss, we're hungry! Feed us!
The real me: Did the little troublemaker pass his test today? Did the kid overcome his social anxiety today? Did the chatterbox get beaten up for starting trouble today? Did the old ancestor figure out his phone today?
++++Did I manage not to die of anger today?!
Reading guide:
1. My writing isn't great. This is mainly about the boss's boring everyday life.
2. I have a backlog. It may be 1v1 or have no romance.
3. I'll add more later. Feel free to suggest things.
Theme: What a joy it is to have friends come from afar.
The little angel who is struggling with CP, look here! Explain: This text was originally posted on the Yandan non-CP channel, but it was moved to Yandan due to subject matter issues. Therefore, the scope of beautiful wives in this article will be a bit wide, including but not limited to male wives, female wives, male and female wives, non-human wives, etc. The author is an omnivorous person, and the XP is a little weird. In the end, there is a high probability that it will be chaotic and no CP. Little angels who care about this should pay attention to demining ~
Dazai Osamu: Here I sincerely thank that thing called Mu Pai for bringing hatred for me. What does the matter between you Neptune and Fish have to do with my little ex-Mafia cadre? I am innocent!
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Either solve v or continue to update. It's disgusting to do this, lightning protection
Is it time to update or not? Send me an accurate message. It's been nearly 4 months. I really can't hold on to you like this.
Not updated yet??? Damn, if you really don't want to update, just cancel v. To be honest, this is really disgusting.
I got points back, but it was a pity that it exploded. It was really nice to see the explosion. The result and follow-up made me cry to death.
Why haven't I even received a leave note after ten days off? You can't just do it just because you're cold, there's always someone who will read it.
Another update, Little Green Book, is there something wrong with the magnetic field? Why are so many disappearing? 😭
Frog fun, I have no impression of this novel at all...