Pei Jingyu, who had been frail and sickly in his previous life and died the moment he reached adulthood, transmigrated into a book.
The good news: His new body was incredibly healthy, and he could eat anything without getting sick.
The bad news: He had become a villainous cannon-fodder character who coveted the protagonist gong, constantly tripped up the protagonist shou, and ended up turned into a human-skin lantern by the protagonist.
The really bad news: He had to follow the plot to the end before he could regain his freedom.
With tears in his eyes, Pei Jingyu begged to be spared and began secretly observing the protagonist's second uncle...
The all-powerful regent was a smiling tiger who was nothing like he seemed. When the young emperor was still a child, he had helped him ascend the throne, quelled rebellions, purged the court, and dealt out death without hesitation. Once the emperor came of age, he handed over his authority without a second thought. He was both a powerful minister and a meritorious hero.
So Pei Jingyu followed the plot while making sure to curry favor with the protagonist's second uncle. He went to great lengths to flatter him, bringing tea and water, massaging his shoulders and legs... but he never got very far with any of it.
Since physical labor wasn't working out, Pei Jingyu made use of his strength with sweet talk. Every time he saw the regent, he showered him with fresh, extravagant praise.
Holding up a crookedly stitched sachet, he pointed at the moon embroidered on it and lavished the regent with praise: "You are the bright moon in the heavens, untouched by the dust of this world."
He was too busy congratulating himself on the line to notice the regent's increasingly dangerous gaze. He'd have to use the same lovely words to praise the protagonist next time. A good line was worth using more than once!
At first, Xiao Yuancheng merely thought the little fellow his nephew had brought back was amusing. The kid wasn't afraid of him at all and spent every day hovering by his side, sweet-talking him, fussing over him, and paying him endless attention.
Especially after the little fellow got drunk twice in a row, cried as he threw himself into Xiao Yuancheng's arms, and kissed and nibbled at him.
Xiao Yuancheng had never been interested in sensual pleasures, but under the kid's constant teasing, he gradually found himself falling for him. Well... maybe it wasn't such a bad idea.
Then he saw the little idiot holding up an identical sachet and reciting passionately to his nephew, "You are the bright moon in the heavens..."
Pei Jingyu was working hard to follow the plot when a chilling voice sounded behind him: "Oh? He's the bright moon? Then what does that make me?"
Pei Jingyu: !!!
At first, Pei Jingyu only wanted to cling to the regent's coattails, hoping the big shot would save his life. Who knew that trying too hard would get him a bonus life of his own?
Wah, why is my belly getting so big?!
The regent, furious to learn he'd been deceived, gritted his teeth. The little idiot had actually been stringing him along while still thinking about his nephew, shamelessly having it both ways.
But he couldn't bring himself to punish him. Instead, he had to treat them like royalty. The big one and the little one climbed all over him and threw their weight around, and he was more than happy to spoil them.
Powerful, scheming gong x silly, adorable beauty shou
Childbirth, older gong, 1v1, sweet romance, the gong and shou only have each other
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Fu Yuwei was famous for being lazy.
He came from a wealthy family, and his older brother was set to inherit the family business. There was no need for him to work hard, so he lay flat without a care in the world.
After graduating, he followed the usual path: marriage and a child. His husband was a rising star in business, young and talented, and their child was clever and adorable. The three of them lived a happy, fulfilling life.
Who could have guessed that he'd wake up one day and transmigrate to ancient times with his child?
Facing his bewildered, chubby little one in a drafty thatched hut with bare walls, Fu Yuwei slowly closed his eyes. This had to be a dream.
The little one's soft cheek pressed against his as the chubby kid patted his tummy. "Daddy, hungry."
Fu Yuwei let out a long sigh. Daddy was hungry too.
"How can someone who can't lift a finger or tell one grain from another raise a kid in ancient times? Help, I need answers!"
No matter how hard things got, the kid had to eat. Don't panic.
He vaguely remembered Xie Zhuoling mentioning, when drunk, that he had transmigrated from ancient times. The notorious young troublemaker in the capital now was also called Xie Zhuoling.
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His mother was a princess, and his father was the mighty General Weiyuan. The heir, Xie Zhuoling, was unconventional and unruly, and hated being tied down.
One day, in full view of a crowd, a little child grabbed Xie Zhuoling by the leg in the middle of the street.
The chubby kid held out his arms. Daddy, pick me up.
Xie Zhuoling: ?
And that wasn't all. A gorgeous beauty followed behind the child, his dark eyes thoughtfully scanning Xie Zhuoling from head to toe.
Under the beauty's gaze, Xie Zhuoling's ears turned red. He spoke harshly: "Hey, keep this kid under control. Don't let him go around calling people..."
At that very moment, the beauty spoke up: "Husband?"
Huh? How had his mature, dependable husband gotten so young? Well, at least his handsome face hadn't changed.
Xie Zhuoling: ??
Everyone gasped. Good heavens! The heir had abandoned his wife and child, and now they'd come looking for him!
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Xie Zhuoling at first:
Who are these people trying to con me? Stay away! What wife and kid? This is such a pain! And I hate children!
Later:
Kisses for my wife! I'm the most mature and dependable, so pay attention to me!
Sweetheart, you're so cute. Daddy will take you out to fight crickets.
For more completed sweet romances, visit my author page!
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I Married a Disabled Prince of My Own Accord
I Was Forced to Marry in Someone Else's Place and Got Pregnant
Theme: We hold our own fate in our hands.
It makes me laugh. If you want to find an heir who is gay, you have to find another heir again. This country is going to become a concession system.
Has the baby grown up to be King Kong Nezha from One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes? Hahahaha
The little boy's virtues are exactly the same as his father's, hahahahahaha
At a young age, I learned to kiss secretly and raised my lover very young.
I used to think that I wanted to make the baby a prince [laughing and crying]
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
Super pretty! ! Sweet! !
Quickly become popular, it's so beautiful, so funny
Finished with flowers, read it in one go~
After reading it, I'm glad I met them. (*? I`*)