After Being Captured by Paranoia to Hatch Eggs

The "Black Lotus Bamboo Horse Stops Pretending After Marriage" from the car-turning and Shura field next door has been completed, welcome to try it! Luo Jue wore a book and turned into a chicken. The system asked him to be a stand-in to appease Gong Qingyang, a mentally disturbed widower whose wife died, and promised him a one-billion-yuan pension. A certain salted fish: Is there such a good thing? Luo Jue then put her own chicken paw print on the labor contract. Not long after, Qing Yang took out an egg from his arms and asked him to hatch it. Luo Jue was horrified: Hatching... Hatching eggs? He is a rooster! ! ! This egg is still a spiritual egg, and she chases him all over the mountain as if she were her mother. When he sleeps, the eggs get into his bed. He fished, and Egg kept asking him to work as a wet nurse. He ran away from work and Dan chased him all the way to his hometown. But that's not the point. The point is that Luo Jue feels that Shen Gong is taking advantage of him by hatching eggs. When the egg's spiritual intelligence was not yet developed, Qingyang brought the two of them over and said softly, "Ah Jue, getting married will help it open up its spiritual intelligence." After the egg developed its spiritual intelligence, Qing Yang pulled him to the bed and untied his clothes seriously: "Ajue, if you and I get closer, it will help it hatch as soon as possible." Dan had a fever, Qingyang said in a serious tone: "Ajue, it has the attributes of water and fire. It requires the two of us to merge our spiritual powers during dual cultivation to..." Luo Jue held on to her sore waist and finally couldn't bear it and kicked the man off the bed: "Whoever wants to hatch this egg will hatch it!" Not long after, Qingyang brought a large box full of gold and said softly, "Ajue, do you still like it?" Luo Jue: It seems I can still bear it... Then he stuffed the gold into the Qiankun bag without hesitation. * But of course a rooster cannot hatch an egg. Luo Jue has worked diligently for ten years, but the eggs are still eggs, but the labor contract has expired. He expected to ask for his salary from the system. The prompt sounded: The system you are bound to has been logged out. Luo Jue:? ! Where is his one billion pension? ! How unreasonable! I can't last a day in this bad class. So he abandoned his pick and ran away. Luo Jue didn't expect that as soon as he ran away, the protagonist Gong would go crazy. Qing Yang dug three feet into the ground to find his retirement home. His eyes were blood red and he asked gloomily: "Ah Jue, even if you leave your own flesh and blood, will you leave me?" Luo Jue (black question mark): What the hell? He looked at the glutinous rice dumplings next to Qing Yang that were carved out of the same mold as himself, and his eyes darkened. * Luo Jue (furious): Fraud! This is a scam! I want to arbitrate this liar system! What about the Labor Bureau? Where is the Labor Bureau! Qing Yang (kissed his wife): The environment is not good, there are scam companies everywhere, stop working, I will support you. All he wants to do is retire and provide for himself Reading guide: 1. Focus on paranoid characters, there will be a small amount of forced love scenes 2. Past life and present jokes, there was a bloody misunderstanding in the past life, the length is not long, the end of chapters 45-46 3. Happy ending *** Pre-collection of "Beautiful Idiots Are Always Targeted by Sinister Villains", please collect it! This Gukeng product is super good! Shen Xijun is a peach blossom demon who was struck by thunder and transported into a fast-traveling world when he was going through a tribulation. System: "Your mission is to kill the evil villains in each world." Shen Xijun raised her white, soft and delicate face, pointed at herself blankly, and said weakly: "... Me?" System: "... It's none of your business, just go and have some fun." Shen Xijun:...? Because he was too weak, his mission changed from killing the villain to being a cannon fodder who died gloriously for the protagonist to kill the villain. But Shen Xijun didn't expect that he didn't die at every damn plot point, and the protagonist and villain looked at him weirder each one. [Cthulhu World] He became the only "messenger" who could connect the three-dimensional and four-dimensional spaces, and used him as a bait to lure the ancient evil gods into human traps. As a result, the indescribably powerful evil god wrapped its cold tentacles around his thighs, bit his ear and whispered: "Humans should be thankful that they dedicated you to me, my spouse, which saved them from destruction." But the general who offered him up as bait ended up kneeling in front of the closed space channel, abandoning his faith and dignity, and begged the evil god to let him go, even at the cost of all mankind. [Xianxia World] He disguised himself as the young disciple of the righteous Immortal Lord and went to poison the evil Demon Lord's wine. As a result, the Demon Lord calmly drank the poisonous wine, leisurely dragged him back to the bed by his ankles, and said regretfully: "Idiot, what you just administered was not poison, but an aphrodisiac." But his Master, the Flower of the High Mountain, ended up in the Demon Realm in a bloody battle, with blood-red eyes: "Give me back my little apprentice." [World of Vampires] He transformed into a holy son whose blood has a special fragrance, and inserted a silver dagger into the heart of the vampire ancestor. As a result, the thousand-year-old vampire rubbed his delicate neck with its fangs and said in a seductive voice: "Give me a bite and mark it with me, and I will let go of the werewolf who ordered you here." And the werewolf brother who raised him and asked him to sacrifice his life for the tribe ended up taking the initiative to dig out his own heart, just to beg for his forgiveness. [ABO World] He dressed as an omega who was born with charming pheromones to seduce and assassinate the villain alpha. As a result, the alpha locked him into the villa, touched his belly, and said with dark eyes, "When will I get pregnant, I will let you out." But the man who assigned him the mission at the beginning sneaked into the heavily guarded villa and caressed his slightly bulging belly: "Baby, can you abort it and get pregnant with me?" [Supernatural World] He dressed as a little Taoist priest with yin and yang eyes and went to put a yellow talisman on the forehead of the evil ghost. As a result, the evil ghost gently and skillfully took his talisman and pressed it on his forehead. He rubbed the back of his neck with his cold hands and said in a sinister tone, "You've been pretending that you can't see me. Is this just for this?" But the head of the family, who had raised him for eighteen years just to take away his physique, ended up sleepless and searching for Taoist priests all over the world just to get his soul that was stolen by evil spirits. Other worlds to be determined: Zombie King of the End of the World [Miao Black Wizard] ... Shen Xijun: ... There seems to be something wrong. Why are both the villain and the protagonist coveting his body? [Innocent little fool, soft beauty is subjected to all kinds of dark, paranoid, yandere, possessive, super possessive and crazy criticism] Note: 1. The villain is the main attacker, and the upright protagonist is the scum gong (the scum gong is not part of the attack). The scum gong will be in the crematorium, but the shou will only be with the main aggressor. 2. The villain will dote on his wife very much 3. The slice of attack is the villain of every world Purpose: Give children a wonderful childhood