The show next door, "The Black Lotus Bamboo Horse Stops Pretending After Marriage," has been completed. If you click on it, the obedient little Bamboo Horse will be caught!
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In the early stage, he is reserved and arrogant. In the later stage, he is clingy and loyal dog Bingshangong
An Yan accidentally traveled to the interstellar world and gained SSS-level spiritual power and healing powers, but he was a waste without a spiritual body.
When he picked up a wandering spiritual body, a young Samoyed, he activated the "Spiritual Body Intractable Disease Healing System."
It turns out that due to the influence of nuclear pollution a hundred years ago, the spiritual bodies of interstellar humans have developed various mental illnesses that are difficult to cure.
At a time when people are having headaches about their mental health, Anyan has launched a live broadcast enrollment:
"The only spiritual care class in the entire planet is now open! Are you still worried about the manic husky that bites people everywhere? Are you still worried about the golden monkey that is suffering from anorexia and is losing weight? Are you still spending high psychological consultation fees for the autistic red panda? Don't worry, Captain An, the mental SSS-level healer, will solve it all for you!"
After completing the phased tasks
System: Reward a copy of "Special Recipe for Healing the Mental Body"
An Yan opened the recipe and took a look——
Cod, Chicken and Cat Rice: During the preparation process, you need to dress up as a cat girl and perform a cat dance, otherwise the healing effect will be halved.
Attachment: Cat dance teaching video mp4.
An Yan:?
He turned to the "dog section" again and looked at it——
Chicken jerky: During the production process, you need to hold the puppy and sing "Happy Puppy Song" together, otherwise the healing effect will be halved.
Attachment: "Happy Puppy Song" mp3.
An Yan:? ? ?
Starman at the beginning:
[What the hell is feeding carrots to the canine mental body? Be silly!
[The feline spirit hates water the most, so why don't you give it a bathtub?
[Dancing in women's clothing in front of a pot? Crazy!
Later, when they discovered that all kinds of anorexia, mania, ADHD, and schizophrenia had been cured by An Yan using various strange techniques,
Everyone:
[Woo! Healers are so rare nowadays, and a spiritual healing session costs at least hundreds of thousands. Anchors who offer free healing are really like living bodhisattvas!
[Who said that without a spiritual body, it is useless? Anchor! From today on, you are the godfather of my spiritual body!
Trash himself: You may not believe it when I tell you, but actually I just want to fuck all kinds of nationally protected animals that I couldn't fuck in my previous life for free...
Later, people learned that An Yan did not have a spiritual body.
His spiritual body is the starry sky above his head that cannot be touched, but is always vast and all-encompassing.
——He is the god who stands on the top of the galaxy.
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Lu Wei, the supreme commander of the Interstellar Alliance.
The flower of the high mountains looks cold and ascetic on the outside, like a reserved and aloof cat, but has a completely opposite canine spirit that is passionate and clingy to the point of mania.
After being framed and seriously injured, he had to merge with his spiritual body, hide his identity, and stay with An Yan in his puppy form to restore his depleted mental power.
But this young man was so bold that he first rubbed his hair and bathed him in front of the entire interstellar audience. After bathing, he hugged him and kissed him fiercely. Then he put a bite stopper on him and pawed all over his body, calling it a healing massage.
When the audience in the live broadcast room shouted "Yanyan wife" one after another, Lu Wei finally couldn't help it anymore.
The originally soft and cute Samoyed suddenly turned into a ferocious and terrifying white wolf. The wolf's claws were pressed on An Yan's body, and its fangs were bared and roared fiercely at everyone.
Later, when the white wolf transformed into the handsome and cold General Lu Wei and hugged the blushing An Yan, the entire live broadcast system was completely paralyzed.
[Ah ah, didn't General Lu say that he would never marry and contribute to the interstellar world?
Help! How did my boyfriend and my wife get together? !
General Lu bit the earlobe of the person in his arms and said coldly: "This is my wife."
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↓↓The article next door "The Sweetheart Turns Dark After the Marriage Agreement" has been published and will be updated daily!
Ning Chenhuan was cursed by the god because he collided with the God of Marriage.
If he does not marry someone who matches his horoscope before the age of 23, he will fall into a permanent sleep.
In order to break the curse, he agreed to marry his sweetheart Fu Tingyun.
Fu Tingyun was an upright and honorable man. Most importantly, he was a straight man. There was absolutely no risk in marrying him. Ning Chenhuan was very satisfied.
But it didn't take long for him to discover that a physical marriage could not break the curse and he had to get a de facto marriage. So a month after they separated, he and his husband shared a room for the first time.
Ning Chenhuan's legs were shaking the next day.
He had been a husband and wife for several months, but his back and legs were sore, and the curse was finally lifted.
Ning Chenhuan mentioned the divorce happily, but the man held his slender ankle and said with a contented voice, "Did Huanhuan remember it wrong? We have never signed any agreement."
Ning Chenhuan panicked: "Aren't you a straight man?"
Fu Tingyun sighed softly: "Huanhuan, no straight man would desire another man."
Ning Chenhuan felt as if he had been poured down by a basin of ice water.
It turns out that the man in front of him has never been a gentleman, but a wolf wearing a gentleman's skin.
He packed up his things and ran away overnight.
Not long after, he was captured by a man who had laid a dragnet.
The man bit his ear: "The little butterfly is always so disobedient. Do I have to break his wings so that he won't fly away from my arms again?"
Looking into those dark and deep eyes, Ning Chenhuan realized in despair that his gentle sweetheart seemed to have completely turned dark.
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Fu Tingyun has a beautiful and cute little bamboo horse that flies around him all day long, like a clinging little butterfly.
He likes little butterflies, he has liked them since he was a child, but he can't tell.
Because these years, he watched the little butterflies playing among the flowers, but he never wanted to stop for any flower.
He knew that the little butterfly would have forever friends, but not a forever lover.
Until that day, the little butterfly flew to his fingertips and acted coquettishly to him like he did when he was a child: "Brother Yun, do me a favor and marry me, okay?"
Fu Tingyun agreed calmly.
But he thought in his heart that this time, he would not let his little butterfly fly away.
[On the surface, he is a prodigal, but he is actually an innocent and heart-throb. In the early stage, he is a gentleman, and in the later stage, he goes crazy. White and black attacks.]
Note:
1. Shou has the attribute of being a heartthrob. Everyone loves Shou, but only Gong really loves Shou.
2. 1V1, double c, he
Purpose: Pay attention to mental health and care for the growth of small animals
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In fact, as long as you are willing, I want to transfer money directly to your account to help you continue writing... [Poor]
Ah ah ah haven't it been updated yet?
It made me laugh so hard, the Sports Commission was so shocked
A row of claws is really cute [dog head][dog head]
Code it first [Star Eyes] Author Come on
Hahahahahaha Takumi happy to mention his parents (bushi)