Everyone in My Family Is a Big Shot Except Me

Jiang Yunsheng is transported into a novel as the fake heiress of a marquis's household. In the original story, she constantly picks on the real heiress, acts like a menace, and eventually dies horribly in prison.

After half a second's thought, Jiang Yunsheng decisively packs her bags and heads back to the countryside.

Jiang Yunsheng thinks: So what if we're poor? As long as our family works hard, we'll have a good life!

But when she gets home,

her father slaps his thigh. "How did my fish get away again?"

Her mother munches on sunflower seeds. "Obviously, you took too long to reel it in!"

Her little sister props her face in her hands. "What a pain."

Jiang Yunsheng: ...Looks like I'm the one who has to take care of this family!

Under her urging, her father finally learns to fish, her mother learns to clear land and farm, and her little sister learns to raise chickens and pigs. Her brother, who sleeps in every day, sets up a little street stall.

Everything is looking up, until a horde of masked assassins comes knocking.

How did an utterly ordinary family like theirs end up attracting people like that?!!!

Jiang Yunsheng trembles. "Dad, Mom, let's run!"

But then

Her sleepy brother draws his butcher's knife and kills one man every ten steps, while her little sister, sporting twin buns, tosses poisons around like nobody's business.

Her father smirks coldly. "Looks like it's been too long since we killed anyone."

Her mother yawns widely. "Let's deal with them quickly. They're disturbing my sleep."

Help! Can someone tell her what's going on here???

As Jiang Yunsheng frantically presses her philtrum, the gentle, pretty husband she picked up walks out of the house, dressed in white as bright as snow.

Her voice trembles. "You're just an ordinary person, right?"

Fu Renqing puts away the icy silver needles hidden in his sleeve. "Yes. I'm just a doctor."

Thanks to BS Gugu for making the cover!

Theme: Care for your family and build a wonderful life