I Love Tiger Oil, Originally Titled 'Steamed Rice Wrapped in a Fried Dough Stick'

Please don't plagiarize. Feel free to add the story or the author to your favorites. Otherwise, you'll miss it. A note before you read: This is a story that requires no brainpower. Don't use your brain while reading it. If you want to use your brain, don't read it. In short, if you're bored and want something to pass the time, give it a try. A sweet little story, sweet all the way through. If you have a sweet tooth, come on in! [Dialogue version] Fan Mi: Please don't make me do any nude scenes, kissing scenes, or steamy scenes. My man wouldn't like it. Cheng Huan: … Fan Mi: And please don't ask who's on top. I don't like that topic. Cheng Huan: … You can shut up now. Fan Mi: Huh? Congratulations, you're my man now. Cheng Huan (hiding his face and crying): You're picking on me, you're so mean. I'm not letting you into my room tonight. Fan Mi (eyes lighting up): Really? I really don't have to go into your room tonight? Cheng Huan: Just try it! Fan Mi cries... then turns to the reporters: Now you know who's on top. Cheng Huan (in a coquettish voice): Oh, stop it, don't take pictures. Haven't you seen enough of us at home? The reporters run for their lives. [Abstract version] The story of a man who looks very feminine slowly drawing into his pocket, devouring, and keeping for life a woman who looks very masculine and has been coveting him for many years. [What everyone has to say] Fan Mi: I'm already this old, and I've been in this business for so long. Love isn't exactly a necessity. Cheng Huan: I've been around for so long, but with you, I couldn't help becoming pure for once. You just pick on me because you know I like you, because you know I can't live without you, right? Fine! I really can't do without you. I'll be a real man just this once in my life! Xiao Mei: Sister Fan, just give in to him. Once you do, Brother Qiang will give in to me. A Qiang: What does one have to do with the other? Fan Nuo: You idiots, don't corrupt my sister. This blurb is ridiculous because I really don't know how to write one. This story is about the entertainment industry... Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please don't assume it's about you. This is a lighthearted story, so relax and enjoy... Just take it easy as you read. Also, I'm delighted you came to read my work, but please don't plagiarize. I put a lot of effort into every word. As for when I'll finish it... I don't know... From Taozi to everyone: Treat me like a baby, give me flowers, and talk to me, and my loyalty will go up. Otherwise, I'll easily turn bad. If my loyalty drops too low, I'll run away. Then this story will be abandoned. Even if you're plagiarizing, you still have to leave a long review before you go. My dear little masters, if you love me, please be kind to me. I want to be cherished. Taozi has written a new short story... It's very short, not a sweet story... A little supernatural~ But it's mainly romance~~ Please click: There's also Click to go there Click to go there Theme: