The Green Tea Substitute Is Actually the Moonlight's Secret Identity!

The cultivation world has a civil service exam. Candidates are sent into the mortal world as unfortunate nobodies, and their lives are livestreamed as they rewrite their destinies.

To keep candidates safe in the mortal realm, some examiners travel with them under assumed names.

Then one day, a spectacular candidate from the Mirage Clan appeared out of nowhere, and the Examination Bureau suddenly realized:

What examiners really need to do is stop candidates from causing trouble in the mortal world!

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Xiao Wenji was the famously cold-faced examiner at the Examination Bureau. He never showed candidates the slightest kindness, until he met one poor little thing:

At their first meeting, the candidate had been drugged by his scumbag father and ran out of a drinking party, clothes disheveled, before collapsing at Xiao Wenji's feet. His cheeks flushed, he pleaded pitifully, "Uncle, save me."

Later, when the candidate was attacked by the whole internet and slapped around while filming, Xiao Wenji draped his own suit over him, and the candidate hid inside it and cried in secret.

Later still, the candidate was publicly saddled with a false accusation of plagiarism by his younger sister, leaving him unable to clear his name...

Xiao Wenji: Fine, I'll look after him a little.

But could someone explain why he kept receiving disciplinary plans and warnings from the Examination Bureau, saying his candidate was causing a massive ruckus in the mortal realm?

Xiao Wenji: He's very well-behaved.

The many cultivators watching the livestream: What kind of poor little thing could single-handedly add three centimeters to the Regulations for Examiners Descending to the Mortal Realm?!

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Then one day, Xiao Wenji discovered that the candidate wasn't the little white rabbit he'd thought he was.

In fact, he was the frog being slowly boiled by the candidate.

From then on, every look and every word from the candidate seemed to Xiao Wenji like an attempt to seduce him.

Yet on the livestream, the candidate continued to insist, "Once the exam is over, we'll go our separate ways~"

Then one day, the candidate discovered that Xiao Wenji was actually a secret identity used by an examiner on assignment!

The candidate was stunned. "I can explain!"

But Xiao Wenji had already turned twisted from holding back for so long. "Go our separate ways?"

He pulled out the little notebook he used to keep accounts and approached with a cold laugh. "In your dreams."

Candidate: "...I spoke too soon."

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The moment their identities were exposed, the lake of Xiao Wenji's heart, long unmoved, finally rippled.

This slippery little Mirage Clan demon had played him for so long with all his green-tea tricks, and now Xiao Wenji had finally turned the tables.

So Xiao Wenji pressed him relentlessly, expressionless, making the candidate repay every debt he owed, one by one.

The candidate didn't care. "Don't tell me you've actually fallen in love with me?"

Xiao Wenji sneered. "The person I love is the number one rogue immortal in the Three Realms, who ascended long ago. Your outrageous behavior bears a striking resemblance to that great master."

The candidate finally stopped smiling. "? Isn't he your junior granduncle?"

Xiao Wenji pressed his advantage. "I like taboo relationships."

The candidate fell silent, occasionally looking at Xiao Wenji with a strange expression.

Xiao Wenji was baffled, until one day he discovered that the candidate was his junior granduncle's secret identity!

His junior granduncle said coolly, "Look at you, liking taboo relationships?"

Xiao Wenji: ...I think I spoke too soon, too.

Lan Yunzhang x Xiao Wenji

A rebellious, alluring beauty who excels at flirting, with an endless supply of green-tea lines, bottom

A cold, middle-aged bachelor who transmigrated as a debauched playboy and has fallen below zero in his ability to spot green tea, top

Theme: Do not stay confined to one corner. Face life's turning points, and you won't fail the vast world around you.