● Also known as: "How a Butter-Girl Protagonist with a Gloomy Personality Can Get a Brilliant Life" and "Isn't the Character Called Saiki in That Manga Way Too Overpowered? I'm Reporting It!" etc.
○ Pinned: You can make a wish to Saiki! Shuiszhi has personally confirmed that nobody failed their exams! Since you're here, just say a prayer. It can't hurt (doge).
1.
As the heroine of a dating sim, Takanashi Sakura lived a quiet, well-behaved life. One day, Saiki, the boy who had just moved next door, knocked on her door. Adorned with candy-colored hair clips, he handed her an enrollment notice for the talent recruitment program bringing people into the main world.
And the script for the dating sim she was in.
"So that's how it is!"
Takanashi never imagined she would get to read the script for her own dating sim one day. The obedient, sweet young lady from a fallen noble family, who had never read a romance novel, was swept away by the breathtaking love story described in it!
"..."
Saiki could hear her thoughts from next door.
The boy sat upright at his desk. On it was a book titled "Please Remember Me." It sounded like such a pure, unpretentious coming-of-age tragedy, yet it would go on to create an unprecedented sensation as an adult game
in the future.
That's right.
Takanashi next door was the heroine of an adult game, and the script she got was a Jinjiang-edited version of Saiki Kusuo. What would become of an adult-game heroine born into a world of absolute despair?
Saiki looked at his trembling hands, which had only just finished reading the adult-game script, and solemnly lowered his eyes.
"...Good grief. By the power of coffee jelly, saving an adult-game heroine is a trifle for a psychic."
2.
Takanashi had encountered the most awful labyrinth-collapse incident on record. As one of a crowd of protagonists, she had been brought from a dating sim into the main world.
But she still sorely missed the world of absolute despair she had lived in before reincarnating. Wanting to change the script, she set off on her journey with a brand-new cheat: her gacha System
The gacha System's rule was "You have to accept the consequences of your bets." Gamblers wept as they burned through all their luck at once.
Her card pool was "Mangyang Noel."
A ravenous snake of a high school that shamelessly and greedily packed the protagonists brought into the main world, along with other participating characters, into its school.
Takanashi saw that the card pool was split into various parts, such as "Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu High Class," "Demon Slayer Class," "Kuzu Class," and "Class E."
The cards available in the "Jujutsu High Class" included the "5t5 Card," the "Okkotsu Card," the "Itadori Card," and so on. The sparkling SSR cards glittered in the pool.
For example, the description of the "5t5 Card" read:
"5t5," also known as the Human Oil-Go
Gojo Satoru
The ceiling of the Jujutsu world. A white-haired lunatic who never goes out of character, never acts serious, and insists he alone is the strongest in heaven and earth.
Skills:
"Unlimited Void" Domain
"You're pretty weak" Taunt
"Limitless," "Cursed Technique Reversal," "Hollow Technique" etc.
The clueless adult-game heroine fell into deep thought. Her friends from other worlds...
Didn't seem to be normal people?
3.
Takanashi was in Kuzu Class, so she clicked in out of curiosity.
All the cards in Kuzu Class were pale, ordinary-person cards, making the lone golden SSR stand out even more.
Takanashi picked it up. "...Saiki?"
"Psychic," also known as Kami
Saiki
As the name suggests, the moment you draw this card, you've already won.
Skills:
"Basically, I can do anything" God's humility
Takanashi: ???
Takanashi had always thought her classmate Saiki was a quiet, gentle, good person.
"Wow."
Takanashi exclaimed in admiration. "I kind of want to draw him."
4.
The lucky Takanashi drew the "Saiki Card" and won big from the start!
Theme: Good deeds bring good rewards.
Qi Shen: Saving the heroine Butter is a trivial matter, not worth mentioning—— Xiaoniaoyou: I feel like I have such a great supporter! The series of articles is completed: "Qi Shen still doesn't know Xiaoniaoyou's thoughts today." Push advance payment: "5t5 wants to be conquered" "The time-travelers fled" End of push: "The roll of single push 5t5 is bound to the real owner"&&"When single push 5t5 picks up the real owner" "Gin is planning to retire"&&"After falling in love with Gin at first sight "It was too difficult to be raised by Gin, so I became the boss." "I became a ghost queen on the same day as Muzan."
Thinking of being able to do 6 weird stories like this, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but rise.
Almighty author, I also want to watch Weirdness 8 to Weirdness 100, please play more.
Teacher, please tell me that You Qichuan has an account in ao3 purple electric eel gravity circle wb or some other platform. This is too delicious.
Where's the mouth? Hehehe, people's hearts are yellow 💛💛💛
Good! Fragrant! This is actually what I can see in Green River, let's see and cherish it
Pure love smells great! 💪 Of course, you can have a scene in the extra story 😳😳😳
Mommy, the rice smells so good. Update soon. It's so pretty.
Please watch Qi Shen's tricks
It was so exciting and I didn't know what to say! (Wriggling in the sun) (Crawling in circles) (Rolling around, rolling around)