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Coming soon: After Turning the Cannon Fodder to My Side, I Broke the World's Laws. An apocalypse story. Please add it to your favorites! Blurb at the bottom~
Song Qigui is the undisputed queen of the fiercely competitive haunted-house sleep-testing industry.
Unlike everyone else, she tests the houses and exorcises them, all to meet her performance targets.
Her work ethic as an employee, combined with her righteous aura, has turned haunted-house sleep testing into a smooth road to success.
Who knew all roads lead to Rome, but hers was different:
It led to the underworld.
One day, the Underworld Haunted House Sleep-Testing Office comes knocking.
With the business expanding, Song Qigui makes a dazzling career leap and becomes a part-time haunted-house sleep tester for the Underworld.
Don’t ask. They’re paying way too much.
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Luckily, as a legend of the cutthroat workplace, she can handle the Underworld’s performance targets too.
A reward then drops from the sky. A lamp ghost promises to grant Song Qigui one wish.
Song Qigui: I want a lamp ghost who can let me make a wish every day and make it come true that same day, who’s handsome, has eight-pack abs, is worth hundreds of billions, and is loyal only to me!!!
Lamp Ghost: ...Do you think I’m a turtle in a wishing pond?
It drops the “Ghosts Will Weep” System and flees at top speed, afraid that if it stays another second, it’ll be forced to leave behind a token and receive a scented sachet.
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Song Qigui transforms into a crooked-grin battle goddess and sets her sights on the haunted-house sleep-testing world.
She plans to use the System to make a spectacular debut and leave everyone in the dust, but the System is playing a joke on her!
After making pork elbows for a hungry ghost in the middle of the night, sewing embroidered shoes for a ghost bride, helping a model ghost revise a PowerPoint, and setting the bones of a hanging ghost...
Song Qigui rolls up her sleeves. “System, what are you playing at?”
Later...
Ms. Song Qigui, who believes in relying on herself rather than asking others for help, dances with a hundred ghosts in a bloodstained basement before capturing the Ghost King; rips a female ghost apart with her bare hands at the bottom of a lake rife with resentment, then puts her back together; and talks history and philosophy with a fierce ghost in a cold, damp cave, moving on to their ideals in life before striking her down and giving her a good old-fashioned exorcism...
For a while, the ghosts are in a panic. They clamor to go home, desperate to hurry up and be reincarnated.
Song Qigui: Whatever. I’ll take out every ghost equally.
Mission: Hungry Ghost [Complete]
Bride's Haunted House [Complete]
Vengeful Child [Complete]
Tide of Resentment [Related to Vengeful Child, in progress]
Reading Guide: 1. At my editor’s suggestion, I’ve switched this story from romantic fantasy to supernatural suspense. The writing in the first few chapters leans toward comedy, so I recommend starting with Chapter 4 or Chapter 8. This is a supernatural story.
2. The heroine is strong, but she doesn’t start out that way. At first, she’s an ordinary girl, so it’s only natural that she’s scared of ghosts. But she’s got plenty of wild tricks up her sleeve, hehe~~
3. I originally wanted to write a male lead, but now I’m not so sure I want to write romance. He’s closely tied to the plot, so I’ll focus mainly on the story from here on. You can think of their relationship as brotherly affection if you like.
4. The formations, spells, magical beasts, and so on in this story are all made up by the author. Please don’t take them too seriously.
5. I’d love to hear your suggestions, everyone. They mean a lot to me!
[Coming Soon]
After Turning the Cannon Fodder to My Side, I Broke the World's Laws
Blurb:
1.
The Demon Beasts Awaken is an apocalypse novel written by Wei Ling. When she wakes up one morning, she has become the heroine of the book, who shares her name.
Unfortunately, a horde of demon beasts appears right from the start. According to the plot, while everyone is in chaos, Wei Ling pushes Chi Wei out into the open, right before his astonished eyes.
After the horde passes, Chi Wei's remains are nowhere to be found.
Clutching his bloodstained scraps of clothing, Wei Ling collapses to the ground as if all strength has left her, forcing her eyes to turn red.
Overcome with grief, she says, “Chi Wei, what am I supposed to do without you...”
A faint smile hides beneath her lowered lashes.
The next second, a gentle, refined voice sounds above her head. “Sorry, A Ling. This is all my fault for making you worry.”
A chill runs down Wei Ling's spine.
She looks up in shock, suddenly meeting a pair of eyes gleaming with cruel amusement.
2.
The apocalypse arrives. Contamination spreads, demon beasts awaken, and humanity fights for survival.
Wei Ling should be able to follow the plot and wait calmly for humanity's victory. But the story veers from its original course again and again.
The world's laws quietly take effect:
Law One: Characters in the novel cannot feel emotions outside their assigned roles.
Law Two: Chi Wei and the world's laws will always be on the same side.
Law Three: Contaminated crystal cores can never be found by anyone.
Law Four: The world of the novel automatically rejects outsiders.
Law Five: The apocalypse is eternal.
Wei Ling, who only wants to help humanity: Fuck you.
3.
Chi Wei is a rabid dog.
No one knows this better than Wei Ling.
The only way to deal with a rabid dog is to be even crazier than he is.
With gale-force winds howling around her and demon beasts roaring, Wei Ling looks up and bites Chi Wei hard on the lips.
She wipes away a bead of blood and smiles brightly. “Chi Wei, love me.”
“Chi Wei, stay with me forever.”
Chi Wei thinks of himself as a rabid dog.
But Wei Ling was born to be the dog trainer who could tame him.
So he bows his head and offers her a devout kiss.
A hypocritical, reborn, unhinged man X a sharp-minded, scheming actress and career-focused woman [Both Alphas]
(If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~)
Theme: Respect all life
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I am the third daughter of Aladdin's magic lamp. I was kicked out of the house by my father because I stole the family's little wishing lamp! Everyone wants to capture me. I have nowhere to hide now and can only ask you for help. Today, if you collect "The Underworld Gold Medal Haunted House Sleeper", I will give you a wishing magic lamp. This is more sincere than giving it to your father directly, because you can make three wishes: first, to be pounced by the little wolfdog. Second, being called sister by a little puppy. Third, Mr. Nian Shang gave me a car and a house. If you are willing to collect my advance copy of "After Inciting Rebellious Cannon Fodder and I Broken the Laws of the World", I will give you an additional wish: make a fortune every day, and have a house of one-of-a-kind Tomson brand.
Hahahaha, so interesting~ Update it soon, the author is awesome~
In fact, it's nothing. Isn't it just school, isn't it just life? There is no time when people are not crazy, and people who are not crazy are still alive. People are not onion, ginger, garlic, watermelon, eggplant, radish, mango, kiwi. Maybe I am a monkey! I'm a monkey! Ha! Hey! Roar! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm a monkey, I don't have to learn (Become an ape) (Grab bananas from passers-by) (Fly into the jungle) (Swinging in the vines) (Swinging in the vines) (Swinging in the vines) (Swinging in the vines) (Roaring loudly) (Roaring loudly)
Woohoo, the heroine is so brave, I cry to death!
Come on! The male and female protagonists are so cute ~ I like the style ~
While it is funny, it can also deepen its meaning. The core of comedy is tragedy.
Waiting for some updates_(:з∠)_
I laugh at the mouse, what a god, Compendium of Materia Medica hahaha
Ha ha! Study! English! Ha ha! What an advanced subject! International students certainly have a bright future! Ha ha! After reading for so many years, I thought the bed was the point of rebirth. Omg wake up, haha! Still studying! Go to school! Go to school! Study! Endless schooling! Never end! Put on my little schoolbag and run! Run! Run! Take a business reading course and rob McDonald's! Yell! Shouting! Get out all your double cheeseburgers! Give me! Give me! I won't admit it when the police come to interrogate me! So what! So what! Throw pickles in my mouth! Omg I will confess and sign immediately!
Do you mean I copied it? Okay, in your heart I am such a hypocritical person, right? You don't understand me at all! You actually said that when I typed it with my own hands! You can talk about me, but you can't talk about the words I typed!! No one in this world understands me!! I thought, maybe it would be best if I disappeared. No one cares about me at all! What can I do? Seeing your 37°C fingers typing such cold words, what can I do? These words were like knives thrust into my chest. Now I am dead, at least my soul is dead!