The poisonous tongue, the arrogant and the seductive beauty attack x the face-reading expert, the tea spirit
Sui Feng is a painter who has run out of inspiration. One day, he travels to a fucked up world where strange beasts are rampant. There are giant snakes coiling into mountains above, and fire-breathing and flying tigers below.
In a desperate moment, he met a handsome man. A certain white-bone spirit told him that this beautiful man was protected by heaven and was upgrading to fight bosses. He would soon be ranked as a near god in the immortal class!
In order to get the protection of the boss, Sui Fengcha went to the extreme!
The boss didn't allow him to eat melons while solving the case, and insisted on killing the strange beast directly. He squatted down and drew a circle with a branch: "You go ahead, I will never be sad!"
The boss calmly walked away, and Sui Feng continued to draw circles, "Kill him quickly, I won't be sad because of unknown gossip."
The boss gritted his teeth: Just this once!
Sui Feng: Yeah!
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In an accident, his face changed color by chance, and he was so angry that he wanted to cry. The boss disliked him for being a grown man who still cares about his face. He said in a tea-hearted manner: "I just care about my face, because when I was a child, everyone laughed at me for being an ugly orphan that no one wanted, isn't that okay?"
The boss compromised: It will be cured.
Sui Feng: Yeah!
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The boss disliked him for being nosy and wanted to throw him into the den of alien beasts countless times because of this.
Sui Feng, who noticed this, cried and said: "Actually, I'm not nosy, but no one helped me when I needed help before. I just want to help others, can't I?"
After a long moment, the boss lowered his eyes and said, "Okay."
Sui Feng: Yeah!
Under his stubbornness and occasional tea-making skills, the big boss seems to be upright, leading him to solve murder cases, eliminate strange beasts, and kill monsters lightly. Who knows? The boss at work is more handsome and charming!
The consequence of the boss's charm is that he is in love with himself.
He tried hard to restrain his admiration for the boss's good looks, but he couldn't hide his flaws. One day, he was drunk, half-drunk and half-awake, and held the man in his arms. He pinched the boss's lean waist in a rogue manner, and then... He flirted with the boss. He completely forgot what happened next.
Until one day, Tiandao asked him with a smile: "You and Lan Huai are practicing dual cultivation? How do you feel?"
The little demon from the demon tribe gave him a plate of wolfberry and told him: "Take care of yourself!"
The Ghost King of the Ghost Realm quipped, "Brother Suifeng, not only do you disrespect God, but you also practice dual cultivation with God?"
Suifeng:? ? ? ! ! !
He desperately asked what happened that night, saying that the boss could take revenge for all the things he had done.
The boss's voice was hoarse, "Are you sure?"
He watched helplessly as the handsome face of the boss approached, lightly bit his neck, and tied the man in his arms. He seemed to have the intention of continuing, with a dangerous look in his eyes, "Are you sure you want to continue?"
Suifeng's face was hot for a day, and later, I really practiced dual cultivation, and I felt... Very good!
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Lan Huai's world is very simple. In addition to sleeping, he is guarding the seal. One day, the seal is broken and someone comes. He is disgusted, "You, a stranger from this world, are nothing but beautiful clothes."
Half a year passed, and this stranger from another world followed him like a shadow. He was reckless and nosy, but gradually filled his heart. He thought, since it was full, he had to catch this person and pet him tightly to prevent him from running away. An empty heart is a very fatal thing.
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"Copy text"
Five years later, Wen Wen and Bai Yueguang's ex-boyfriend reunited at the earthquake site in Shuixi Village.
Nurse Cui looked at the fair-skinned man in a suit at the disaster relief site: "Dr. Wen, isn't that the rural ex-boyfriend on your screen saver?"
Wen Wen calmly flipped through the information: "I admitted my mistake, the one in my family became a spirit from coal briquettes."
That night, the client was crying outside his room and insisted that he was not crying.
A few days later, the client went to his room again and said aggrievedly, "I know that your British ex-boyfriend has eight-pack abs and is well-educated. I am the only one who would peek at your coolest ex-ex in your circle of friends and pretend to be dead every day for five years."
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Five years ago, Zhou Sheng was still a piece of black coal, as gentle as a little wild rice, delicate and delicate, a poor boy from the countryside, a young master from Shanghai, who was not in love but fell in love, and they broke up a year later.
Wen Wen felt that Zhou Sheng always put him last. The villagers, relatives, and even a cow were more important than him. Family responsibilities were greater than heaven. He didn't even have the courage to go to Shanghai with him. After the breakup, he decided to go abroad for five years and even dated a Chinese.
Five years later, Hei Tan became the boss. After learning that he broke up, he stalked him like a puppy. Unexpectedly, his British ex-boyfriend parachuted into the disaster area, and the two men were at war with each other in the tent.
The Chinese doctor said elegantly: "I am Wen's ex-boyfriend. This time I returned to China to get him back."
Zhou Sheng: "I am Wen Wen's ex-boyfriend. I reunite with him this time and I want to pursue him again."
Ex-boyfriend disdains: I am an ex-boyfriend, and I should be the first to get back together.
Zhou Sheng: I'll talk to you first. If we want to get back together, I'll talk first.
So the ex-boyfriend and the ex-ex-boyfriend started pursuing each other together. Zhou Sheng was too stupid to pursue people. Just use the old saying.
Zhou Sheng's eyes were filled with water, "Dr. Wen, I made an appointment for surgery the day after tomorrow..."
Wen Wen was nervous: "What kind of surgery?"
"Heart transplant." He grabbed Wen Wen's hand and pressed it on his chest, "You have lived here for five years. It should have been returned to its original owner long ago."
Mission: Heaven reincarnates, true love lasts forever