Unexpectedly, she received a cursed letter asking for her life. As a solid materialist and the only Afiao review blogger on the Internet, Jian Yi threw it directly into the merit box and asked the Buddha to be with it.
Unexpectedly, she turned around and met a nervous man. He had gorgeous sleeves, a tall crown, and a jade face. He claimed to be the God of Heaven. He had come to help her survive the calamity because he had received a life-threatening letter from her.
Jian Yi didn't believe it. She was a good review blogger for Ah Piao, but she was also a solid materialist. Although he looked good, she could hit ten with one punch because of his small body, which could fall over in the wind. He was clearly a liar when he talked about killing evil spirits.
The second time she met the book of appearance was on the way to get off work. Jian Yi didn't recognize it because she was blind. He followed her sneakily, making her mistakenly think he was a human trafficker. Adhering to the righteous way of eliminating harm for the people, Jian Yi sold the book of appearance backhand.
The third time she met Guanrong Shu was at her own home. As soon as Jian Yi opened the door, she saw the old man sitting on the sofa in the living room, like a master, so that she immediately wondered if she had gone to the wrong door.
Guanrong Shu said calmly: "Don't be afraid, I am the God of Guanyi. I am here just to save you from your catastrophe. The people you met the first two times were also me."
Jian Yi only felt that the liars these days were really persistent: "Was it you the first two times? Sorry, I'm face-blind and can only see women and men."
Seeing that she had not yet realized the seriousness of the life-demanding letter, Guan Rongshu solemnly said: "There are only two kinds of people in my eyes, the living and the dead. Which kind of person do you think you are?"
Jian Yi blinked: "I am the successor of communism."
In this way, Jian Yi was finally relied on. Guanrong Shu ate her, lived in her, and stayed by her side 24 hours a day, euphemistically called it - personal protection.
Jian Yi secretly tried to get rid of her, but after moving several times to no avail, she could only accept her fate and let Guan Rongshu follow her.
Gradually, Jian Yi discovered that Guan Rongshu seemed to have a mysophobia, so in order to let someone leave on his own, Jian Yi took advantage of Guan Rongshu's carelessness to hold his face and kiss him hard.
Seeing the conspicuous lipstick mark on the other person's face, Jian Yi was satisfied, expecting Guan Rongshu to become angry and rush out of the door at the next moment.
However, what he imagined did not happen. Guan Rongshu just frowned and looked at himself in the mirror for a long time, and finally pointed to the other side of his face.
"Kiss me here too, symmetrically."
Jian Yi: "?"
It turns out that your uncle doesn't have mysophobia but obsessive-compulsive disorder.
One day later, Jian Yi saw that Guan Rongshu, who was weak and unable to take care of himself, was not afraid of evil things. He pinched people online with his fingers, and all the gods and goddesses in the sky were at his disposal.
Jian Yi: "!?"
No, are you serious?
The clown is actually me?
Reading Guide
①The settings of this article are different from those of Level 4 and Level 6. Level 4 is the English version of speaking skills, Level 6 is the knowledge version of Gatling, and IELTS is the English word summoning stream. It focuses on an IELTS cultivator with boundless magic power.
② Overhead, private settings, everything serves the plot
③Non-realistic orientation, silent, strange, powerful and chaotic, prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness
Idea: Do you think I'm reading a novel? No, I'm actually studying!