In the world of cultivation, Wuqingdao is a popular major. The application rate ranks first every year, and the graduation rate is 0 every year. There is no other major, because Wuqingdao specializes in great love.
Due to various reasons, the ruthless path gradually faded out of people's sight, and was replaced by more immortal paths. When the migrant worker Ran also passed through, he happened to encounter the recruitment of major immortal sects.
Yuzhao Academy advocates Infernal Affairs, and the admissions conditions are as follows: Those whose surnames are Xiao, Ye, Shi, and Lin are given priority; those who have survived three or more disasters and whose fiancées have mysterious origins are given priority; those whose engagements have been broken off, those whose parents have mysteriously disappeared, those who like to talk to rings, those who are easily made things difficult, and those whose enemies like to laugh "Jie Jie Jie" are all given priority.
Shize Academy pursues the path of the world of mortals, and the admission requirements are: those who have excellent qualifications but have no father or mother and are burdened with blood feud; those who were born in a humble childhood and were oppressed by a miserable family; those whose ancestors were rich and proud but fell down and had their engagement annulled; those who are favored but do not meet their beloved but suddenly realize their enlightenment; those who are cold-hearted and cold-hearted and dedicated to proving the flower of the high mountains, are not admitted.
The Yunke Museum advocates asking one's mind, and the enrollment conditions are as follows: Those who call themselves passers-by but are stunningly beautiful will not be recruited; those who have mediocre qualifications but are very lucky will not be recruited; those who are weak willows and Fufeng will cough three times with one step; and those who uproot a weeping willow and beat them to death with three punches will not be recruited.
There are also large characters attached: It is difficult to seek the way in the Zongmen Temple, and those who are lucky should not be sidelined (sobs and sobs)
Ran Ye clicked his tongue: "Behind every inexplicable rule there is an earth-shattering story."
It seemed that there was no one suitable for him, and Ran was about to leave, but when he turned around, he saw Tuiyu Zhai, which supported the Three Thousand Dao. The admission requirements were: those who could fully adapt to the early eight or 996 cultivation, looked either ordinary or looked tired and haggard, and had neither high nor low talents. When assigning tasks or notifications in the library, they would be automatically deducted. Although they looked resentful and shouted "I will not practice this immortal anymore", they still checked in on time the next day and were directly admitted.
Ran Ye: The Immortal Cultivating Sect is more suitable for workers with a physique! ! ?
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During the Immortal Sect Competition, all the Immortal Sects discovered that Tuiyu Zhai, which used to be dilapidated in the past, went crazy this year, especially the one named Ran Ye.
When the monster from Xiu Niang Dao was beaten to pieces by her, she cried and asked, "Are you a pervert?"
Ran Ye: "Gradual change."
When the junior fellow who practices the Way of Life was frantically testing on the edge of blackness, he cast an expectant look at her: "Do you believe me?"
Ran Ye: "WeChat."
When a big boss that Xiu didn't know was in a bottleneck period, he humbly asked her for advice with a secret book: "Do you know this ancient magic?"
Ran Ye: "Date."
The success of Three Thousand Ways has attracted countless people to learn from her and interview her: "Does the Three Thousand Ways of Tuiyu Zhai mean the Three Thousand Dao?"
Ran Ye: "No, it's a monthly salary of three thousand."
Amid the bustle, someone greeted her politely: "I have heard of Taoist friend for a long time, and I am practicing tea ceremony."
Ran Ye: "What way!!?"
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