My Father Is the High Priest

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The ultimate tough-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside, sweet-and-innocent girl, Ye Jian'an, is mistakenly identified by the Anti-OOC System as an awakened NPC in a book.

In the original plot, Ye Jian'an fawns over the male supporting character, bullies the original heroine, and seduces the heroine's older brother. As expected, she is utterly crushed by the heroine's devoted admirers.

Reborn into a new life, Ye Jian'an just wants to laze around and live as an idle fish, free from the plot.

But the Anti-OOC System threatens her.

System: "If you don't follow the plot, you'll become incredibly unlucky. You'll get hit by a car while walking and struck by lightning when you go out!"

Ye Jian'an: "And then?"

System: "Then you'll be unlucky for the rest of your life, right up until you die!"

System: "Why are you lying down?"

Ye Jian'an: "Waiting to get struck by lightning. That way, I'll get to see Mom and Dad sooner."

Ye Jian'an doesn't die, but she really does meet her biological father.

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Wu Chen was the greatest high priest of ancient times. He mastered astrology, divination, and communicating with spirits. He was the embodiment of the ancient kingdom's divine authority, a manifestation of the gods.

A thousand years later, Wu Chen awakens in the Lu family, one of the wealthiest families around.

Through astrology and divination, he learns that his only child, who died young in his previous life, is also alive in this era.

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Ye Jian'an refuses to follow the quests, so she trips on flat ground, gets attacked on her way out of school, and suffers one misfortune after another.

Wu Chen summons the divine beast Bai Ze to bestow good fortune upon her. He even rolls up his sleeves and cooks for her: a devoted husband and divine beast. √

School bullying, malicious classmates, and pressure from every side.

The ferocious beast Qiongqi summoned by Wu Chen transforms into a wealthy young master and calls in powerful allies to stand up for Ye Jian'an: a fearsome beast of a young master. √

Evil spirits haunt the mansion, keeping its residents awake, while the wealthy household is plunged into eerie nightmares.

Wu Chen summons a deep-sea mermaid to lull Ye Jian'an to sleep. The proud mermaid makes an exception and sings for a human: a haughty, tsundere mermaid. √

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The obedient, helpless, and fragile little darling her father sees is actually a human verbal wrecking ball. She defies the System, pranks scumbags, and joins hands with the original heroine to kick the original novel's ridiculous male lead to the curb. Girls help girls. √

The original heroine can read minds. At their first meeting...

Ye Jian'an's gaze slid across Ye Zhishu's face.

As expected of the heroine. Her skin was so fair it outshone snow, and her smiling, bright eyes sparkled as though stars were swirling in them.

So why was the heroine smiling at her?

--I'm so handsome that everyone loves me. Being this handsome is such a burden.

Ye Zhishu: ...

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Ye Jian'an is thrown out by the Ye family, only to become an honored guest of the wealthy Lu family.

The entertainment industry's top-tier stars respectfully call her Great-Aunt.

Financial moguls declare that she is the heir to their fortunes.

A young master from one of the most powerful families openly pursues her, boldly taking on four rivals for love.

Coming up: Ye Jian'an's laid-back life is constantly interrupted. Vengeful ghosts in wealthy households, a cruise ship murderer, and one crisis after another...

Coming soon: After being reborn and transmigrating into a book, Ye Jian'an just wants to live a peaceful life.

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Fake and real heiresses, but the original heroine is a good person.

Romance comes much later. Everyday-life focus.

Romance after adulthood. The heroine is 17 at the start.

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Coming soon: My Rival's Kid

Synopsis:

Su Yingwan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated from a vegetative state into the body of an adorable little girl.

In front of everyone, Su Yingwan clings to her rival's leg and wails, "Daddy, don't leave me! I won't stop you from peeking at pretty big sisters ever again. Daddy, don't leave me, sob, sob..."

Su Yingwan: "Wiping my nose on him when nobody's looking should be fine, right?"

Her rival: ...

You think the designer shirt he just bought for a million is a tissue?

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The most famous eligible bachelor in Beijing's wealthy circles is the second young master of the Shen family, Shen Su.

The usually low-profile second young master of the Shen family keeps trending online.

#Shock! Shen family second young master Shen Su has a child despite being unmarried!

#Breaking! The Shen family second young master, who has no regard for his relatives, is a total doting dad!

#Explosive news: The child's mother is actually her...

The male lead sees the trending news and smiles. "As if she's fit to be the child's mother."

The adorable little girl bites his wrist and orders him around. "Shen Su, your dad's hungry."

Shen Su picks her up and gives her a vigorous ruffle. "Ms. Su Yingwan, get this straight. I'm your dad now."

Su Yingwan cries: TvT I pretended to be my rival's kid and got forced into calling him Dad. What do I do? Help!

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On the recommendation of his friends in the industry, Shen Su makes an exception and joins a variety show featuring children.

Su Yingwan's stepmother brings her spoiled son onto the show, too.

The stepmother approaches to ingratiate herself.

Shen Su ignores her as if she were invisible.

The stepmother causes trouble and spreads slander about Su Yingwan.

The true nature of Shen Su, the doting dad, is finally revealed in public.

Sickly, delicate Shen Su: "Keep yapping like a dog, and I'll have someone rip out your tongue."

Afraid Su Yingwan will envy other kids, Shen Su announces, "My good little darling, how about I conquer the Shen family and give it to you as your dowry? You'll be the Shen family's one and only young lady!"

Su Yingwan grits her teeth. "I really appreciate it, you dumb little brother!"

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1. A variety show with kids, happy ending, fluffy sweet story with no angst.

2. There are comparison characters who get thoroughly face-slapped.

3. The kid is two at the start.

4. The heroine was in a vegetative state in her original body, and was already an adult.

Theme: Our time together is brief, and partings are all too easy.