Yuan Yuan, eldest son of the Yuan family, is beautiful as a woman and virtuous and refined. He is the dream lover of countless people, ranked first on the list of "Sheng Dynasty's Most Desirable Men to Marry."
Unfortunately, fate dealt him a cruel hand. While offering incense at a nunnery, Yuan Yuan was assaulted by a villain. In an instant, he went from a pure and noble fairy to a fallen phoenix, scorned by everyone. All kinds of vulgar, erotic stories about him spread through the streets and alleys.
Facing the rumors, Yuan Yuan smiled gently and dropped a bombshell: he wanted to take a man as his concubine.
The whole city erupted, and accusations rang out everywhere.
"Shameless! A disgraced ge'er like him dares to act so brazenly!"
"What a joke! He thinks a man would lower himself to be his concubine? Dream on!"
"With a body as ruined as his, he ought to be begging someone to take him as a concubine!"
The men who sneered in public all got busy in private: finding matchmakers, seeking painters, checking their birth charts, praying for a good marriage...
Within days, a mountain of portraits had piled up at the Yuan residence, all sent by men offering themselves to him.
Yuan Yuan's bored gaze swept over the portraits before settling on a sheet of scrap paper with a simple chibi drawing on it...
The little figure had a pair of bright, alert eyes the size of black beans. It had short arms and legs, and held up an object labeled "soap," its face blank.
In large, flamboyant characters were the words: "Image for reference only, provided for your amusement."
Yuan Yuan chuckled, lazily pointing with his pale fingers. The impoverished martial scholar Guan Wangjin flew from his mountain hollow straight into the Yuan family's pile of gold.
Years later, General Guan prepared ten miles of wedding finery for himself. Wearing a red bridal veil and riding a tall horse, he made a grand procession all the way to the Yuan residence, where he married Yuan Yuan as his wife.
Transmigrated rough-and-tumble top x beautiful, wealthy, native-born ge'er bottom
[Reading guide, pay attention:
1. Ge'er can bear children; the details of their anatomy won't be described.
2. Both are inexperienced in body and heart, and belong only to each other.
3. A light, fluffy story that goes all in on the sweetness, just for your enjoyment.
4. The first two chapters are from the bottom's perspective.
5. The author's updates are unreliable. Let me bow deeply to all my readers in advance.]
Theme: Rely on yourself rather than others.
Urgent, madam, do you still want to update?
It has been 154 days since May 19th. When will my wife update?
When will it be restored and updated?
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I'm driving again today. I'm so tired. I need to take a day off.