An Top Like Me Loves Living Off Villain Bottoms

Blurb: After Zuo Si died in the struggles of the apocalypse in his previous life, he was reborn as a baby in an interstellar world. He thought he'd be able to dominate the future, but on the day his psychic powers awakened, he unexpectedly received the complete plot of the story. It turned out this world was an interstellar romance novel about a real and fake young master. Zuo Si was the cannon-fodder fake young master, and when the real young master returned, he would be handed over as a wife to the biggest villain in the book. He'd heard the villain was terrifying, vicious, and cruel. When Zuo Si first met him, he worried he wouldn't be easy to handle. But then he saw Jiang Mo... Beautiful as a flower, a feast for the eyes. A villain dad this handsome and charming? If this is what marriage looks like, I'm wide awake! I'll adore him and rack up points like crazy! Zuo Si: Huh? A sugar daddy and a powerful ally are just falling into my lap! After receiving the plot, Zuo Si thought his good days were over. But the real young master was nothing like the one in the story, and his family wasn't as described either. After investigating in secret, he discovered that Jiang Mo was even more different from his character in the story. Could this be a fake book I transmigrated into? More importantly, Zuo Si seems to have uncovered a huge secret about Jiang Mo... -Married Life [Zuo Si's Notes] 1. xx day: Helped Mo Mo deal with a business crisis. 2. xx day: Took Mo Mo on a trip to relax. 3. xx day: Why does Mo Mo have so many awful relatives too? So annoying. Should I secretly kill them all? 4. xx day: What does that heir think he's doing? Trying to seduce my Mo Mo? I can't take it anymore. Time to deal with him! 5. xx day: Sigh, silly Mo Mo still thinks he's hidden it well, but he's been found out by his darling husband ages ago~ He's crying so sadly. I'd better make him something delicious tonight to cheer him up. The theatrical fake couch potato who's actually a powerful big shot gong x the resilient, self-reliant shou who fiercely protects his own Zuo Si x Jiang Mo #Both transmigrated into new bodies, two strong leads, doting on each other, 1v1 #An unconventional real-and-fake-young-master story. The gong has a hidden crowd-favorite charm but has no idea, and he's insanely jealous. (His family are all genuinely wonderful, with a brotherly, family-focused dynamic.) #Enjoyable face-slapping and scum-bashing (Screenshot from 2023.4.5, revised on 11.5) Here's a preview of my next story, Who Doesn't Love a Pretty, Silly Puppy? Blurb: Xiao Xu is famous in show business as a pretty face. His acting is terrible, but with that gorgeous face and perfect body, he's still wildly infamous in the entertainment industry. An accident leaves Xiao Xu with amnesia, turning him into a lovesick puppy of a guy who only remembers his romantic ups and downs with his boss. When Gu Suizhi picks this king of overactive imaginations up from the hospital, he really wants to kick him away, but Xiao Xu is the company's cash cow, so he can't just get rid of him. Everyone online knows that Xiao Xu has had a secret crush on his white moonlight for years. He's maintained an impeccable image of devoted love all this time, but nobody knows who the person is. Then a dating show comes out of nowhere, and the big boss behind Xinghai Entertainment appears on the show with Xiao Xu... -Host: Mr. Gu, how do you feel about Mr. Xiao? Gu Suizhi: He's my silly little puppy. Xiao Xu: Sniff QAQ, my wife is so mean. -Host: Mr. Gu, are you the white moonlight Mr. Xiao has always pined for? Gu Suizhi: No. I'm his ex-husband. Xiao Xu: That's not true! I never divorced my wife. *Sobs* My wife was the one who left me QAQ. -Host: How are things between you two usually? Gu Suizhi: Not good. Xiao Xu bursts into tears. "Waaah! How are things not good? We're so in love!" Who says liars are puppies? Puppies are the only ones who never lie! If your favorite puppy shows up, it must be me in a new life. Amnesiac, imaginative, pretty-faced entertainment-industry gong x domineering CEO to outsiders, domestic and devoted husband at home shou Xiao Xu x Gu Suizhi #Pretty gong and strong shou, dating show, chaotic and funny romance between an entertainment-industry couple #They dote on each other and have mutual crushes. They never actually divorced. The gong made it all up in his head, and the shou played along. Here's a preview of another upcoming story, I Found a Kind-Hearted God by the Roadside Blurb: Wu Yueming is a low-ranking trainee deity with little to offer. Other than being handsome enough to serve as a lucky charm, he's useless at everything else, making him pretty much dead weight. The superior immortal overseeing him can't keep dragging him along anymore, so he sends Wu Yueming down to the mortal realm to keep doing good deeds and earning merit to increase his magical powers. With no other choice, Wu Yueming packs his things and squats at a bustling city intersection, looking for people in need of help. After eighty-one interviews, Wu Yueming chooses Yun Jian, a "max-level human." He's handsome, tall, fair, and well-built, a male college student with a cool, composed air and an outstanding presence. He's incredibly smart, too. His only flaw is that he's had a terribly hard life. "Great, you're the one!" The little deity Wu Yueming secretly follows Yun Jian home, ready to show off his skills and act as his helpful house spirit. To his utter surprise, he's been a deity for so long that he can't do anything. He's terrible at housework and only makes things harder for Yun Jian. A Host can't be changed during a mission, so Wu Yueming can't leave even if he wants to. Every day, he cries like a sad little cat, haunted by the thought that he's a useless little guy. Fortunately, Yun Jian is patient and never gets angry. He gently picks him up, wipes away his tears, and tucks him into bed. Yun Jian: "You can't do anything right, but you can warm my bed, can't you?" Wu Yueming nods cluelessly. "I can do that! I'll definitely be good at it. I'll make you happier!" Yun Jian smiles, says nothing more, and quietly keeps his god by his side. When the mission is complete and his affection score is maxed out, Wu Yueming can return to his own territory. But then he realizes he doesn't want to leave at all. He can't bear to leave the big house he and Yun Jian worked so hard for, or all the delicious meals Yun Jian has cooked over the years. More importantly, he can't bear to leave his handsome husband! He bursts into tears and writes his resignation letter in the middle of the night. Reason for resigning: My wings have grown strong. Someone is taking care of me now, so I don't have to meet my performance targets anymore. Being a kept man is great, hahaha! #A sweet little story, doesn't need to make much sense, 1v1, warm and healing Gentle and composed on the outside, possessive to the point of obsession and a little twisted inside gong x straightforward, genuinely silly, soft-hearted beauty of a deity shou Theme: Focus on your dreams and be your own hero