[Journey to the West Live] Have You Spoiled Anything Today?

Wei Li, a junior majoring in ancient literature, suddenly received such an assignment on a sunny afternoon: to conduct a storytelling live broadcast. The content was limited to Ming and Qing novels, with no limit on chapters. The requirement was to obtain more than 500 clicks. After some careful consideration, he decided to start a legendary (bushi) anchoring career by starting with the three dozen white-bone spirits that troubled him the most in Journey to the West. As a result, the world of Journey to the West now has a spoiler-obsessed skyline. ——In Baihuling, listening to "The Great Sage Beats the Bone Demon Three Times" broadcast in the sky, Tang Monk silently shut up and watched the Great Sage take out melon seeds to fool the monsters: "Where are you going?" "Do you have a daughter at home? Is she also studying? What medicine are you taking now?" ——In Pingdingshan, listening to the gold and silver boy shouting across the way, my mouth went dry and my tongue went dry. The great sage took out his ears: "Who is your grandson?" "What did you do?" "What kind of grandson?" ——In Hao Mountain, listening to the broadcast of "Guanyin descends to collect the red child" broadcast in the sky, Sun Wukong grinned at the child hanging on the swing in the tree, quickly called the parents of the naughty child, and fanned the flames of the naughty child who was watching from the front row and was brutally punished: "Good nephew, children who love lying will be eaten by monsters~" "Brother, if a child disobeys you, he will probably be a loser. Just give him a good beating." "Sister-in-law, it's not okay for our nephew to be so undisciplined every day. The demon cultivators have to start from childhood!" … Wei Li looked at Laman Pingfen and sighed: Today he is also an ordinary Journey to the West anchor~ The copy was screenshotted on April 2, 2023 ———————— (づ′▽`)づPush his other name Ke Yanwu "About the incident of Model Worker No. 2 Being mixed with water in place" Yame Hisashi, a hard-working model worker No. 2 Who strives to make the winery bigger and stronger, is also worried about the winery today. Gin: "The bourbon is in the banker's hand, go and get it." Yamejiuji:? Officer Megure: "There is a case that cannot be solved here. Brother Yame, please help me." Yame Hisashi:...... Ramsay: "The technical team can't recruit anyone, good brother, you can take over and develop the software." Yame Hisashi:. BOSS: "Some rats want to use our bomb to blow up the Metropolitan Police Department. In order not to expose the organization, you go and defuse it." Yamejiuji:? ! I#*%@@■#☆ Here? I can't do this job anymore. Gin, take care of yourself :) Intention: What is this? Is it difficult to calm down? Flattened : D