Advance receipt
I am Izayoi Tsukisei, a mediocre police officer in the first class of the Metropolitan Police Investigation Section 007 Good News (crossed out).
In the past 24 years, the biggest challenges I have encountered in my life are, first, cleaning up the mess of two careless juniors from the sex-explosion class, and second, protesting against the hateful police officers who were dictating the work of the First Search Section and even robbed the case!
…And was rejected.
Damn it, don't look down on me! (Leave flatly jpg)
In short, my life has been peaceful, until one day when I came home after working overtime, I opened a door and found that in my mental hospital, there was a figure of a young asshole whose obituary had just been published in the newspaper...
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[Dear visitor/patient, welcome to Mihua Mental Hospital. To ensure your treatment goes smoothly and you are safe, please be sure to follow the rules below.
1. Our hospital is located at 13-chome, Yoneka-cho. If you come here, push the door in, and find that it cannot be pushed, please don't be surprised, because the whole hospital is designed in the form of sliding doors^^
2. The hospital is open from 7:00 to 22:00. Please strictly abide by the schedule and do not stay in public areas after lights out to avoid danger.
3. Taking medicine three times a day is absolutely mandatory. When you find that the nurse, the hospital director, and your patient have the same face, don't doubt it, it's time to increase the dose of your medication.
4. Dean%@+■■… is absolutely trustworthy
5. Wards 1001-1007 in our hospital are always vacant. Do not try to open them unless you want to live there and become one of them.
6. Please be assured that being discharged from the hospital does not mean death.
7. Don't look anyone in the eye in the hospital unless you want to hear...]
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"——What did Jiligulu say?"
Looking away from the wall, Izayoiyuki straightened her coat, and with anger in her pubic area, she aimed at the first ward and kicked her foot. At the same time, she shouted: "Stop hiding, Hagiwara! Come out of the ward immediately, put on this explosion-proof suit and run ten laps!"
Hagiwara, who was wearing a hospital gown and holding a medicine bottle in his hand, looked confused: "... Ang?"
Me?
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Some irresponsible small theaters
Q: Who are you?
Izayoi Yuesheng (serious face): I am a little butterfly.
Q: ... Where are you from?
Izayoi Yuesheng (still serious): In the ward.
Q: Okay... So what are you going to do now?
Izayoi Yuesheng (arranges collar) (puts on stethoscope) (seriously): I am going to dispense medicines for my patients now!
[Instructions for consumption]
☆Main attack, cp is hagi
☆Routine big catch
☆Little Butterfly works as a police officer in the Metropolitan Police Department during the day, arresting people for detention, and returns to the mental hospital at night as the director to arrest people and enter the hospital.
☆The little butterfly is delusional and everything else is normal, but she thinks she is a butterfly, and she is a pretty and coquettish Morpho butterfly. The hospital is like a large butterfly cocoon room. Patients who come in and are cured will receive a special discharge gift from the director - a handmade sweater. After wearing it, they will be discharged happily. If it can't be cured, I will continue to be a piao, with the lunch box looming in my hand and no sweater to wear (x)
☆It may involve a little weird talk about rules, Yuanyuan is learning how to write zhong orz
☆To be added...
Intention: Boy, do you want to squat in the Metropolitan Police Department or come to my mental hospital to knit a sweater?