From the Start, Livestreaming Qin Shi Huang's Burial Goods

Please check out my new story next door, Running Off with My Master's Dao Companion~

Blurb:

National Treasure 999 is a System. After taking a liking to Xia Fei's videos chatting about the Terracotta Warriors, it forcefully bound itself to her.

One day, a comment appeared beneath Xia Fei's video:

[National Treasure 999] My dear consort, may I repost this with your permission?

[Summer Palace Xia Fei] Sure. Please credit the source.

And so Xia Fei's videos appeared in the sky above every dynasty.

Miracles manifested before the dynasties, and kings and commoners alike listened attentively.

-- A look at the underground army of the First Emperor of the Ages: the Terracotta Warriors

[The Terracotta Warriors, also known as the Terracotta Army of the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, are said to be so lifelike that they look as if they were made from real people...]

On the sky screen appeared terracotta soldiers, horses, and enormous burial pits--

Ying Zheng (shocked): Who dares excavate my underground palace?!

Liu Che (taunting): The Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang is nothing special.

Li Shimin (amazed): So the First Emperor's underground palace contains such wonders!

[But we don't know how many burial goods are inside the mausoleum, since the ancient tomb remains intact to this day. Perhaps we should thank Xiang Yu for burning down the palace above ground...]

Ying Zheng (swinging his sword): Xiang Yu?!

Liu Che (laughing): Hahahahaha.

Li Shimin (confused): Thank him???

-- Gold-threaded jade burial suit, the highest-ranking burial garment of the Han Dynasty.

[Speaking of this, we have to mention Emperor Wu of Han's mausoleum, whose anti-theft system was utterly pathetic...]

Ying Zheng (thinking): The highest-ranking of the Han Dynasty...

Liu Che (angry): What did the divine revelation just say???

Li Shimin (surprised): So neither the First Emperor of Qin nor Emperor Wu of Han escaped this!

-- What does the rather "modest" Zhaoling Mausoleum contain?

[Ahem, Zhaoling... I think Empress Wu Zetian's Qianling Mausoleum is more interesting.]

Ying Zheng (eyes sharp): Interesting.

Liu Che (trying not to laugh): Pfft.

Li Shimin (face turning green): Wu Mei???

Wu Zetian, inexplicably mentioned: ...

As soon as the videos aired, the rulers of every dynasty reacted in droves. The System [National Treasure 999] gave the emperors permission to comment.

And so--

[Zhu Yuanzhang] When will the divine revelation take a look at my imperial mausoleum?

[Summer Palace Xia Fei] Next episode: Zhu Yuanzhang and His Dog-Beating Staff. Coming soon.

Please don't mention other authors' stories below this one. I'll delete those comments. I hope everyone understands~ Love you~

Content advisory:

1. The CP in this story is the System, which has some outrageous tricks up its sleeve.

2. This is a parallel world, not a history story. The author is not a historian or archaeologist, but is open to all gentle feedback.

3. This is probably a comedy, so just have fun~

4. The views in the story do not represent the author's personal views. Please don't attack me! Thanks.

New story: Running Off with My Master's Dao Companion

Fan Chenyin transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the sect's good-for-nothing junior sister. She has no hope of ascending, and calamities keep coming her way.

To change her fate, Fan Chenyin works diligently and tries hard to level up. She goes everywhere she's not supposed to go and challenges everyone she's not supposed to challenge.

Fan Chenyin isn't afraid of losing because she has every confidence in herself--

Her master's Dao companion, Si Yun, has a slender waist, long legs, and stunning looks. Not only does she hand Fan Chenyin a blade while she's hacking at demonic cultivators, she also helps hack them when Fan Chenyin can't handle them herself.

Though she does have a sharp tongue: "You can't even beat a demonic cultivator of this caliber?"

The demonic cultivator, unable to accept defeat: This is so unfair!

Fan Chenyin counts the spirit stones, ancient magical artifacts, and high-grade pills she's looted from the demonic cultivator. "What? If you can't stand me, go insult my master's wife. But first, you have to be able to beat her."

Later, although the two bicker all the way, their relationship grows ever closer. They even have to buy matching best-friend outfits, and when they cultivate, they stick together like conjoined twins. But there's one thing they haven't done: share a bed.

And for some reason, Si Yun refuses no matter what.

Until Fan Chenyin discovers a startling secret!

Si Yun is a ten-thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox who has been hiding in the Yunxuan Sect under the identity of Daojun Yunmo's Dao companion.

At first, he raised Fan Chenyin like a cub. Who knew that as he raised her, not only did the cub go astray, but so did he?

Goofy, shameless heroine VS stunning, sharp-tongued hero

Completed stories in my column:

GB: The Demon Lord Is a Rebel

GB: I Became the Empress in a Cliche Romance

Theme: Cultural relics can speak, too.