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[Blurb]
When Chi Xueguang was alive, she was frail and pampered. After dying, she ended up working in the cultivation world, where all she could do was play a passerby and handle simple tasks to guide the plot.
Who could have guessed that the second female lead would awaken one day and start causing trouble like a madwoman, repeatedly trying to kill the female lead, Ji Yunzhuo, and take her place?
To keep the story on track, Chi Xueguang spends every day rushing off to rescue Ji Yunzhuo.
When Ji Yunzhuo is trapped and bullied by a supporting female character, the male lead who should be rescuing the damsel in distress is nowhere to be seen.
Chi Xueguang races to the rescue, gets beaten until she can barely walk, and still tries to smooth things over. "Don't thank me! It was Senior Brother who wanted to save you."
Ji Yunzhuo watches her petite figure without expression, then opens the task panel and claims the reward for "obediently letting herself be tied up in the woods."
In the middle of the night, after being goaded by someone, the male lead abandons Ji Yunzhuo in the sword mound's killing formation and walks away without looking back.
Chi Xueguang goes out that very night to find her. Terrified by the spirits in the formation, her legs trembling, she still comforts her softly. "Don't be afraid. Senior Brother feels terrible about this, so he sent me to fetch you."
Ji Yunzhuo says nothing. She simply holds the injured, feverish Chi Xueguang close, carries her out of danger, and ignores the task to "wait for the male lead to change his mind."
Later, once Chi Xueguang has more or less repaired the plot, she hopes the now-darkened Ji Yunzhuo will run her through with a sword, allowing her to fake her death and enjoy a carefree life.
She falls in front of the crazed Ji Yunzhuo and says deliberately, "Junior Sister, will you do me this favor? I truly love Senior Brother..."
In an instant, swordlight flashes like snow.
But unexpectedly, the sword doesn't strike her. Instead, it pierces the male lead clean through.
On the high platform, Ji Yunzhuo flicks the blood from her sword. Her expression is cold and crazed. "Senior Brother... It's always Senior Brother..."
"Today, I'll carve him up so you won't have to think about him anymore."
Chi Xueguang stares blankly at the defined chest and abs beneath his battle-damaged robes, feeling like her head is about to explode.
She really did her best to fix the plot.
But why the hell is the female lead a man?!!!
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The Demon Lord Ji Yunzhuo defied the laws of Heaven and was forced into the role of the female lead, trapped in a delicate white-flower persona. If he acts out of character, he'll die.
The System forces him into little skirts. Every day, scum taunt him and villains bully him, making his life worse than death, until one day...
A clumsy passerby steals the male lead's scene, grabs a rusty old sword, and races over to save him.
[Some Details]
* Ji Yunzhuo is a man, both in body and in mind.
* A sweet, airheaded passerby who thinks she knows the script x the story's biggest bug, a nine-foot-tall "white-flower female lead."
* A noisy, chaotic cultivation story in my own style. At heart, it's a sweet little bedtime story. Hope you enjoy it!
[Please check out my upcoming novel]
[Becoming a Demon Lord Is My Destiny]
Lu Jiu transmigrates into a cultivation novel and becomes a newly admitted junior sister at an academy.
Life at the academy is free of scheming and strife. It's laid-back and comfortable, the elders are kind, and she has the gentle, gorgeous Senior Brother Shi Xueya for company. Every day is so blissful, it's like picking out a male model.
But Lu Jiu has read the original novel.
A prophecy foretells that a demon lord will rise from among the academy's disciples and plunge the cultivation world into endless calamity.
The elders discuss what to do, then recruit Shi Xueya, the demon lord's future partner, into their ranks as a spy, turning him against the demon lord in advance.
The moment they identify the villain who falls in love with him, they'll kill them at once.
Terrified, Lu Jiu spends every day trying to stay away from her Senior Brother.
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Shi Xueya naps beneath a wisteria trellis, broken sunlight falling on his face and making his features shine like a god's.
Third Senior Sister is so captivated that, while pouring tea, she scalds Fourth Senior Brother. The two start fighting and fly off into the distance.
Shi Xueya wakes up, opens his eyes, and sees Lu Jiu passing by. He narrows his eyes. "Junior Sister, you've sent everyone else away. What are you planning to do to your Senior Brother?"
Lu Jiu: ?
Shi Xueya is healing in the hot spring behind the mountain, veiled in curling steam that makes his skin and bones look like ice and snow.
When Second Senior Sister confesses her feelings, she gets so nervous she stammers. Embarrassed, she lies and says Lu Jiu taught her what to say.
Shi Xueya looks at the stunned Lu Jiu and smiles meaningfully. "If you have something to say, Junior Sister, you can tell me yourself."
Lu Jiu: ??
Lu Jiu is about to lose her mind.
She lets out a shrill scream. "I didn't! I never did! Stop making up scenarios in your head!! Senior Brother, focus on your cultivation! Don't let romance slow down your progress!!!"
Shi Xueya sees her crying in frustration, fondly strokes her hair, and says, "If it's you, I wouldn't mind."
Lu Jiu's sobs catch in her throat. "Huh???"
Shit, shit, shit! Stay away from me!!!
**
Three years later, in the Demon Realm.
The air reeks of blood, a cloying stench that has lingered for a thousand years. A blood moon hangs above the walls, built from jagged bones and rocks.
Lu Jiu sits on the Demon Emperor's throne, staring blankly at the demon soldiers and generals below:
Skeletons, seaweed, giant octopuses.
Blood, slime, chunks of corpses.
She holds it in for a while, then finally goes, "Blech!" and throws up.
She can't make sense of it.
Seriously, she's the one who hates Shi Xueya the most!
So how is she the great demon lord?!!!
[Some Details]
* Yes, it's another airheaded heroine x gorgeous male lead story.
* Not traditional cultivation. The eldritch elements are very mild, and the setting is just here to serve my personal tastes.
* The heroine is super rich and loves buying gear and skins. She spends every day dressing herself up and playing Miracle Jiujiu. She relies on transformations to fight, not hard training.
* The male lead has incubus blood. Before awakening, he's a beautiful, vacant, all-purpose mother hen. After evolving to version 2.0, he's a gorgeous, self-aware, secretly dark hottie who always behaves like a perfect gentleman. He's quite a catch!
* In both the "original novel" and this story, the heroine is the male lead's one and only partner.
Theme: Never give up.
When did Xiao Ji lose his horse and was discovered to be a boy?
Ah, so her mother has always been a monster
Teacher!! Have you forgotten your account password?! 😭
Husband qwq, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?
Husband, when is your next vacation? Q3q How long do I have to stay alone in my empty boudoir?
Why am I secretly revising the article and not updating it 😭 😭 😭
Are you still updating? 🤧🤧🥹🥹It's been a long, long, long time
Editing secretly again! When will it be updated 😭
Sang asked to be offline, and the eldest lady asked to wake up.
Boss, why are you revising secretly again? When will it be updated?