A Guide to Winning Over Scumbag Seme

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Sui Shiyu is the scum gong in a scum-and-angst novel. The shou gets tormented 100% of the time, while he gets none of it.

He seeks thrills and novelty, and has long grown sick of the protagonist shou and other people's endlessly haunting entanglements.

When the System appeared, Sui Shiyu agreed to its request without hesitation.

For each mission, he entered a ruined world about to be transmigrated into a sieve by transmigrators.

He was still the protagonist.

The transmigrators had the scripts in hand and did everything they could to win him over.

In the end, they'd rather give up their missions than be apart from him.

[One] The Arrogant Vampire Prince

Rumor has it the prince is moody and debauched, and loves watching people fall into depravity.

As it happens, Sui Shiyu is the same kind of person. Why not make the rumor come true?

After a banquet, everyone who had condemned the prince changed their tune.

They started accusing those people of monopolizing the prince, lacking judgment, and having no sense of restraint.

Meanwhile, the source of it all was being held down on the divine throne, kissed with both humble submission and stubborn insistence.

[Two] The Holy Monk Who Follows the Path of Passion (Unshaven)

Sui Shiyu was the reincarnation of a Buddhist lotus. Born to be a holy monk, he had empty eyes and no interest in worldly affairs.

Until the world descended into chaos, and the holy monk took up the path of passion. From then on, his temperament changed completely.

He was wanton, reckless, and flirtatious, a disgrace to the title of holy monk.

Later, for some reason, the foremost figure of the righteous path went to the demon realm.

He pointed his sword at the Demon Palace, but no one answered his challenge.

Then he saw the demon lord following behind the holy monk with downcast eyes, speaking softly as he bad-mouthed the foremost figure of the righteous path.

[Three] A Guide with Super-Strong Mental Power (Guide Gong)

Sui Shiyu had exceptionally powerful mental strength from a young age.

His refined features were dazzling, and his pink eyes bewitched the heart.

He was praised as the Empire's Rose.

The youth was carefully nurtured, awaiting the day someone would pluck him.

Everyone knew he had two spirit forms. One belonged to him.

The other was an unknown being drawn to him, whom he ordered around like a dog.

The vicious hound loyally guarded its master, growling at every lowlife who tried to approach Sui Shiyu.

Until its master casually patted its head, and it became a good dog.

Unwillingly giving up its master, it still had to keep watch for the other dogs.

[Four] A Frail, Sickly Male Bug

Male bugs are frail by nature, and Sui Shiyu, born a top-tier male bug, was even more so.

The bug race doted on him. Countless female bugs wanted to become his female slaves or consorts.

No one dared hope to become his official mate. Those few rabid dogs had keen noses, after all.

If they were found out, they wouldn't get away without losing a wing.

[Five] The Heroic Protagonist of a Sci-Fi Online Game

Online games always have righteous and villainous characters.

He, Sui Shiyu, was the righteous protagonist, while the villain protagonist was the BOSS.

The two underlings at his side swore their loyalty and vowed to follow him.

On a whim, Sui Shiyu began doing good deeds, casually saving the wounded and healing the sick.

As a result, he rescued the amnesiac Big Bad.

By the time the game launched, more and more players were following him on missions.

Gradually, someone realized that the man who was always at Sui Shiyu's side was actually the villain, whose whereabouts had been unknown.

The villain was busy currying favor with their protagonist and driving away his admirers. He had long forgotten about destroying the world.

The players looked at one another: Does this count as an unconventional way to save the world?

No CP ending, with a 1v1 if-line.

Warnings:

Written for my personal preferences. Letting myself go wild.

A gorgeous gong adored by all, who knows he's beautiful, knows everyone is obsessed with him, and knows he's a scumbag.

The shou pursues the gong, the shou pampers the gong, and the world's will favors the gong.

The gong has a teenager's build! Think of him as newly adult. There will be a size difference.

0. The protagonist won't kill innocent people indiscriminately.

1. Weak gong, strong shou. No role reversal!

(The gong is all about enjoying himself, and is the weaker one in bed. The shou is the strong one.)

2. The gong isn't chaste, while all the shous are. One world includes multiple intimate relationships, so proceed with caution if you're a shou fan!

3. The gong won't stick to the setting. He does whatever he wants.

4. No side CPs. How could a harem novel have side CPs? (Said with complete conviction.)

Theme: Break free from constraints and enjoy freedom