My Rapper Sings Me Love Songs

The Instant Noodle label is a rap label;

The Instant Noodle label is a label that can't afford instant noodles;

The Instant Noodle label's bio reads: "Trash label, disbanding sooner or later";

The head of the Instant Noodle label, Shangguan Gongsun, says: "I'm just here to ride the hype";

The Instant Noodle label's biggest fan says: "My username is Has Instant Noodle Disbanded Today";

The founder of the Instant Noodle label says: "Dad's going home to marry a wife and have kids";

The authorities have confirmed it: this is the worst rap label in the world;

So why hasn't it disbanded?

Is it because the label's head is too handsome?

Is it because the label is too broke?

No, no. The real reason is...

Unconventional bottom Shangguan Gongsun VS foul-mouthed top Chang Baili

Nonsense, no real-life inspiration. Reposted from an old work.

Theme: Freedom and equality