[Coming soon: "The Infamous Top-Tier Star and His Siblings Are All My Brothers" and "Summoning Villainous Moms on a Scum-Bashing Variety Show." See the end or my profile for the blurbs. Please add them to your collection!]
Everyone knows that the hot-tempered top-tier star, the cold CEO, the first-love movie queen, and the genius female scientist all hate Bai Lain.
During an ad shoot, the top-tier star grabs her by the collar and sneers, "Think I'm patient? Pick one: I beat you to death, or you die on your own."
At a birthday banquet, the CEO flings a broken engagement agreement in her face. "A stupid woman like you and I were never meant to be."
On set, the movie queen frowns and refuses to work with her. "I'd rather never act again than share a scene with someone whose acting is that bad."
During an interview after a dating show, the introverted scientist lowers her head and refuses. "I won't share a room with her. We have nothing to talk about."
But Bai Lain doesn't grovel to these four bigshots. She manages to offend every last one of them.
She slaps the top-tier star on his stupid head and tells him to mind his manners.
She says she wants to break off the engagement first, because she can't get over the CEO's idiotic pants-pulling stunt.
She says the first-love movie queen still fake-cries with a face full of snot, and her acting hasn't improved.
She says the female scientist cries for her mother in her sleep and can't be driven away.
The audience is convinced that Bai Lain's outrageous lies will get her beaten to death by the bigshots. But then the four of them suddenly seem like different people. The hot-tempered top-tier star acts sweet and blushes only around Bai Lain. The cold CEO smiles only for her. The movie queen praises her acting to the skies, while the female scientist clings to her, begging for kisses and cuddles.
What's more, in a video, all four of them are squatting in front of Bai Lain, serving tea and water and calling her... Mom!?
Audience: ???
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When Bai Lain learns she's a cannon-fodder fiancée who'll be tormented to death by the original novel's twisted main cast, she doesn't react much.
As long as she stays away from the main cast and doesn't go out of her way to court death like the original character, she'll be fine, right? After finally finding the four kids she raised after transmigrating into the past, all she wants is to enjoy life with her grown-up kids.
But can someone tell her why all four kids have the exact same names as the main cast!?
[Coming soon: "The Infamous Top-Tier Star and His Siblings Are All My Brothers." Please add it to your collection!]
The top-tier boy band has four members. Aside from the invisible D, A, B, and C are all famous, but the three have eccentric tempers and scandals all over the place. Wherever they appear, chaos follows.
A, the skilled lead dancer, is impulsive, hot-tempered, and foul-mouthed. He's made hundreds of assistants cry.
B, a creative genius, is cold, arrogant, and sharp-tongued. Every singer he's worked with has become a rival.
C, the gorgeous youngest member, is spoiled, picky, and a pain to deal with. If he weren't so good-looking, someone would have beaten him up long ago.
Then the internet discovers that the three are actually brothers, and that they'll be appearing on a variety show with their country bumpkin big sister!
On the first day of filming, their big sister is late. She says the roads in the countryside are terrible, so she had to switch to another mode of transport.
Netizens: How tacky! She must be an absolute weirdo, an ugly, ill-mannered country bumpkin with a nasty temper. That's probably how she raised those three brothers. And now she's openly late!
But the next second, Chi Ming, with her black hair, red lips, and luscious waves, leaps down from a helicopter and grandly declares, "Sorry I'm late. I'll apologize to everyone by giving away a private jet to one lucky livestream viewer!"
Netizens: ??? Is it too late to call her Big Sis now?
What shocks them even more is that when the hot-tempered lead dancer A throws a tantrum, Chi Ming just lifts an eyebrow, and he immediately lowers his head and apologizes with red eyes, acting as sweet as can be.
When creative genius B makes sarcastic insults, one glare from Chi Ming shuts him up. He turns gentle and polite, like someone has possessed him.
When picky visual member C refuses to eat, Chi Ming coughs twice and he immediately finishes everything, then serves himself two more bowls of rice.
Netizens: At last, someone can keep those three little tyrants in check! Big Sis, you're my Big Sis forever!
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After earning ten trillion in another world, Chi Ming returns with her money and a case of "price disorder syndrome," and joins her long-lost brothers on a variety show.
On the first day, she goes grocery shopping and cooks. Seeing the potatoes, garlic, and bok choy, Chi Ming shakes her head repeatedly. "These things are so expensive. I can't bring myself to buy them!"
Then the audience sees her wipe away tears in front of a seafood and steak feast costing tens of thousands. "I'm sorry, brothers. I can only let them eat this cheap stuff."
Audience: ???
Later, they watch Chi Ming throw money into films and TV shows, buy houses and land to give to her employees, purchase islands and the surrounding waters on a whim, and generously donate planes and tanks. Their eyes grow wider and wider.
Meanwhile, Chi Ming looks full of regret. "I'm useless. I'm giving everyone these cheap things. I'm so touched that nobody looks down on me!"
The audience is losing it: Somebody tell her these things are really expensive! And buying scallions, ginger, and garlic definitely doesn't cost ten billion!
[Coming soon 2]: "Summoning Villainous Moms on a Scum-Bashing Variety Show"
After retiring from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Chi Xiuxiu receives the "Mom Aura" from the System and transmigrates into an entertainment-industry novel as a love-struck side character.
The original character gave her penniless ex-boyfriend her heart, soul, and money. But after he became a movie star, he dumped her and accused her of being a promiscuous, cheating gold digger who used her power to manipulate his feelings.
The original character is so desperate to win her ex back that she agrees to appear on a scum-bashing variety show. She's supposed to play the "scum" and get bullied and face-slapped by her ex.
On the first day of filming, the scumbag knocks over the breakfast the original character spent all morning making and sneers in disgust. "This is pig food! You're feeding me this?"
Scumbag's fans: Great! Torture her! I heard she used to treat my precious idol the same way. It's karma!
Chi Xiuxiu, who has transmigrated into the story, raises an eyebrow. The next second, a tall, burly auntie charges into the studio and slaps the scumbag hard across the face!
The auntie grabs the scumbag by the ear and roars, "You little brat! Didn't I tell you to respect food?!!"
The fans shout that there's a crazy person and someone should call the police. Then they see the scumbag drop to his knees with a thud, crying in disbelief.
"Mom! How are you alive again!"
Audience: ???
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"Scumbags Run Wild" is an outrageous face-slapping variety show. Every scumbag who appears is more despicable than the last, and the "Justice Superheroes" chosen by the audience are responsible for teaching them a lesson and making them pay.
Before the show airs, everyone is guessing which Justice Superhero can make the scumbags cry. Will it be the beloved, kind-hearted movie queen, a powerful CEO from a rich family, or an upright scion of a revolutionary family?
But once the show begins, the audience sees Chi Xiuxiu, who was supposed to be the scum getting bullied, go on a rampage!
Faced with a stepmother who proudly brags about breaking up a marriage, Chi Xiuxiu snaps her fingers. The stepmother's mother slowly rises out of the ground, then beats her down with a cane. "Did I raise you just so you could become a homewrecker?!"
Faced with a man who tricks women into sleeping with him and breaking their hearts, Chi Xiuxiu coughs. His mother suddenly appears at the hotel and slaps him so hard he can't get back up.
Eventually, the audience only wants to know whose mother will be summoned today, and who will get a smack from Mom.
Countless celebrities and bigshots chase after Chi Xiuxiu, offering money and connections just to see Mom one more time. They'll pay any price!
The scumbag ex-boyfriend, scumbag father, vicious stepmother, and white-lotus stepsister who once abandoned Chi Xiuxiu are all stunned. They can only watch as she grows ever more famous, becoming a super grandmaster cherished by all the bigshots!
Theme: There's nothing like a mother's love
Oh my god, the three top black and red boybands are actually brothers! Why did the hot-tempered member A not fight back even after being beaten? Why did Intersex member B turn into a little sheep with a clip-like voice in seconds? Why does member C, a picky eater, eat five bowls of white rice in one meal? Click on the column in the upper right corner to receive a pre-collection of the book "The top black and red celebrities are all my biological brothers". Please collect it. The author will take you to the top sister and brother slap-in-the-face variety show!
Wen: I won't listen, I won't listen, I'm just a male (the cat's tail is hooked around Rhine's legs in circles)
It's gone so quickly, I feel like I can't get enough of it Yeah, my favorite part is the part with Ye Jinran in the front, she is a very healing heroine.
Ah!!!!! It was so good that I finished reading it in one sitting. It's a very good book, and it's my favorite subject. I was scared at first half way through it, thinking it was a serial, but after looking at the table of contents, I saw that it was finished, and I was so happy!! Very well written, thank you for your hard work, Mrs.
Don't get stuck here!!! (Want to cry but no tears)
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I can't hold it tight, I can't hold it tight at all, it's all good guys hhhhhh
First, the sofa, Kaisen!
If you don't get first place, you won't be able to compete!
Me me me!! I had guessed before that Dabao's memory would be related to the system, and I guessed it right!!!