As a notorious, brutal beauty in the infinite-flow world, Xian Huai was the first to clear every instance.
As a reward, Xian Huai could take all the loot in his backpack back to the real world.
Xian Huai was about to refuse when the System, urged on by a group of monsters he'd beaten to a pulp, sent him packing back to reality.
Back in his cramped rental, Xian Huai stared at the baby eldritch god that had fallen out of his backpack, and it stared back at him.
Xian Huai: "There are no ghosts here to feed you. Go kill yourself."
Baby eldritch god: "Waaah!"
Xian Huai: "..."
To keep the little thing alive, Xian Huai had no choice but to get a security job at the Special Administration Bureau.
By day, he lounged around keeping watch at the entrance. At night, he took the baby eldritch god to places haunted by evil spirits to patrol, or rather, hunt for food.
He thought this two-point commute would go on forever.
Then one day...
On his way home, he ran into a ghost wedding procession.
The procession slowly made its way over to him, then eerily offered him a blood-red invitation. "Sir, my mistress invites you to the wedding banquet."
Xian Huai took off his mask. "What did you say?"
The air fell silent for a second.
Then the ghost exploded. "Aaaah! He's killing ghosts!!!!"
That night, all kinds of supernatural footage flooded social media as countless netizens posted videos.
Emergency alerts began airing one after another on the news.
Overnight, the supernatural appeared out of nowhere.
Everyone was gripped by an unknown terror.
Only Xian Huai remained perfectly calm as he patted the baby eldritch god's head.
"Whoever did this is so thoughtful, delivering takeout for you."
The baby eldritch god perked right up. "Waaah!!!"
Later...
One night, Xian Huai heard a knock at the door.
He took a knife and went to open it.
A long-haired man wrapped in black mist stood outside.
The man smiled. "Long time no see, my beautiful love."
Xian Huai: "..."
Ruthless, taciturn beauty shou x ruthless eldritch god gong who only talks to his wife
Apologies for changing the premise. (Kneels)
Theme: World peace