My name is Jane Wayne, also known as Li Zhenzhen. In my fifteenth year in China, my dad from across the ocean finally came looking for me.
"You have a dark aura between your brows, and a murderous look in your eyes. At a glance, you look just like my dad, the one who brings death to his wives, parents, and children."
My dad: "?"
"Sorry, Dad. Want to buy a bottle of safflower oil to heal the wounds in your heart? Buy two, and since you're my dad, I'll give them to you for 288 dollars. Card or check?"
I thought my deranged remarks would scare off any normal person...
Turns out this sewer rat wasn't nearly messed up enough for my messed-up dad.
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Guys, I don't even know how to say this. My dad is old-money American. I really don't want to stereotype, but seriously, I'm crying. He keeps a whole bunch of handsome men and beautiful women, and he's been raising them since they were underage. You know what I mean, so stop being jealous of me. I'm already a delusional nutcase who sees dramatic scenes involving relatives and friends from different worlds every day. Now I'm in Gotham, where even the sun thinks this place is bad luck, living through nuclear-peace every day, side by side with the Joker. My condition's getting worse, and I can't even talk about it. Would you want this kind of blessing?
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"So, Dad, you're really not going to turn evil and kill us?"
A certain Bat bent a fork out of shape.
"So, big brother, you're really not going to become a vampire and bite me to death?"
A certain eldest brother took a tumble.
"So, second brother, you're really not going to beat Dad to death, right?"
A certain second brother spat out his tea.
"So, third brother, you... Mmph!"
A certain third brother smiled with weary relief.
A certain Damian: I told you! She's a lunatic!!
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Warnings: The female lead is a total chaos gremlin, chaotic neutral.
A collection of out-of-character characters, a scrambled timeline, and a brainless power fantasy.
Theme: .
If the protagonist is a sewer rat, then his father is a flying rat (no)
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot... No more daily updates!!!! (Walking around) (Shaking the iron door of the patient next door) (Grabbing a handful of the hair of the patient passing by) (Blowing it into the air) (Grinning) (Being beaten away by the patient who was inflicting wounds) (Getting up and watching this patient flying away from others) (Seeing this patient being taken away and given a sedative) (Laughing loudly) (Also taken away and given a sedative) (Weak)?
I love my bad mouth, I love my bad mouth! Use your bad mouth to spray them to death!! It's annoying, but it's also so exciting. I'm dark, twisting, crawling, spiraling, flying, tearing out my intestines, rolling them into roses, and handing them to the author (oh, girl, hurry up)
What a beautiful mental state! Bully everyone equally!
I finally passed the review and I waited for a long time... HP said they were going to make a black version, but I don't know if they will make it? It's best not to (eyes shift)
God, my brain! It's dirty! Dirty! Forget it, take it out and wash it and it can still be used.
!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Maiais! My brain is dirty!!!!!!!!! Watch me turn into an orangutan and kill the DC editorial department
I regard being moved by her as being robbed by her,,,,, I am so broken, and the darkness is crawling.
Rick and Morty!!!!!!!!!! My favorite shoe cartoon!!!!!!!
I wear a prayer bead around my neck and hold a cross in my left hand and a talisman in my right hand. I took a closer look and there is still no update!!! (