Be Good First, Then You Can Kiss Me

[Coming soon: Can I Really Win You Over? You Bet! and Summer Escape Plan] Synopsis: Mutual pining | Younger seme | Face-slapping and eating one’s words | Reunion after years apart One drunken night, Meng Cixiao accidentally slept with the obnoxious man he hadn’t seen in five years, the one he had a terrible relationship with. When they woke up, the other man was brazen and arrogant. Looking down at Meng Cixiao, he said, “You should be grateful you got to sleep with me. Go home and burn some incense to thank your lucky stars.” Meng Cixiao was sore all over and in a foul mood. He gave a silent, cold laugh, then finally swallowed his anger and said lightly, “I mistook you for someone else last night.” Then he watched the other man completely lose it. - Meng Cixiao was a renowned professor at Q University, learned and exceptional. Though blessed with a strikingly beautiful face, he was cool and aloof, impossible to approach, and made people afraid to offend him. Cheng Weichao came from a prominent family and did whatever he pleased. He also lived amid the glittering nightlife and extravagant indulgence. They were worlds apart, had a terrible relationship, and wanted nothing to do with each other ever again. Their friends, who knew their history, never imagined the two of them could go anywhere. Until one day, a friend saw with their own eyes the famous Professor Meng climbing out of Cheng Weichao’s car, slamming the door hard, his lips outrageously red. And the haughty young master, who was usually so proud, had his head drooping like a dog as he trailed after Meng Cixiao, all eager to take his hand. Then he begged, “Give me one more kiss, just one!” - Five years ago, Cheng Weichao had a sworn enemy. They had been at each other since childhood, sick of the sight of one another and harboring a deep mutual hatred. But Meng Cixiao happened to be very close to his sworn enemy. Perhaps Cheng Weichao’s resentment spilled over, because he couldn’t stand Meng Cixiao either. Especially when those two were getting close!! The aggravation was more than the sum of its parts, and it made him angrier by the day. It wasn’t until later that Cheng Weichao finally realized what that feeling was called: love. And that state of mind was called burning with jealousy. [Cool, sharp-tongued, teasing beauty of a professor, the bottom VS shameless, flirtatious, impossible-to-tame top who gradually listens only to his wife and wants to cuddle him like a puppy] 1. Both are each other’s first and only. Slice of life. Extreme possessiveness (not really). Four-year age gap, younger top. The story starts with their reunion, with flashbacks throughout. Imperfect characters. 2. The claim in the blurb that he mistook the other person is a lie, purely to get a rise out of him. 3. The sworn enemy has no romantic entanglements with either the top or the bottom. He’s an ally. 4. Modern alternate universe. Place names and such are fictional, with no real-life inspirations. Please don’t be weird about it. 5. A short-to-medium-length story, not a long one. ● Thanks to the artist who designed the cover. The cover elements are from the artist’s materials library and may be reused, so it’s normal if you see the same elements elsewhere. Screenshot saved on 2023.3.21. Please don’t steal. - Coming soon: Can I Really Win You Over? You Bet! [An innocent-looking, harmless bottom whose mind is full of dirty thoughts VS a theory expert who keeps getting seduced, gorgeous top] Ran Zhaomian has a roommate. The campus heartthrob at S University, 1.9 meters tall, with an eight-pack and a perfect V-shaped torso. An absolutely stunning hunk. Most importantly, he’s carefree, flirtatious, and has tons of experience with relationships. In two words: really good at it. So Ran Zhaomian went up to him and said, “I like someone. Can you teach me how to win him over?” Just as expected, the campus heartthrob roommate was really good at it, and taught him everything he knew. He told him how to play hard to get, how to act coy and pitiful, and how to use cunning tricks to reel someone in. Ran Zhaomian learned it all, then used every trick on him. Yes, yes, the person he liked was his campus heartthrob roommate. He wanted his roommate to teach him how to pursue him. So what? Mmm! Watching his roommate take off his shirt and reveal his body, Ran Zhaomian wiped his drool. With an innocent, harmless face, he thought, I want to bury myself in those pecs. - Qi Yanheng has a roommate. Big eyes, fair skin, a gentle personality, and always smiling: an absolute little angel. When the other guy came to him and said he liked the math department’s genius and wanted Qi Yanheng to help him pursue him, Qi Yanheng’s heart melted, and he agreed. Although he had a flirtatious face and seemed like a playboy, he was actually a lifelong single. So what? He was the love guru to all his friends. So many of them came to him for relationship advice, and there had to be a reason for that. He’d teach him boldly! But when the little angel threw himself into Qi Yanheng’s arms, crying so hard his eyes turned red, Qi Yanheng: ? How strange. Not sure. Better keep teaching him. - Later, Ran Zhaomian asked Qi Yanheng, “Will this really help me win him over?” Qi Yanheng: “You bet.” In his heart, Qi Yanheng added: You bet it won’t. He never imagined that he’d end up stealing his own student’s heart and falling for him. Well, then… he’d have to steal the guy away! He’d be a coward if he hesitated for even a second! So he pulled out one outrageous move after another, teaching Ran Zhaomian all sorts of reverse-pursuit tactics. He’d make that math genius lose interest in no time and run the moment he saw Ran Zhaomian. But as he watched the two grow closer and closer, Qi Yanheng: ? That worked too? What a damn talent I have! Just as Qi Yanheng was growing more and more twisted, crawling around in the darkness, he saw the math department’s genius walk up to Ran Zhaomian and call him, “Cousin.” Qi Yanheng: ? Screenshot saved for the archives. Theme: Be bold and express your love without holding anything back.