Ranking Poets, Starting with Li Bai and Du Fu Breaking Up

[Fully polished text, bonus chapters dropping now~] [The blurb for my next novel, "Dorm Supervisor," is attached below. Feel free to add it to your collection OvO] Question: What happens when poets find out you're reciting their poems? Answer: I don't just recite them. I also analyze their poetry right in front of the poets themselves (^_^) · Wen Yehao is a graduate student in a notoriously impractical major. In her spare time, she makes educational videos about poetry, with a little gossip about the poets' lesser-known stories thrown in for good measure. Who could have guessed that her videos would be delivered by the System right to the poets themselves... [Li Bai: I love Master Meng, whose fame for grace and charm is known throughout the land! ... Du Fu? Who's that? Why is he mentioned alongside me?] [Qu Yuan: What's all this, then? I hear someone wants me to be his assistant?] [Su Shi: How did the dirt on my ancestor become common knowledge?] [Du Fu: Surely nobody really climbs trees hundreds of times in a day? Surely not? (Composed) (Generous) (Calm)] [Li Qingzhao: Young lady, want to play the horse-racing card game? I'll split the winnings with you!] [Du Mu: How can you not recite my poem "Qingming" on Qingming Festival?! How can you?!] [Wang Wei: Writing poems and painting are no match for playing my beloved folk lute~] [He Zhu: Wild plum spokesperson, advertising space available for long-term rental!] Looking at the suddenly overflowing dashboard and all the bizarre tips, Wen Yehao fell into deep thought: 1. Who says studying the humanities can't make you rich! 2. Can I cut out the gossip and leave only the parts where I read poetry? Coming Soon: "I'm a Dorm Supervisor in Fengdu" The dorm supervisor of the Qin-Han Building: ranked number one among Fengdu's most dangerous jobs. There's just one reason: it houses a group of people who strike fear into the hearts of everyone in Fengdu. Qin Shi Huang, who unified the six states; Empress Dowager Lu, who ruled from behind the curtain; the twin stars who campaigned as far as Langjuxu; the mastermind team that divided the realm into three... Rumor has it that every outgoing dorm supervisor gives someone the password to their Underworld Bank account before heading off to the job with a brave heart. In response, Meng Ci, whose mental state is absolutely thriving, declares: It's time to show everyone the power of a dorm supervisor! Prohibited appliances? Confiscated! Out past curfew? Sign-in! Sneaking into rooms across different generations? Strictly investigated! · "Is the dormitory a place for you to fight?" Meng Ci pulled Huo Qubing and Sun Ce apart. "Each of you, name ten good things about the other!" "You think sprinkling vinegar around will hide the smell of alcohol?" Meng Ci held out her hand to Guo Jia and Liu Bang. "Are you handing it over yourselves, or do I have to take it?" "I know you two are clever and devoted to each other." Meng Ci intercepted Zhuge Liang's message-carrying kite and was deeply impressed. "But could it be that... the women's dorm is just a few steps away?" · She'd expected yet another dorm supervisor to meet a tragic end, but the young newcomer was somehow making a real success of the job. Carrying the hopes of all Fengdu, Feng Menglong, a master of fanfiction, became a frontline reporter and boldly entered the Qin-Han Building to investigate. "What is it that made all of you senior figures accept this new dorm supervisor?" The randomly selected lucky resident, Ying Zheng, expressionlessly raised the red flag in his hand. Yet when he spoke, Feng Menglong detected a strange note of pride in his voice. "Model Dormitory." *Lighthearted fun, set in an alternate world *My completed novels and upcoming titles are all on my author page. Feel free to add them to your collection. XOXO! Theme: Poetry never dies, and romance lives forever