[Crossover] Offer Your Labor to the Goddess of the Harvest!

[The blurb isn't very good, and I'll revise it later. This is a lighthearted short story, so feel free to try the first chapter. I'll start the next book after this.]

Moshi moshi, this is the Divine Realm Radio Station. Today we're interviewing the retired Goddess of Harvest, Kanie.

Kanie is so absorbed in farming that she only sent us a banner. Let's take a look.

[Wanted: Farm Life Experience Ambassadors. Enjoy the beauty of nature. Everyone who's tried it says it's great.]

Ahem. The Goddess of Harvest is certainly dedicated. She's still running ads at a time like this. (Whispering.)

Now let's turn our cameras to the street interviews:

[What do you think of this farming event?]

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A kind Russian man agreed to an interview. He said: Everyone should go farming to wash away their sins. Farming can elevate the soul.

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A wheelchair-bound boy passing by ordered a parrot to snatch the microphone: Farming is a miracle. Ever since I started farming, I can run faster than the strongest mammoth. Even the eighty-year-old man next door can get five kills in the Valley of the Dead late at night.

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A deeply wrinkled, eighty-year-old man named Gakuganji: …

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A black-haired man in Buddhist robes, looking as if he might attain enlightenment at any moment, smiled and nodded: Ever since I started farming, I haven't had the energy to think about monkeys and such. I love farming.

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A bandaged man being hunted by someone in a black hat waved at the camera: Ever since I started farming... Wait, Chuuya... I haven't harvested my vegetables today...

[Violent content detected. The livestream has been automatically blocked. Please do not violate the rules!]

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Farming is hard work, so please cherish your food~

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A happy little short story, for relaxing your brain.

If you have enough energy to cause trouble, it's because you're too bored! Everyone, go farm! Experience the love of Mother Earth!

Theme: Every grain of food is hard-earned.