After Getting Laid Off, the Villainess Became Everyone's Beloved

[Completed!!!!]

Qi Miao worked diligently as a villainess for three hundred years, making enemies of the entire cultivation world, and finally got the ending she wanted: her ticket out.

She thought she could go home and enjoy her retirement in peace.

The next second, she was reborn a hundred years later and bound to a System.

She knew all the target characters pretty well.

The arrogant dragon-protagonist disciple whose sword bone she had ripped out

The rival who had lost their secret crush to her

The former fiance she had publicly rejected

And the former demon clan leader who had died alongside her

The System said, "Make them pine for you, go crazy for you, and bang their heads against the wall for you."

Qi Miao: "..."

Qi Miao packed up her flying sword and ran for her life that very night.

What a joke. Getting back into the workforce after retirement didn't mean taking a job like this.

Life is precious. Let's not throw it away.

But no one can predict what fate has in store. One day, she accidentally blew her cover.

Except... why were these people's reactions so strange?

Her junior disciple imprisoned her in a secret chamber, his voice trembling. "Master, I'll give you my sword bone. Just don't leave me again, okay?"

Her rival's eyes reddened. "The person I've been secretly in love with was you all along."

Her former fiance gave in with a tender smile. "I don't mind being the second wife."

The Demon Lord knelt on one knee and wiped the mud from her shoes. "How about becoming the one and only Demon Queen of this seat?"

Qi Miao, having successfully completed her mission: "..."

"So, have I become the beloved moonlight of the whole book?"

[Content warnings: My own take on cultivation, with a mountain of original worldbuilding (Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Tribulation Transcendence).

All the male leads are hopeless romantics who follow the rules of gentlemanly conduct.

The female lead is no delicate flower and isn't very interested in romance.

There are all the usual groveling and love-triangle showdowns.

(I love every girl I write. No pitting women against each other, only cuddles.)

(One male lead, split into multiple versions, but essentially a reverse-harem Mary Sue story. No couples in the main story, and everyone has a one-sided crush. The bonus chapters feature a parallel world where the female lead is a guardian deity, with romance.)

Coming soon: "I Faked My Death to Become a Minister's Wife, but the Dog Emperor Won't Let Me Go"

"I heard the little tyrant drew his sword and killed two assassins on the day of the imperial selection?"

Tang Zhi: "There were three."

"How do you know?"

Tang Zhi (smiling through tears): I was there. I was the fourth.

*

After a car accident, Tang Zhi transmigrated into a book and became an assassin disguised as a palace candidate, sent to kill the villainous tyrant.

Of course, the assassination failed.

The first three girls' blood hadn't even gone cold when the dog emperor pointed his sword at her, wearing an amused smile.

"And you? What trick have you prepared?"

Tang Zhi trembled. "Then... how about I perform a trick where I smash a rock on my chest?"

Murong Min: "."

The whole story is hard to explain. Long story short, she became Murong Min's favorite concubine, and he carried her around in his pocket wherever he went.

The little tyrant was moody and unpredictable, throwing a fit at random every day. His catchphrase was "Execute their entire clan," and his favorite hobby was wiping out entire households.

Tang Zhi's main job was to watch him have his tantrums.

Tang Zhi at first: Save me, save me, save me.

Tang Zhi later: I'm numb. Whatever happens, happens.

But on the Lantern Festival, she slipped and accidentally died while taking a blade meant for the dog emperor.

When she woke again, three years had passed.

Her new body belonged to a supporting female character in the book. Her main job was to marry the male lead as his princess consort and make life difficult for the female lead, who was his secondary consort.

On her wedding day, she dutifully changed into her bridal gown and climbed into the sedan chair bound for the prince's residence.

Just as the ceremony was about to end, the Imperial Guards surrounded the residence.

Amid the panic, Tang Zhi lifted her red veil and saw the young man with ink-dark eyes and brows once more.

He smiled faintly at Tang Zhi.

"I came to see who was trying to marry my empress."

*

Murong Min had a secret.

He could hear the thoughts of his favorite concubine.

She was noisy and impulsive, chattering all day long, and far too timid to be an assassin.

He found her unbearably irritating.

That is, until the day of the Lantern Festival, when she breathed her last in his arms.

Fireworks filled the sky for ten miles, but all was silent by his ears.

So... this was how quiet the world could be.

*

[In the eighth year of Yongning, a palace coup broke out during the Lantern Festival, and the Noble Consort was killed by an assassin.

The young emperor of the Murong clan, notorious for his brutality, flew into a thunderous rage.

That day, blood flowed for a thousand miles, and corpses piled up by the hundreds of thousands.

The entire court and country were plunged into mourning.]

(Both leads are virgins, happy ending)

[Synopsis screenshot taken on April 17]

------ Coming Soon 2

"Word Is the Obsessive Male Lead Has a Nonhuman Fetish?"

Wen Lan transmigrated into a book. She was now a sheep on the Green Green Grasslands.

The System said, "The male lead of this book was written completely out of character. He'll eventually turn evil and kill everyone. He's very obsessive. How obsessive? Extremely obsessive. Anyway, you have to make him fall in love with you and show him that genuine love still exists in this world."

Wen Lan: "Fall in love with me, a little sheep?"

She put it tactfully. "Like, grilled with cumin?"

The System: "..."

Even the System thought it was too difficult. "You can turn into a human for one hour a day. The amount of time you can stay human will increase along with the male lead's affection for you."

Wen Lan: "All right."

Now the question was, what could she do to get the male lead to buy such an elegant and charming sheep as her?

Wen Lan thought it over, lowered her head, ran forward, and jumped.

She charged at the cool-eyed young man in a shirt washed nearly white, carrying enough resentment to crash through the entire universe.

Ha! You're mine, buddy.

The male lead was indeed charmed, and bought her on the spot.

Then he carried her into the kitchen and raised a kitchen knife.

Wen Lan: ...

The human and the sheep got along wonderfully.

A few months later, Wen Lan decided the time was right. She transformed into a human and gazed at him bashfully. "Actually, I'm a young lady who can turn into a sheep. You saved me, so I want to repay you."

Bai Muyan: "."

Bai Muyan turned around and made a phone call, expressionless.

One minute later, the police had handcuffed her and put her in their car.

Wen Lan: ???

The policeman sighed in dismay. "You're so young, and already up to no good. You actually went and stole someone else's sheep! You deserve to be locked up!"

Wen Lan: "..."

Officer, is it possible that I'm the sheep? (Smiling through tears.)

After countless hardships, she finally escaped from the police station and swore she would never go looking for Bai Muyan again, even if she had to beg for food under an overpass.

On the thirty-fifth day of fighting a beggar for scraps, Bai Muyan appeared in front of her.

At the time, she was still a little lamb, filthy and dingy gray. He looked at her for a long while, then bent down and picked her up.

"I never want to leave you again."

Wen Lan's silence was deafening.

Could it be, perhaps, that the obsessive male lead... had a nonhuman fetish?

[Both leads are virgins, happy ending]

Theme: Of the three thousand Great Paths, love alone endures.