Li suddenly appeared in the boss's office, but Boss Dazai seemed to have expected it. He naturally adopted the little boy who looked about eight years old, and just as naturally gave him a name: Li.
Nakahara Chuuya, looking conflicted: Is being a boss only possible if you're a lolicon?
Nakajima Atsushi: An ability almost identical to mine... and someone Mr. Dazai dotes on... Damn it, I lose.
Edogawa Ranpo: You smell so clean. Why is that? There can only be one explanation, right? You're a visitor from another world!
Li: Dazai smells so good, and Atsushi does too. Chuuya is my absolute favorite. Ranpo-sama... Well, thank goodness I love Ranpo-sama so deeply. Otherwise, the temptation of Oda Sakunosuke would make me completely ignore him.
Ranpo: ...Damn it. Do you really think I can't see through you?
P.S. Because of his ability, Li can smell the scent of ability users, and they all smell wonderful to him. The stronger the ability, the closer its scent is to the fragrance Li likes.
For example:
Osamu Dazai smells like a forest after rain, the kind of place that's a little creepy and dark at night.
Nakahara Chuuya smells like crisp, fresh oranges.
Nakajima Atsushi smells like some unknown kind of little mushroom sprouting in a corner on a rainy day, or maybe... tea.
Yukichi Fukuzawa smells like rusty swords. It's not that Fukuzawa's ability is weak. It's just that Li always senses the president's murderous aura before Fukuzawa gets close, so the cat gets scared and runs somewhere too far away to smell him.
Edogawa Ranpo actually has a scent, but it's a cloyingly sweet one, like old-fashioned candy that's soaked through with the smell.
Oda Sakunosuke, unfortunately, doesn't smell like spicy curry that's soaked through. He smells like fallen leaves in an autumn forest.
Ryunosuke Akutagawa smells like the first handful of snow to melt after winter begins.
Theme: Fluffy things are so cute
