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Mu Chengyi had trained in boxing for eight years. At last, he won the MMD championship belt and achieved his dream. Then, on the very day it happened, he died. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into a CEO romance novel as the villain's delicate little wife.
The little wife's ending: committed to a psychiatric hospital, where he wastes away and dies.
Without hesitation, Mu Chengyi signed up for a survival reality show. He could get away from his villainous husband, protect his precious backside, get some exercise, make money, and run away, all in one go.
*
On the desert survival trip, Mu Chengyi was constantly criticized by netizens.
The car broke down unexpectedly, and the guests panicked.
[Some pretty boy, coming on a survival show to make up the numbers!]
"The car broke down, so I'll fix it." The pretty boy stayed calm and repaired it with deft efficiency.
Netizens: ?
At an oasis inn, the guests got into trouble and were spotted by an NPC.
[So bossy, all talk, just trying to hog screen time. What a pain!]
The man who supposedly only talked punched the NPC senseless and pinned him against the wall.
"Want another round?"
The NPC shook his head repeatedly. "No, no more."
Netizens: ?
*
Mu Chengyi showed off skill after skill on the survival show, maxing out his stamina, strength, and intelligence, and winning wave after wave of fans.
But whenever he ran into a special guest, he would suddenly turn into a delicate flower.
Mu Chengyi strained until his face went red, but still couldn't open a bottle cap.
The special guest graciously offered to help. "Let me."
[Netizens: Damn, who was that person who knocked someone out with one punch earlier?]
Mu Chengyi ambushed an enemy and pinned him down, beating him senseless. The door opened, the special guest appeared, and Mu Chengyi promptly collapsed, all delicate and weak.
The special guest came to his rescue like a hero. "Don't worry, I'm here."
[Netizens: Damn, he's such a good actor~]
Mu Chengyi's mind was blown.
Damn it! He's obviously a total top!
He. Is. Not. Faking! He's been held hostage by his character setting!!! [In tears]
*
The not-yet-corrupted villain looked at him with concern.
His little wife was clearly weak and frail, in need of protection. He insisted that his husband leave, but how could the villain bear to let him go on a survival show alone?
Later, his little wife grabbed him by the collar with one hand and hauled him up...
-- WB @Zhaobeicaigou -- 2023.08.25 -- Blurb archived --
[Coming Soon] The Outdated CP Takes the Internet by Storm
-- Blurb --
Yao Zhou had been blacklisted by his trash company for three years. Then he lost a lawsuit and was ordered to pay fifty million in breach-of-contract damages.
He couldn't pay that back in ten lifetimes of work.
Just when he was at the end of his rope, he ran into his former top-tier star boyfriend, whom he'd once treated like trash.
The man tossed him a marriage contract worth fifty million.
Yao Zhou: Even if he's into BDSM, I'll go along with it.
Yao Zhou prepared himself for physical and emotional torment, but reality turned out to be completely different from what he'd imagined.
*
Huo Yiwen brought him to an industry event and made him stand off to the side as punishment.
"Stay here. Don't move around."
Yao Zhou stood there feeling wronged, scarfing down free snacks.
Three hours later, Huo Yiwen said sarcastically, "Why aren't you sitting down? Can't you see the chairs?"
Yao Zhou forced a smile. Damn it all, I'll swallow my pride.
*
Huo Yiwen was filming and gave him a minor role as the male lead's underling. The male lead was Huo Yiwen.
"Do a good job. Don't make me look bad."
Yao Zhou endured the humiliation, playing the perfect lackey both on and off set.
After filming wrapped, Huo Yiwen gave him a cold look. "I was talking to my assistant. I didn't ask you to bring me water."
Yao Zhou bore it in silence. Damn, damn, damn! It's all for the money!
*
Yao Zhou put up with it again and again, planning to cut ties with Huo Yiwen after a year.
But...
There were actually some twisted fans shipping him and Huo Yiwen as an outdated couple!
When Huo Yiwen made him stand for three hours.
CP fans: Zhouzhou is so adorable, he doesn't even know to find a seat! No wonder Brother Huo couldn't focus while talking to that famous director!
When Huo Yiwen ordered him around.
CP fans: Zhouzhou is so obedient. What a perfect wife! No wonder Brother Huo takes him everywhere when he's filming!
The outdated ship "A Lone Boat" gradually became a trending CP!
Yao Zhou: My eyes are always filled with tears.
*
As time went on, Yao Zhou reasonably suspected that Huo Yiwen's marketing team was behind all this. Huo Yiwen was using him to gain fans, then polish and purify his image! Squeezing every last bit of value out of him! Fifty million yuan in exchange for fifty million fans!
Yao Zhou: What a ruthless man!
Yao Zhou scoffed at Huo Yiwen's terrible behavior. As soon as their one-year agreement ended, he was out of there!
But on the day he tried to leave, he was caught.
The man pinned him against the wall, gripping his throat as he kissed him hard.
Dazed by the kiss, Yao Zhou saw Huo Yiwen coldly tugging at his tie.
"I've spent an entire year chasing you, and this is how you repay me?"
"Looks like I've been much too nice to you."
"We've been married this long. It's time we did what married couples are supposed to do."
Yao Zhou: !!!
[Please Note]
1. Sweet and satisfying entertainment-industry romance, two equally powerful leads, reunited after a breakup, marriage before love, and pampering.
2. No real-life inspiration. Please respect original works.
3. There are on-screen comments. Please don't read if that bothers you.
Blurb archived 2024.11.17, WB @Zhaobeicaigou
Theme: Charge forward bravely and persevere in the struggle.
He Has Tattooed Sleeves, but He's Such a Sweetheart
The Outdated Couple Goes Viral
My Archrival Has a Crush on Me
The Pure-Hate Couple's Pure Love Goes Viral
The Big Shot Is Obsessed with Stealing Someone Else's Love [Book Transmigration]
How Do I Deal with My Boyfriend Being So Wild?
The Chuunibyou Is a God at Esports
The All-Rounder Slacker Becomes a Hit on the Dating Show
The old man is in good health and can hold Mu Mu down on the bed (randomly)
I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a little baby who is "petite, soft and a little pretentious"~ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
He Yu: This is my wife!
Yoho~ Yiyi's waist is going to run away from home, hehe~
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hua hua hua hua 💪 💪 💪
The end of spreading flowers 💪 [spreading flowers] can be considered an end [comparison]
Some people think they are "1"[][]
"No request" is a big bug for the author~ each
"Soft Star Yao" caught the author a big bug~ Ruan
The update is finally here, I forgot all about it (°ー°), let's get up and watch it again tomorrow?????????