I was bound to a livestream System and thrown into Titanic.
Viewers in the real world could watch through my eyes and experience it immersively.
I could also interact with them through the comments.
The System said: Only when my livestream had 100,000 viewers and more than half of them wanted me to leave could I return to reality.
To get popular, I started pulling every stunt I could on my first day aboard.
Stunt One: Tell the designer, Thomas Andrews, his fortune
"Mr. Andrews, I can see that your ship's destiny is missing ice."
He blinked. "What does that mean?"
"In three days, the ice is coming. Big ice. Super big."
Stunt Two: Confess to Cal nonstop, then teach him to pee into the sea
I blocked Cal's way. "Mr. Cal, you know, if you can pee farther than I can, I'll stop pestering you. I swear."
He looked doubtful. "Really?"
"Come on, stand at the bow. Face the wind and imagine it's your business empire."
Stunt Three: Dance the Big Bridal Sedan at the first-class dinner
"Ladies and gentlemen, next up is a mysterious dance from the East."
I brushed my bangs back, tucked my shirt into my trousers, put on gold-rimmed glasses, and borrowed a string of keys to hang from my belt.
"Give me a hug, come on, give me a hug. Hug that moon until it smiles so wide, "
Ruth's fan fell to the floor.
Captain Smith spilled his drink.
Molly clapped along to the beat.
Comments: Cultural invasion! This is a cultural invasion!
Stunt Four: Set up Rose's mother with John Jacob Astor IV
I found Ruth. "Mrs. Astor, did you know Mr. Astor was recently widowed?"
She frowned. "I know. So what?"
"He's raising a child alone. So are you. You'd be perfect together."
I went so far with my antics that the number of viewers shot up to a million.
But even when the iceberg appeared, the comments still wouldn't let me come back.
"Save Jack! He hasn't held his art exhibition yet!"
"Save the musicians! They kept playing right to the end. I'm crying so hard!"
"Please, blogger, save John Jacob Astor IV! I really want to see Rose's mom have a second child!"
"Nobody is allowed to die! Streamer, think of something!"
"Stop the Titanic from sinking!"
Me: ...Thanks for the love and support, everyone. Tap the follow button so you don't lose track of the streamer, and send a rocket to unlock the 'Everyone Survives Guide'! The Carnival Gift will activate the emergency 'Iceberg, Back Off!' service!
Not long after leaving Titanic, I was successively transported into One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Alien.
Theme: Everyone should strive to improve themselves!
