Seeking Romance in the Mafia Is a Dead End

* One day, after hitting the popular manga artist Rohan-sensei, Hino Saki not only loses her job, but inexplicably gains a new setting: [100% love for her boss]. A fanatical pursuer soon appears behind the Tenth Vongola Boss, the Port Mafia's strategist, and a PASSIONE executive. "The Tenth Boss/Dazai-sama/Bucciarati is the love of my life! My one true destined partner! The only Boss I'll ever follow!" Gokudera/Akutagawa/Abbacchio: ? Don't you have your own Boss?! Why are you trying to steal someone else's! The victim roster keeps growing, adding the [Gravity Manipulator], the [Port Mafia Boss], the [Irresponsible Octopus...] After Hino Saki removes the setting from herself, people she thought she had a bad relationship with start arguing fiercely over which Mafia faction she should ultimately belong to. Listening to the high-pitched trills of the Storm Guardian and Mr. Nakahara, dodging all kinds of Italian hand gestures, and watching the whole place descend into chaos when Varia joins in... Hino Saki: ...Am I really the backbone of the organization? * All characters are headcanoned as adults. * [Upcoming story: The JOJO Secret Identity Childcare Wars ↓↓↓↓] - You've received a request from the deceased: give the psychologically troubled kids a happy childhood. But you're in Jujutsu Kaisen. To make sure you can survive in a high-risk world full of cursed spirits, creating secret identities is crucial. Everyone from the old world generously offers to let you use their bodies. You slowly look around. Before you stand secret identities who are all extraordinarily muscular and tall, but so powerfully built that even standing still they look like rows of human walls. Among them are a corrupt former police officer, a Mafia executive, an escaped convict, a delinquent who beat up a centenarian, a middle-aged delinquent who beat up clergy... You: ... Except for Mr. Jonathan, none of them are remotely suited to raising kids! As it turns out, that's absolutely true. You arrive at a child's home wearing the secret identity of the disillusioned police officer Appa Tea, and are met with unmistakable coldness. Little Fushiguro closes the door until there's only a crack left. "Sorry, but we already have a MADAO at home." In other words, they can't take in another stray bum right now. Watching the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant lounge on the sofa, casually ordering his adopted daughter and son around, Officer Appa Tea, who hasn't yet lost every last bit of his conscience, decides it's time to exercise his authority as a law officer. The Zenin family gets rid of the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant, only to welcome a blue-haired young man who's no less formidable than someone with a Heavenly Restriction and can tear cursed spirits apart with his bare hands. After speaking gently to the twins, he covers their ears and says with a perfectly serious expression, "Now I'm going to kick your ass with my legs as thick as logs!" The muscular young woman, whose defined physique makes it clear she's female and who calls herself their "father," tells them: I'll take you away from the prison called the Zenin family, just like I escaped from prison. The Zenin sisters: E-Escape from prison...? Theme: Only by fighting your way upstream through hardship can you find redemption for your soul.