Come Get Your Ex-Boyfriend’s Cat

The card-drawing cultivation novel next door, Getting Lucky by Riding the Villain’s Fortune, is currently being serialized w [The full story costs only one yuan. Thanks for supporting the official release!] Blurb: Lu Zhiyou’s roommate recently brought home a cat left behind by his senior’s ex-boyfriend. The cat’s claws wreaked havoc on Lu Zhiyou’s life, leaving him no choice but to match wits with it. He even posted anonymously on the campus forum: Thanks for the invite. Here are thirty-six strategies for outsmarting a kitten. Pei Yubai returned to campus a month later and discovered that his friend had been taking great care of his cat. There was also a handsome junior in the same dorm who seemed especially concerned about... him and his cat. Pei Yubai went to great lengths to get the junior’s contact information, only for Lu Zhiyou to tell him to hurry up and take his ex-boyfriend’s cat away. Pei Yubai: What ex-boyfriend? How about you date me first? Lu Zhiyou: ? [Reader’s Guide] 1. Refined, scheming campus heartthrob seme × tsundere uke who says one thing and means another 2. Campus romance. There’s a misunderstanding, but the seme has no ex-boyfriend. 3. Includes a Zhihu-style section. A short, sweet story written for fun. Check out my completed danmei novel on my author page: Your Boyfriend’s Roommate, Please Sign Here Possessive, jealous sculptor seme × gentle, romantic screenwriter uke My next novel will be Is the Demon Lord Still Alive Today? Please add it to your favorites ovo Tenacious little-weed, quick-witted medicine cultivator uke × powerful, handsome demon lord seme who falls for him after convincing himself it’s mutual Blurb: A once-prosperous sect, Green Jade Mountain, produced a medicine cultivator of rare talent, one not seen in a hundred years. At seven, Lu Ling learned to identify every herb. At nine, he began making pills. At sixteen, he brewed a batch of top-grade pills, took first place, and stunned the crowd. Great clans competed to recruit him, and the academies of the immortal sects threw open their doors. Lu Ling bid his master farewell, packed his belongings, and was about to set off on the path to enlightenment and immortality. And then Then the Demon Lord kidnapped him. The Demon Lord Yan Yuan was infamous for his cruelty, feared in both realms. It was said that he cultivated using poison and possessed a cultivation level so profound he was nearly a true immortal. On the very day he took Lu Ling back to the demon palace, Yan Yuan ordered him to make poison every day for his cultivation, threatening to kill him if it wasn’t potent enough. Lu Ling, forced to stay by the Demon Lord’s side: “...Heh. Just you wait.” - After being captured, Lu Ling diligently studied the rarest poisons under heaven every day. He rose earlier than the chickens and went to bed later than the demons. He put all his life’s knowledge to use, working himself to the bone as he waited for the day Yan Yuan would be poisoned to death. After each daily poison test, Lu Ling would lean close to Yan Yuan and fuss over him. “Demon Lord, are you feeling all right today?” Do you feel unwell? Is your heart twisting in agony? Is your blood flowing backward? Are your insides all rotting away? Yan Yuan dabbed at the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief, looking thoroughly satisfied. “Your poison tastes rather sweet. I like it.” Lu Ling: “?” You’re supposed to experience the effects of the poison, not review its flavor! - After much reflection, Lu Ling decided he hadn’t been ruthless enough and the poison wasn’t potent enough. He crossed mountains and valleys in search of every poisonous plant under heaven, bathed and purified himself, then devoted himself to making poison for eighty-one days. He used every kind of unusual poison he could think of, longing day and night for Yan Yuan to be poisoned. Who could have guessed that Yan Yuan would not only feel refreshed and grow stronger, but would also develop improper feelings for him? One day, Yan Yuan held up a white jade bottle. After tasting its contents, he gave Lu Ling a meaningful look. “You’ve made me another powerful batch of Ninefold Heartbreak Powder. It takes a lot of effort and time to prepare. You put so much care into this every day...” “Could it be that you really have feelings for me?” Lu Ling: “...?” May I ask... Why hasn’t the Demon Lord dropped dead from poison yet? Theme: Be kind to animals.