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"In the year 2205, our Honmaru was named the best-run Honmaru in the entire Time Government, and we owe it all to the Saniwa's hard work."
"Because of my outstanding leadership?"
"No."
In the prison visiting room, my younger sister sat on the other side of the reinforced glass, her face utterly cold. "Obviously, it's because you finally got caught."
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The chaotic, amoral Saniwa Chidori firmly believes she's a terrible person. But the Sword Warriors in her Honmaru, so deeply afflicted by Stockholm syndrome that they insist she's a good person, or at least a person, all live together in harmony... until one incident changes everything.
Time Government, when did you get invaded by an evil god???
After a grueling one-on-one battle to the death with that thing, Chidori finally struggled to her feet and declared victory for her side. But she didn't expect the monster to have a dying curse: a negative buff targeting the Sword Warriors that changed "likes the Saniwa" into "hates the Saniwa," plunging the Honmaru into complete chaos.
What's this? The Saniwa. Pretty cute... let's try cutting her.
What's this? My sword. That thing can really fight... wait, why is it attacking me?
But even if the Sword Warriors hate her, she absolutely refuses to give up! Life is short, so enjoy it while you can, and be unapologetically yourself!
"Yourself? What kind of self? Your doujinshi self? Whatever, send it to me."
Oh, right... I forgot to mention that this Saniwa is crazy.
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Content warnings: First-person POV, a chaotic, troublemaking, little sister-obsessed heroine with a screw loose, no CP, a lively everyday life of Saniwa and sword bickering and coworkers fighting. There are also depictions of other Saniwa-and-sword, sword-and-sword, and Saniwa-and-Saniwa flirting. A crossover with a very eclectic mix of series, too many to list one by one. Lots of original characters and plot, as well as dark humor and my own jokes. Read with caution and feel free to close the page at any time to earn good karma [maybe?]
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2026.3.8: When I started this in 2023, I hadn't yet become aware of some things. Looking at it now, there's a lot I could change, like "the hell" and those unnecessary jokes about calling women "godfather." I'll revise it once I'm less busy, haha.
Theme: Keep charging ahead, even when you're hated!
Without even a moment mourning the death of the evil god, the one who immediately came to the battlefield was - the magical girl, Lan Qixing! Why did I forget this jokeHey
I finished it in one go... It's so radio-friendly, so tragic, and so funny... Author, you're a genius, right? (Hello?)
Xiaoye is so cute! Not only caring but also gentle, a good hand for assassination!
What. . Could it be that the sister I knocked on turned into a daffodil? (I exclaimed) Damn it, this is indeed a chapter with an explosion of information.
Mr. Feng Ye looked at Chidori three times... Poof (the merits of this smile are gone)
This meme is too closely following the trend of the times! ! !
The crime of saving lives hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... It was not blocked (doge)
The effect of a wheelchair driving a motorcycle hahahaha
It's a precious update! Boss, please take your time and recover...! (Living is already difficult)
This is me who is reading a novel after eating bad food and feeling sick and vomiting.
Without even a moment mourning the death of the evil god, the one who immediately came to the battlefield was - the magical girl, Lan Qixing! Why did I forget this jokeHey
I finished it in one go... It's so radio-friendly, so tragic, and so funny... Author, you're a genius, right? (Hello?)
Xiaoye is so cute! Not only caring but also gentle, a good hand for assassination!
What. . Could it be that the sister I knocked on turned into a daffodil? (I exclaimed) Damn it, this is indeed a chapter with an explosion of information.
Mr. Feng Ye looked at Chidori three times... Poof (the merits of this smile are gone)
This meme is too closely following the trend of the times! ! !
The crime of saving lives hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... It was not blocked (doge)
The effect of a wheelchair driving a motorcycle hahahaha
It's a precious update! Boss, please take your time and recover...! (Living is already difficult)
This is me who is reading a novel after eating bad food and feeling sick and vomiting.