At Thirty, I Got Hit On by a High Schooler

[First book, a little rough. Wait until I've finished revising it before reading.]

Zhiyuan High School has a legend about a lovers' tree.

They say that if you write someone's name beneath the tree, you can win their love.

At seventeen, Xiao Man buried a wish beneath the tree: she hoped Fang Xu would like her.

But by the time she turned thirty, her wish still hadn't come true. When she saw Fang Xu again, he was already wearing a wedding ring.

Xiao Man: Lovers' tree, I don't believe a word you say! A century-old reputation, ruined just like that!

Lovers' tree: Quit whining. I'll think of something else to help you.

And so Xiao Man returned to the day she made her wish at seventeen.

Now she had the soul of a thirty-year-old. She'd been through so many relationships and picked up so many skills. Wasn't seducing a high schooler going to be a piece of cake?

Look, isn't he falling for me bit by bit?

Hey, hey, hey! Weren't we supposed to be seducing a high schooler? How did I end up being seduced by one?

You future CEO, can't you leave me alone?

Please stop following me around and studying so hard. What if you ruin your chances of becoming a CEO someday?

A year later, Xiao Man returned to the lovers' tree and changed the name on her wish.

And then...

Xiao Man: You stupid tree! I poured the most sincere feelings of my life into this, and you tell me it was a dream?

Lovers' tree: Take another look. Does this seem like a dream? I granted your wish. Please leave a five-star review, thank you.

· Clearheaded, composed heroine * passionate, funny hero

· The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind

· Lighthearted, over-the-top prose. The main selling points are sincerity and fun

· The manuscript is basically complete, and I promise to finish the story. Thanks for your support!

Funny little scene

The vast basketball court was like a stage. Sun Yicheng stepped into its center and solemnly unzipped his jacket, revealing the jersey underneath.

Classmate A: "Why do you keep walking laps around the court?"

Sun Yicheng: "Oh, how did you know this is a Kobe Bryant autographed jersey?"

Classmate B: "Come play basketball!"

Sun Yicheng: "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me!"

Xiao Man: "It's the first day we've been eighteen. Let's go watch something adults watch!"

Sun Yicheng: "Huh?"

He put on a pair of headphones and gave Xiao Man another pair. After checking that there was nobody in the seats on either side, he signaled to her. "Go on, play it!"

The screen filled with little yellow people walking around. His face fell.

Xiao Man blinked. "This is what adults watch. We can practice our English listening skills at the same time, hehe~"

An animated show for adults: The Simpsons.

Theme: Be brave enough to be yourself. Sincerity is the ultimate weapon