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"I Opened a Bathhouse in the Northeast in the 1980s" is an article about the rebirth era. The full text is in Northeastern dialect.
"Before the Romantic Kiss" now reveals that the entertainment industry has a two-way crush.
More columns from authors of pre-received articles~
The following is the text of this article:
In recent months, emperors from all time and space have always seen themselves being broadcast live in various ways on the screen of light.
Touching the patella on his head, he stared doubtfully at the newbie grandma taking stock of this issue——
A line of brilliant handwriting gradually emerged:
[Inventory of the ten most "unfortunate" women in history]
The emperors thought in the same way: Why did I start taking stock of women? Could it be that I have run out of traffic in the miracle?
They put down the memorials one after another, picked up the melon seeds, moved the dragon chairs, and looked at the light curtain in mid-air.
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Queen Zhang: The weather is getting colder, it's time to bankrupt my family.
Yin Lihua: It seems that she is worse off than me;
Guo Shengtong: Why laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps?
Yu happy: Although I am dead, in the position of beauty, you are still my sister.
After reading the review, Ying Zheng said: The harem is full of tricks. I am very afraid of women. Not to mention establishing a queen, I just want to be a widow...
Yongzheng: +1
Liu Bang leaned into Lu Pheasant's ear and whispered, "What is a human pig?"
Liu Che hugged Wei Qing and Xiao Qubing and said, "Feudalism doesn't know, but superstition really kills people, oooooooooo..."
Li Shimin whispered to Li Chunfeng, "Although, but, how can I break up that I like Wu Zhao a little?"
The opening list counts ten famous women in history.
Opening inventory includes but is not limited to:
The Madman of FuDi, Queen Zhang - the fighter of FuDi type~
The sword is deeply loved, Xu Pingjun - although I lost my life, I gained love!
Reducing his wife to concubine, Yin Lihua VS Guo Shengtong is miserable.
The originator of beauties, the subjugated princess VS the BE aesthetics of the meticulous cook;
Widow-style parenting, the bad wife counterattacked the Queen Mother Lu
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Reading guide:
Love and peace.
Parallel world.
Quack parallel.
Pre-released article "I opened a bathhouse in the Northeast in the 1980s"
In his previous life, Zheng Zhennan had a miserable life.
Her family was originally the first million-yuan household in Jiangsong Machinery Factory to become rich, but unfortunately there were many relatives across the road: the eldest aunt loaded a gun, the second aunt fired cannons, and the third aunt stirred up trouble. The uncle was an intellectual who was obsessed with green tea but only talked about it but did not do anything.
Her father was not alone, and after finally seeing clearly the shortcomings of this group of people, he became so heartbroken that he spent his days playing around with money and drinking heavily.
Her mother was still a child supporter, and fell ill in order to support her two families.
Zheng Zhennan was kicked out to work before graduating from junior high school. He finally got married and his life was about to become popular. His strange relatives were like maggots attached to his bones and he couldn't get rid of them.
In the end, Zheng Zhennan divorced her husband, and her only child only had sex with her stepmother like a fire stick.
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Once reborn, Zheng Zhennan found himself back in the winter of 1985, on the day of his grandfather's funeral.
Surrounded by faces that were waiting to be slapped: three aunts were grabbing the grandma and asking where the old man's salary slip had gone. The old man was sitting upright, just watching his own mother charge into battle for him to snatch the inheritance, and her foolish and filial parents...
——He was following his grandma with drooping eyebrows and was submissive, paying for everything he asked...
As soon as Zheng Zhennan saw what her mother was doing, he knew what she was going to do. He quickly got up from the bed and snatched the stack of ten-dollar bills: "Throw coins on the mourning hall? Is it my dad who died?"
At this moment, everyone was stunned.
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After the incident, everyone realized that the girl from Zheng Laogada's family seemed to have completely changed.
My grandmother came to cry for her uncle. She picked up a shovel and said, "You have money to go out to dance and have fun, but you have nothing to live for and you still hook up with other people's wives? Why don't you use your coffin book to give your eldest son flowers?"
Grandma:...
The aunt thought she was spending money on studying, so she went to her father to complain.
Zheng Zhennan slapped her in the face with a Chinese book: "The book said, 'Knowledge changes your destiny, study and serve the country.' If you don't let me study, you don't let me serve the country. Be careful, I will sue you at your workplace."
Aunt Zheng's face turned ashen and she crawled away.
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After being lucky enough to be reborn, Zheng Zhennan just wanted to live a stable life with his bathhouse, but he never thought that the bathhouse could also be listed on the market?
Treating those strange relatives, she successfully took control of their lives, and from then on, all of them were extremely "filial" to her.
As for the husband in the previous life who was destined to have a fate, it was enough to make up for his regret - anyway, it was impossible to have a son again.
Many years later, Zheng Zhennan will eventually become a wealthy woman, with both money and freedom.
But... What's going on with this loyal dog and clingy spirit who can't be shaken off?
Reading guide:
The full text of the dialogue is mostly in Northeastern dialect, please proceed with caution
Purpose: Who says women are inferior to men?
Reader comments
Is it true that anyone who writes about stepmothers would not be upset when they see the child in front of them? Or are you lying to yourself? The money and energy required to raise a child is immeasurable. You have already given away the resources of your own children before you even start. How can such a generous person really exist?
Just like that kiss~ kiss~ the smile that kisses the cheek~
It looks good, please update it soon, teacher∧[Panda Head]
So there really is a federation? ! It is a rare high-dimensional civilization world background, look forward to it ~
Why hasn't DaDa updated yet? Woohoo, little pearls are about to drop. QwQ
I didn't look at recent photos, luckily I didn't look at them
Big cheers for the author, the writing is great [Come on]
I originally set my heart towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch
Is it true that anyone who writes about stepmothers would not be upset when they see the child in front of them? Or are you lying to yourself? The money and energy required to raise a child is immeasurable. You have already given away the resources of your own children before you even start. How can such a generous person really exist?
Just like that kiss~ kiss~ the smile that kisses the cheek~
It looks good, please update it soon, teacher∧[Panda Head]
So there really is a federation? ! It is a rare high-dimensional civilization world background, look forward to it ~
Why hasn't DaDa updated yet? Woohoo, little pearls are about to drop. QwQ
I didn't look at recent photos, luckily I didn't look at them
Big cheers for the author, the writing is great [Come on]
I originally set my heart towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch