Emperors from Various Dynasties Came to Appraise Treasures [History Live Broadcast]

It has been completed. The full text is free if you don't have access to V. If you like it, you can go to the author's column. Currently serializing "Starting Inventory of Top Women of Each Dynasty [Historical Live Broadcast]", with more articles added every day. The full text of the pre-released article "I Opened a Bathhouse in the Northeast in the 1980s" is in Northeastern dialect. Below the copy. The opening list counts ten famous female "victims" in history. Including but not limited to: The madman who helps his younger brother, Empress Zhang, the originator of younger brother support; Therefore, the love between swords is deep, and how the emperors of various dynasties viewed Xu Pingjun; Reducing his wife to concubine, Yin Lihua VS Guo Shengtong is miserable; Outstanding disaster, Yang Guifei took the blame in front of the battle; The originator of beauties, the subjugated princess VS the BE aesthetics of the meticulous cook; Widow-style parenting, the bad wife counterattacked the Queen Mother Lu … Recently, there are always light screens coming out to take stock of historical celebrities from various dynasties. The emperors, who had long been accustomed to this, were surprised - could it be that they had no flow in the miracle? When something goes wrong, there must be a monster. They put down their memorials one after another, picked up the melon seeds, and looked at the light curtain in mid-air. —— A line of brilliant handwriting gradually emerged: [Inventory of the ten most "unfortunate" women in history] Queen Zhang: The weather is getting colder, it's time to bankrupt my family. Yin Lihua: It seems that she is worse off than me; Guo Shengtong: Why laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps? Dou Yifang: Jiujiu Liu is so annoyed, how dare you let Aijia Ling Lingqi do it? The next emperor, please speak out loud about the day of your approval. After reading the review, Ying Zheng said: The harem is full of tricks, I am very afraid of women, not to mention establishing a queen, being alone in the family... Yongzheng: +1 Liu Bang leaned into Lu Pheasant's ear and whispered, "What is a human pig?" Liu Che hugged Wei Qing and Xiao Qubing and said, "Feudalism doesn't know, but superstition really kills people, oooooooooo..." Li Shimin whispered to Li Chunfeng, "Although, but, how can I break up that I like Wu Zhao a little?" The following is the text of this article: Lu Can, an archeology major, worked as a receptionist in a small auction house. During another busy working day, she suddenly discovered that there was a treasure identification software on her phone. She did not expect that the promotional video of the auction collection that she casually uploaded would be personally authenticated by emperors of various dynasties in parallel time and space. Looking at the rising points, you can also exchange them for antiques from various dynasties that have been certified as "genuine". Other videos must also be arranged! [Inventory of jewelry from past dynasties] [Inventory of Qin Dynasty Bronze Wares] [Inventory of Ancient and Modern Copybooks] [Inventory of paintings from various dynasties] … Ying Zheng threw the reel sword on his waist into the light curtain and said disgustedly, "When Jing Ke stabbed me back then, it was too long and couldn't be pulled out, and I almost died on the spot!" Liu Bang played with the two mandarin ducks and jade birds recently presented by the young master Yi Cheng, handed one to each of Lu Pheasant and Mrs. Qi, and said, "I have said that I will never be partial to you two!" Xiao Wangzhi glanced at Liu Bing, who had just ascended the throne, and thought to himself, "Your majesty's love affair with the sword is deeply touching. I am afraid it is the most romantic edict issued to the world since the Shang and Zhou Dynasties." Hongli looked at the curtain of light hidden in the plum forest, he became very poetic and said loudly, "One piece after another, two pieces, three pieces, four or five pieces, six pieces, seven pieces, eight/nine pieces..." Liu Che was extremely angry and said angrily, "Who are you?" Wei Qing laughed loudly and said, "I am the general who will assist the new emperor in the future, watch my moves!" —— At first, the emperors didn't bother to participate at all, but their damn desire to win made them upload antiques one after another, striving to become the best emperor... Lu Can used Ru kiln as a mouse pad and drank coffee with Liu Bang's Yuanyang Zhi. She looked down at the King of Qin sword in one hand and the Fuchai sword in the other, and she was in a dilemma. ——I don't like wearing this thing either... Reading guide: Parallel time and space, roots are growing and seedlings are red, love me China Pre-released article "I opened a bathhouse in the Northeast in the 1980s" In his previous life, Zheng Zhennan had a miserable life. Her family was originally the first million-yuan household in Jiangsong Machinery Factory to become rich, but unfortunately there were many relatives across the road: the eldest aunt loaded a gun, the second aunt fired cannons, and the third aunt stirred up trouble. The uncle was an intellectual who was obsessed with green tea but only talked about it but did not do anything. Her father was not alone, and after finally seeing clearly the shortcomings of this group of people, he became so heartbroken that he spent his days playing around with money and drinking heavily. Her mother was still a child supporter, and fell ill in order to support her two families. Zheng Zhennan was kicked out to work before graduating from junior high school. He finally got married and his life was about to become popular. His strange relatives were like maggots attached to his bones and he couldn't get rid of them. In the end, Zheng Zhennan divorced her husband, and her only child only had sex with her stepmother like a fire stick. - Once reborn, Zheng Zhennan found himself back in the winter of 1985, on the day of his grandfather's funeral. Surrounded by faces that were waiting to be slapped: three aunts were grabbing the grandma and asking where the old man's salary slip had gone. The old man was sitting upright, just watching his own mother charge into battle for him to snatch the inheritance, and her foolish and filial parents... ——He was following his grandma with drooping eyebrows and was submissive, paying for everything he asked... As soon as Zheng Zhennan saw what her mother was doing, he knew what she was going to do. He quickly got up from the bed and snatched the stack of ten-dollar bills: "Throw coins on the mourning hall? Is it my dad who died?" At this moment, everyone was stunned. - After the incident, everyone realized that the girl from Zheng Laogada's family seemed to have completely changed. My grandmother came to cry for her uncle. She picked up a shovel and said, "You have money to go out to dance and have fun, but you have nothing to live for and you still hook up with other people's wives? Why don't you use your coffin book to give your eldest son flowers?" Grandma:... The aunt thought she was spending money on studying, so she went to her father to complain. Zheng Zhennan slapped her in the face with a Chinese book: "The book said, 'Knowledge changes your destiny, study and serve the country.' If you don't let me study, you don't let me serve the country. Be careful, I will sue you at your workplace." Aunt Zheng's face turned ashen and she crawled away. - After being lucky enough to be reborn, Zheng Zhennan just wanted to live a stable life with his bathhouse, but he never thought that the bathhouse could also be listed on the market? Treating those strange relatives, she successfully took control of their lives, and from then on, all of them were extremely "filial" to her. As for the husband in the previous life who was destined to have a fate, it was enough to make up for his regret - anyway, it was impossible to have a son again. Many years later, Zheng Zhennan will eventually become a wealthy woman, with both money and freedom. But... What's going on with this loyal dog and clingy spirit who can't be shaken off? Reading guide: The full text of the dialogue is mostly in Northeastern dialect, please proceed with caution Purpose: Make the world a better place