Zhu Yu debuted at a young age and worked tirelessly to hone her acting skills in the entertainment industry. She was never late or left early, and spent twenty years playing bit parts, yet never managed to become famous.
Then one night, she discovered the truth: she was merely a miserable supporting female character in an entertainment-industry novel, whose only purpose was to make the lazy male and female leads look good. In six months, she would die suddenly from overwork while filming, meeting a tragic end.
Zhu Yu: ...cnm, whoever wants to stick around in this lousy industry can have it.
Just then, a voice suddenly rang out in her mind:
[ Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have been bound to the Discipline Inspection System. Please reform the entertainment industry and bring a breath of fresh air to Chinese entertainment! ]
Recently, rumors have been spreading around the industry that Zhu Yu, who had been a nobody for eighteen years, has gone crazy...
During an interview, a reporter asked, "Did you learn anything from acting with the Best Actor this time?"
Zhu Yu smiled. "I learned a lot. He taught me how to make two sets of contracts, one for the tax bureau and one for the investors..."
Reporter: ??!! Woc, are we allowed to hear this?
During a livestream, a viewer asked, "People say my favorite star is dating a certain rising actress. Is it true?"
Zhu Yu: "Of course not. Your favorite star isn't just dating that actress. He's also involved with another young actor, the fight choreographer, the lighting technician, the cameraman..."
Viewer: …
At first, everyone thought she was raving mad.
Later, as lawbreaking Best Actors and scumbag stars fell one after another, the entire Chinese entertainment industry started going crazy.
Stars trembled with fear of having their dirt exposed, while fans shouted, "Sister Zhu is amazing!!"
The only problem was that they realized half the industry had now been taken down. What were they supposed to do with nobody left...?
Just then, an agency calling itself "the most upright and wholesome in the entertainment industry" released its first promotional video:
Unlike the singing, dancing, and rapping videos put out by other film and television companies, a whole lineup of handsome men and beautiful women solemnly swore:
[I promise I graduated with an undergraduate degree from a legitimate university after being formally admitted, and have no disciplinary record at school.]
[I promise to do good deeds throughout my life and never break the law or regulations. My records can be checked with the police at any time.]
[I promise that even if we become so obscure we sink through the earth, we will never let our fans down or break their hearts!]
The video went viral, the agency became a hit, and a new half of the industry rose to prominence.
Fans dug and dug, and finally uncovered the legal representative behind it all: Zhu Yu.
That's our Sister Zhu, all right! Amazing!
At that moment, Zhu Yu, who had counted so much money her hands were sore, glanced at the Discipline Inspection System's new instruction and smiled faintly. This was only the beginning. Next, she would submit a proposal to the state recommending the introduction of artist certification licenses!
Theme: Stay positive and strive forward.
