One day, after a certain Jue exterminated all the cockroaches in the house, she finally got the punishment she deserved. The stack of yellowing apology letters in her hand brought back her tragic school days, filled with blood and tears... Honestly, it was all because she stood out too much back then... So a certain Jue resolved to raise Xiaotong to be an ordinary little citizen.
Author: Xiaotong, tell Mommy what you want to be when you grow up.
Xiaotong: Um... I want to be a corrupt official.
Author: Why?
Xiaotong (innocently): Because corrupt officials have lots and lots of stuff! Mommy's silly!
Author: Xiaotong, corrupt officials are very busy counting money, so they don't have time to go looking for pretty girls.
Xiaotong: Then... okay, I won't be a corrupt official.
Author (patting Xiaotong's head): What a good child you are, Mommy's little darling!
Xiaotong: Mommy, I want to open a brothel! Then pretty girls will come looking for me!
Author: (⊙o⊙)... (How did I... still fail...? Could my genes be too exceptional...? Xiaotong... Mommy's so sorry... runs off in tears.)
Xiaotong: Hee hee, Mommy fell for it! O(∩_∩)O haha!
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Hehe, I like reading NP articles~
Sigh, the author is so unkind. .