Into the Pitfall Novel [Quick Transmigration]

[Updates are irregular. I won't enter the rankings or put this behind a paywall. Read or leave as you like; I will finish it properly. (Next update: March 7-8.) (My mental state was poor the last three times, and I lost some inspiration.)]

As the only sentient draft archive on the entire Blue Star, Chi Chun was born with a mission: to fill in the countless unfinished stories abandoned by authors on the Green River website!

She immediately set her sights on her own author, Gu Gu, and her new story.

After all, Gu Gu had made a vow: if she didn't update for seven days, she'd abandon the story and start a new one.

Chi Chun had just 24 hours left before the deadline!

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[Abandoned Story One: The Reaper's Arrival]

After an accident, the main cast entered an ancient Western town.

According to the townspeople's hushed rumors, coming into contact with an "evil omen of death" would summon the "Reaper" and bring disaster.

The mysterious plot had captivated countless readers, but then, just as one of the main cast, Chi Chun, encountered the "evil omen of death," the author abandoned the story!

Chi Chun, who had transmigrated into the novel's world, picked up the black cat in her arms and gave it a big kiss.

How was this an "evil omen of death"?

It was clearly a "little lucky star" that would help her finish filling in the story quickly!

When the evil bishop imprisoned Chi Chun and forced her to become the cult's saintess, Chi Chun pulled her hand free and sent the evil bishop flying with a [palm harder than a baguette].

When the main cast were forced to flee, with no idea what lay ahead, Chi Chun turned around and tore through the cultists with the might of one woman holding a pass against ten thousand.

The prey turned around to hunt down the hunter, and a raging fire finally burned away all the blood and sin!

Chi Chun became the chosen one: the "Bearer of Fire."

The moment the ending was uploaded to the website, countless readers spread the news and celebrated with flowers. The comments section had only one word: satisfying!

[Abandoned Story Two: The Sickly Young Master Keeps Me in the Palm of His Hand]

A destitute young woman lives with a wealthy family, where the young master treats her like a plaything, tormenting, abusing, and imprisoning her.

The heartbreaking plot made countless readers curse the male lead as a vile man and leave comments demanding that he suffer a brutal downfall!

Unfortunately...

The author abandoned the story just as the male lead imprisoned the heroine in a dark room, leaving her weeping in despair on the eve of her college entrance exams!

Meanwhile, Chi Chun transmigrated as the male lead's housekeeper, a cook with the same name.

She drugged the male lead, rescued the heroine, and called the police to arrest him. Chi Chun carried out the whole operation smoothly.

She quit and changed jobs, opened a street stall and a shop, and invested her money until it doubled. Chi Chun and the heroine set off together toward a beautiful life!

[Abandoned Story Three: A Poor Omega Is the Beloved of Everyone at an Elite Academy]

At an elite academy full of alphas and omegas, Chi Chun was just a wooden beta sidekick to a vicious female supporting character.

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More than half a month passed before the author herself, Chi Dong, finally remembered the story she'd abandoned.

Gu Gu the lazy fish sprawled out: It's just basic stuff. Just start a new story.

She logged into her account, only to find several mysterious new books on her shelf.

What thief stole my account?!

Wait, thief... I mean, what kind soul updated my stories for me?

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A draft-archive spirit with acting skills full of holes, Chi Chun x a Reaper/Wealth God whose identity is practically a label

[Reader's Notes]

1. The heroine is a sentient draft archive, and she doesn't think quite like an ordinary person.

2. The male lead will later have two forms: the Reaper and the Wealth God.

3. The blurb may be revised, but the central premise won't change.

4. Best read without overthinking.

5. To be added...

Screenshot taken on 2023.3.12; updated 2023.2.21

Upcoming story: Chi the Jade Rabbit, Rich Beyond Compare. Please add it to your collection~

Here's the blurb:

Ping means ordinary, plain old ordinary. Yi means a tiny bit of pocket money. Lots of it.

Chi Yutu is an ordinary college student with three eccentric but perfectly compatible roommates.

Yun Qiang, head of Dorm Room 404.

She likes stockpiling supplies in their room, and once managed to hoard 24 bottles of 1.5-liter Village Husband brand mineral water!

The only things on her desk besides food and water are nonacademic books like 108 Ways to Survive and Rules for Surviving the Apocalypse.

One day, while sharpening a knife and reading Zombie University, Yun Qiang asked, "Rabbit, do you think an axe or a watermelon knife is better for chopping off zombie heads?"

Chi Yutu was frantically working on a 5,000-character short-term assignment. Her expression blank, she stiffly turned around. "Did Sister Qiang just say she was going to chop off my head?"

Yun Qiang: ...Has studying made this kid stupid? Whatever, it's time for the next dungeon.

Yun Qiang stood up and tossed out, "I'm going to karaoke. I won't be back tonight."

She had to go test her knives in an escape game.

Xia Yumeng, Dorm Room 404's "diplomat."

No one knows how terrifying "Xia Pinru," returned from the dead, can be.

Under the covers, Xia Yumeng pulled out four phones. As their screens flickered, she gave a sinister smile.

This time, none of the jerks who'd hurt her roommates would get away!

"The wicked get what's coming to them, and I'm the bad men's comeuppance!"

Every time Chi Yutu went shopping with Xia Yumeng, she could turn into a happy little melon-eating spectator!

Xia Yumeng waved a hand and slapped some jerk, saying arrogantly, "Goodbye is goodbye. The next one will be better behaved."

"You look down on girls for wearing camisoles? Take a look at yourself in those shorts. What kind of outfit is that?"

"What's wrong with wearing hanfu? You don't think putting on a suit makes you better than everyone else, do you?"

Su Yue, Dorm Room 404's "most emotionally stable person."

She's quiet and gentle, and usually wears hanfu, makes little clay figurines, embroiders, and plays farming games.

The fruit grown in her farming games is plump and juicy, and Su Yue often invites the other girls to eat the fruit she "brought from home."

Chi Yutu can personally confirm: Su Yue's fruit is delicious!

As for Chi Yutu herself, she's just an ordinary college student with a tiny bit of pocket money. A very large tiny bit.

Oh, and she has a childhood sweetheart who's her arranged-marriage partner.

Ah, she's such an ordinary college student.

Beloved Chi Yutu x three weird but adorable roommates.

Silly childhood sweetheart Chi Yutu x her scheming childhood sweetheart and arranged-marriage partner

Theme: The ending should be happy