"Why? Why did it go wrong again?! God, tell me! Why is this happening?!"
Zhen Feiqiu is a day-one Genshin Impact player who has been playing for an entire aeon. Every character banner has made him hit hard pity, and every weapon banner has taken him all the way to the end of both fate points. It's enough to make anyone who hears about it cry and anyone who sees it feel sorry for him. Everyone looks at him and sighs, "So I guess I'm pretty lucky after all."
Until his wailing reached a god. Turns out even gods play Genshin Impact.
Theme: Luck can't save the unlucky, and spending won't change your fate.
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