I Won Over the Black Lotus with the Art of Bluffing

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Ongoing: "Winning the Villain's Black Moonlight by Going Crazy". Upcoming: "The Pretty Boy I Picked Up Turned Dark".

A laid-back, logic-defying genius heroine & a black-hearted villain who puts on a great act

Yun Wanyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the classic brainless female supporting character in a bittersweet romance novel, the kind who thinks about nothing but the male lead all day.

Other people who transmigrate into books either pursue the male supporting character, follow the plot, or transform into a female dragon-warrior who builds a career.

But she was different. She decided to lie flat.

"They're already perfectly capable leads. They can learn to get together on their own."

"Otherwise, how could anyone say their love is unbreakable?"

"What? You mean the System?"

"Whatever. It's just an electric shock."

"It's not like it'll kill me, right?"

System: "Then why did you transmigrate into the book?!"

Yun Wanyue: "Because you brought me here!"

The System flew into a rage out of embarrassment. "Since you're already here, can you at least get it together?!"

Yun Wanyue gazed at the sky with the weary air of someone who'd seen it all. "Life, huh? Who isn't just muddling through until they die?"

Then she turned around and ate a plate of pastries.

Lately, Yun Wanyue's been pressured to marry, and avoiding the male and female leads is a real problem. It's such a hassle.

Then she met Pei Changyuan, the biggest villain in the book. He was strong, rich, and handsome. Most importantly, he could use pain transfer to take the System's electric shocks for her.

Her eyes lit up. What was the ultimate secret to lying flat? Solving the problem at its root.

She made a momentous decision: she was going to marry the villain.

"You look like a fine young man, and your face seems so kind. This young lady happens to be in need of a husband. What do you say?"

His reply was an embrace so tight she could barely breathe, and a call that seemed to cross the long river of time.

"Yueyue."

She forgot to pull away. "How do you know my name has Yue in it? Or are you mistaking me for someone else?"

His embrace tightened. "No. There's no one else."

I've thought of you, so vivid and alive, for a thousand years. How could there be anyone else?

Later, they married without a hitch, and everything was fine after the wedding. The only thing was, he always looked at her strangely and was incredibly clingy. When they slept, he wrapped around her like an octopus and nearly suffocated her.

If someone accidentally touched her, he got so angry he wanted to kill them on the spot.

Though he did smile while doing it.

He also didn't like letting her go out alone, and put on such a good-guy act. As if anyone didn't know he was a villain.

Still, she had only one request.

"Twice a week, no more."

Pei Changyuan smiled tenderly. "What if I offer you a cup of Shanghuan jade wine from the deepest part of the South Sea?"

"W-well, then we can discuss it."

The moment her memories returned, Yun Wanyue learned that someone had been struggling alone for so long, nearly driven mad.

So those instinctive gestures of closeness and inexplicable feelings had all been for a reason.

Even without memories, the soul would remember.

After thinking hard for a long time, she came to a conclusion: "It seems that no matter how many times I forget, I'll always love you."

In response, the air around her gradually grew cooler. She was deeply troubled.

"But not in this way..."

P.S. Romance-focused + one-on-one + both leads are each other's first and only

+++ Looks like a post-marriage romance, but is actually a reunion after a long separation

+++ Blurb written on 2023.07.16, screenshot saved

Ongoing: "Winning the Villain's Black Moonlight by Going Crazy"

A heroine with a questionable mental state who goes wild · a naturally wicked male lead dressed in black from head to toe

In the fifth year of being exploited by capitalists, Li Sui transmigrated into a book. She became the saintly female supporting character in a male-lead-centric novel, and the System demanded she follow her character and the plot.

Li Sui: ? That's hilarious. You want a wage slave to play a saint? Fine. I'll show you.

So she smiled as she pushed the fellow disciple who tried to morally blackmail her off a cliff, tossed the older man who tried to force her into marriage into a brothel, and occasionally crawled around in the shadows or tried to hang herself, completely subverting her character.

System: What are you doing?! (screaming.jpg)

Li Sui, matter-of-factly: Being a saint.

Later, she met the biggest villain in the book. The System trembled and said he was absolutely not someone to provoke. Li Sui looked at the handsome man with off-the-charts combat ability and fell into deep thought.

She replied, "You know I'm always a little lacking when it comes to fighting."

Yan Wei was used to killing cleanly and quickly. So, even with Li Sui watching, he didn't hesitate to snap the neck in his hands.

Because Li Sui was next.

But she actually said, "Senior Brother, you're so skilled. Could you teach me self-defense?"

Did she think that was self-defense?

So he didn't kill her. But she really did show up every day to learn "self-defense." He found it strange. "Aren't you afraid of me?"

Li Sui was baffled. "No."

But Li Sui was the first person to see him kill someone and not be afraid of him.

Later, the real junior brother of the immortal sect returned. As his substitute, Yan Wei was no longer useful, and dozens of soul-destroying spikes pinned him in the abyss. Just as demonic energy was about to devour the last of his reason...

Li Sui came. Her eyes red, she said, "Where did you go? I've been looking for you for so long."

The demonic energy surged skyward, then stopped in that moment. He heard his long-silent voice come out hoarse. "How did you know that wasn't me?"

Li Sui grabbed him by the hair. "Am I stupid or blind? How could I not recognize you?"

She still wasn't afraid of him.

He thought, if she wasn't afraid, then perhaps he should keep her by his side forever.

Upcoming Story Two: "The Pretty Boy I Picked Up Turned Dark"

Cen Yaoyao, a minor actress, transmigrated into a book. She became the tragic-love heroine of a cultivation novel: her father didn't love her, her mother didn't care about her, and her fiance was a scumbag.

Cen Yaoyao, not a very good actress but full of confidence: I'm going to nail this role.

She analyzed the character's core motivation and got it! A story about a female lead awakening.

So she started acting. First, she acted until her parents were gone, then she acted until her white-lotus little sister was ruined, and finally she acted until her repentant scumbag fiance shattered his immortal bones for her.

Every day was a trip to the crematorium.

She was very satisfied. But why was the little guard she picked up looking at her more and more strangely?

The Cen family was a century-old immortal sect, renowned throughout the cultivation world and respected by all.

Qi Chengjiu grinned as he watched the Cen family's carefully arranged procession setting out. Then he stabbed himself straight through with a knife.

Afterward, he collapsed beside the Cen family's eldest daughter.

She took him in.

A century-old immortal sect?

He had seventy-eight knife scars from the Cen family. The Cen family's young master had stolen his spiritual root, and the Cen family had killed the grandfather who raised him.

And they called themselves a century-old immortal sect?

He looked at Cen Yaoyao, the clear-eyed girl who had taken him in.

Then he would start with this carefree young lady.

He bent down, wiped the mud off her embroidered shoes, and quietly wiped it onto her skirt.

Countless spells bound Cen Yaoyao, leaving her unable to move. A pair of cool jade bangles had left red marks on her wrists.

She was forced to tilt her head up and meet a pair of beautiful eyes.

Qi Chengjiu leaned close to her red lips, brushing them faintly as he spoke.

"Why won't you look at me, miss?"

Cen Yaoyao: ...

Damn it, when will I ever get over my weakness for pretty faces? Great, now I've messed everything up!

Theme: Know right from wrong and stay true to your principles