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As a junior elder of the Discipline Hall at Little Spirit Mountain, the foremost sect, Su Xiangxiang's life is the same two-point routine every day: cultivate, discipline her disciples, cultivate, then discipline them again.
Then one day, out of nowhere, a vulture crashed into a cooking pot, and her life changed completely...
Su Xiangxiang found a match-making turtle in the Spirit Lake. Her father accepted it as his son-in-law.
Su Xiangxiang: ?
The Grand Ancestor created a spirit body that looked exactly like her father. Her father accepted it as his sworn younger brother.
Su Xiangxiang: ?
The Spirit Beast Sect sent her a little spirit beast. Her father accepted it as his adopted son.
Su Xiangxiang: ?
And that wasn't all! This time it wasn't her father. Great Evolution Mountain wanted to give her a golden dragon to take as her disciple.
Su Xiangxiang, who had suddenly acquired a husband, an uncle, a younger brother, and a disciple: ????
So none of them are human...
Is she just not good enough for a human? (No, that's not it.)
Are humans just not good enough for her? (That's not it either.)
Su Xiangxiang had always maintained an aloof, solitary image. Now, all of a sudden, she was starring in a cozy little family drama, with someone to keep her company while cultivating and even while disciplining her disciples.
Whenever she went out, she was inevitably surrounded by a boisterous little crowd, at her side, behind her, and all around her. Su Xiangxiang: ... (Seriously, she doesn't need this.)
The subplot is about family, with Su Xiangxiang taking care of those old geezers. The main plot is still about her focusing on cultivation.
But then, as things went on, the old geezers proved to be nothing but troublemakers. They caused so much trouble that they turned themselves into villains, then made her their boss.
Su Xiangxiang, who hadn't done a single bad thing but had suddenly become the leader of the villains: ?
Who would believe that? Su Xiangxiang was confident. She was the light of the righteous path!
The righteous cultivators of the Southern Nine Provinces: #We believe you!
(Whispering: Though Junior Elder Su hasn't done a single bad thing, she hasn't done a single good thing either, has she?)
As soon as the news got out, Su Xiangxiang, the envy of everyone in the Southern Nine Provinces and the top genius on the talent rankings, was instantly branded a wicked spirit to be universally despised, and its queen! They even came up with a title for her: Wicked Spirit Queen!
Su Xiangxiang sniffles! (Just kidding. Would an upright person like Junior Elder Su be afraid of that?)
Pure gold fears no fire! What happened afterward... Well, there's no need to get into that...
Focused on cultivation, she secretly watched the old geezers and thought they were doing a terrible job as villains. So Su Xiangxiang stepped in. To do what? Teach them how to be villains!
Righteous cultivators: You boss those villains around, and they obediently do what you say. And you still claim you're not their leader? Who would believe you?
She says she was dragged into this (Su Xiangxiang bites her finger)... Forget it. Cultivation is cultivation wherever you do it!
The righteous cultivators heard that Su Xiangxiang, the Wicked Spirit Queen, had started a cultivation trend among the wicked spirits. Wicked spirits want to cultivate too? What a joke, right?
Later, well, never mind. A whole bunch of wicked spirits ascended!
The villains attained the Dao? That can't be right!
Su Xiangxiang shouted from the heavens: I told you! I'm not a villain!
The righteous cultivators: Your followers are!
Su Xiangxiang: (Biting her finger) Haven't you heard that when one person attains the Dao, even their chickens and dogs ascend?
The righteous cultivators: So frustrating! (Why couldn't we have stayed under Junior Elder Su's leadership? Then we'd be the ones who attained the Dao!)
The End!
(Oh, Su Xiangxiang's husband will eventually take human form, so don't worry about it.)
The gongs and drums sound, the auspicious hour has arrived!
Strike the gong--
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