There is a restaurant that travels endlessly across the myriad worlds. Now it has arrived in the world of superheroes.
This restaurant is unlike any other. Every dish has a strange effect, but not everyone can get in to eat there.
And, as strange as the effects are, so are the flavors... Chicken that tastes like apples, spaghetti that tastes like sour plums, steak that tastes like boogers...
Lu Yun has been the owner for over seventy years. Apart from traveling, what he enjoys most is indulging his own mischievous streak, and having customers honestly answer a "question" as payment is clearly a lot of fun~
Looking at the tall, stern man in front of him, whose sneer was like a shark's,
Boss Lu: "If you want the guest beside you, the one in the wheelchair, to stand up, answer this question: What did you dream about last night?"
Magneto: "…" Damn it, do I have to say in front of Charles that I dreamed about playing with his wheelchair last night?
Professor X: Confused. Why isn't he answering?
Lu Yun looked at the cat-eared vigilante and the god among men in front of him, torn between indulging his curiosity and getting that Batmobile...
Boss Lu: "Do you feel any X-rated urges toward the man in the red cape beside you?"
The Dark Knight: "…" He could barely stop himself from pulling out a Batarang!
The god among men blushed and said he wanted to hear the answer~
Lu Yun had always run his restaurant with the attitude that he was just playing around in the myriad worlds. But somehow, a red-and-gold tin can had bewitched him.
Lu Yun: "I don't have anything I want to ask you..."
Tin Can: "No! I've eaten so much of your food, you have to ask me something!"
Boss Lu was helpless. He really wasn't curious about anything.
Tin Can: "You can ask me what I dreamed about last night, or whether I feel any X-rated urges toward you."
Lu Yun: "…" But he already knew the answers to both!
Tony Stark, New York's richest man, fell in love with a restaurant owner. The man's donuts were bitter, his cheeseburgers were sour, but his tomato and egg stir-fry tasted like donuts!
He opened his whole heart, just to let this man move in. He laid everything he had bare before the young man...
And so the magical restaurant gained another manager...
Main couple: Mischievous young boss × New York's richest man, the tin can
Reader's guide:
1. The timeline is chaotic, and there is some OOC.
2. Other couples: Erik/Charles, Superman/Batman, more to come.
3. The dishes in this story are mostly made up. Don't believe them!
4. A fluffy, light read. There will be little ones in the extras (that's the plan for now).
5. Based mainly on the movies, since the author hasn't read the comics.
6. More to be added by the author...
Theme: The young boss and New York's richest man run a little restaurant together~