Chu Nian was once a great demon who shook the Three Realms. Just as he was about to destroy all living things, the various factions joined forces and killed him.
When he opened his eyes again, Chu Nian found that he had become the stepfather of a six-year-old brat.
In this life, he was a washed-up male celebrity. Three months ago, he had impulsively married the famous rich bachelor of City A. He'd barely enjoyed the good life before his husband, a short-lived man, was hunted by his enemies and disappeared, leaving him with a little burden to raise.
Chu Nian fumed: Whoever wants to look after this brat can do it. I'm not taking care of him!
But the next second, the little burden threw himself into Chu Nian's arms and softly called him Dad.
Chu Nian: ...
The former demon who'd nearly destroyed the world could only accept his fate. To feed the little one, he returned to the workforce.
*
Parenting and Farming was an unremarkable variety show until Chu Nian appeared with his stepson.
Viewers noticed that Chu Nian had changed. Before, he would have tried hard to control his emotions in front of the cameras, afraid people would find fault with him. Now, he was constantly having a meltdown:
"What kind of lousy job requires me to do it myself?"
"This time, I shall reclaim everything that belongs to me."
"My son Xiaoyu, I'll leave our glorious rise to you!"
The audience had only one thought: Chu Nian's dream of marrying into a wealthy family had fallen apart, and he was crazy now. They felt sorry for his stepson, who had to live with him.
But the stepson's behavior was just as peculiar:
"I'll use my fists, as big as sandbags, to solve all of Little Dad's problems!"
"I shall bestow a glorious mission upon this candy: make all of Little Dad's worries disappear!"
"Xiaoyu wants to be Little Dad's one and only follower, and conquer the world with him!"
The amazing thing was that every time his stepson spoke, Chu Nian's raging emotions would instantly calm down.
Gradually, the viewers realized Chu Nian wasn't going crazy. He was genuinely acting out his state of mind at work, while Chi Xiaoyu could heal all his unhappiness.
Before long, watching every episode had become a must for viewers. The delusional dad and his equally silly and adorable son made Parenting and Farming the most popular variety show in the country.
Just as the comments were filled with laughter, one person took issue with it.
In front of the screen, a man stared at the two attention seekers on the show, his head full of questions. Were these really his gentle wife and well-behaved son?
*
Chi Xiaoyu had something on his mind.
His Little Dad was sick. He'd heard the uncles and aunties say he had "chuunibyou."
Little Dad wouldn't admit it, but Chi Xiaoyu knew he didn't want to worry him.
Little Dad was the person who loved him most in the world. He wanted to repay him, too. But he was still little and didn't have money to get Little Dad treatment, so all he could do was comfort him with his love.
After trying hard day after day, Little Dad finally got better.
He knew Little Dad loved him most, and he loved Little Dad most, too. But why, after Dad came back, wouldn't he let Xiaoyu sleep with Little Dad anymore?
Theme: Love life, love yourself
From then on, he became the king of children hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chi Xiaoyu: Are my fathers' heads broken???!!!!!
Could it be that the original Chu Nian was the devil and he just lost his memory?
Hahahaha, my brain is thinking about Big Orange sleeping with me
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, I'll be back as soon as I go
There are actually benefits dropped, the author is so awesome
Is this how shy is used?
I thought they were giving artificial respiration to the dog first aid hahahahahaha
Directly hallucinating Zhang Fei: Brother!