My Wealthy Husband Is Three and a Half

[Coming Soon: Cultivation Is Hard, and the Heavenly Thunder Sighs. The blurb is at the bottom. Please add it to your collection!!]

Mo Mo, a dream-eating tapir, transmigrated from the apocalypse into a book. She discovered that not only had she transmigrated into the vicious female supporting character with the same name, who met a tragic end, but she'd also gained a silly husband whose intelligence had regressed to that of a three-year-old.

CEO: Woman, stay away from me.

Silly husband: Sniffle, sniffle. Wife, I just want to hold your hand. Is that not allowed~?

CEO: It's getting cold. The Wang family should go bankrupt, too.

Silly husband: Boohoo, wife, he was mean to me. I'm scared~

CEO: Is that little injury really worth a hospital stay?

Silly husband: Whimper, wife, I scraped a tiny bit of skin off my pinky. It hurts so much. Blow on it for me~

Mo Mo: ...

Considering how sweet, clingy, and considerate the little fool was, and the endless supply of nightmares he provided, Mo Mo stayed.

To cure her silly husband's illness, Mo Mo opened her own nightmare therapy clinic.

Later, she became the most famous and youngest gold-medal therapist in China, but her silly husband's condition still hadn't improved. Instead, he had become more and more flirtatious. While struggling to resist his good looks, Mo Mo worked even harder to find a treatment.

Until one day, she heard her silly husband in the room, speaking with viciousness and perfect clarity as he insulted the original heroine, who had come to throw herself at him.

Mo Mo: !!!

Mo Mo: Where's my silly husband? Where did my great big silly husband go?!!

[A beautiful, husband-protecting girl who can eat, draw, and create dreams, all-rounder X a sweet, obedient, clingy little fool in the early chapters, a jealous, devoted big shot later]

Coming Soon: Cultivation Is Hard, and the Heavenly Thunder Sighs

Su Luo was a bolt of lightning that had gained a spirit. After many years of hard cultivation, something went wrong while she was advancing. She thought she would be reduced to ashes, but unexpectedly became the only Purple Heaven Heavenly Thunder in the nine heavens.

Su Luo: ...

Su Luo: What a lucky break!

As fate would have it, the Heavenly Dao was absent, people in all three realms had lost their sense of right and wrong, and strife was everywhere.

Su Luo: Then of course I'll uphold justice on Heaven's behalf!

*

A gifted junior sister had recently joined the Nine Heavens Sect. She was as cute as a jade-snow doll, but excessively straightforward, hated evil, and couldn't tolerate even a grain of sand in her eyes.

Not only was her personality unusual, but her cultivation path was also exceptionally unconventional.

For example:

While everyone else gathered qi, she leaked electricity. From then on, she didn't need a sword to kill.

Raise a cup to dispel sorrow, and sorrow only grows. Just strike them dead, and there's no more sorrow.

Since Su Luo frequently caused accidents, no one dared get too close to her. Only her senior brother, Gu Qingyu, was willing to take her along.

Senior Brother Gu Qingyu was the foremost gentleman of the immortal sects. He was gentle, upright, detached, and otherworldly, like a god.

Su Luo admired the god, but had never thought she could have him for herself.

Because she knew that a god might cross the mortal world, but would never enter the world of passion.

*

One time, Su Luo happened to catch someone with no sense picking a fight with Gu Qingyu.

Su Luo sneered, lightning crackling in her hand. "Strike them!"

But when the heavenly thunder came down...

Su Luo: Oh no! I missed! I meant to strike the villain, but I hit Senior Brother instead!

Onlookers: Oh no! Junior Sister missed again! Run!

Su Luo immediately flew forward to shield him, but a pair of arms wrapped around her waist and pulled her into an embrace. Gu Qingyu casually sent the heavenly thunder back.

With a soft sigh, he lowered his head and kissed her hair. His gentle voice brushed her ears. "Little spark, I've taught you for so long. How are you still so bad at aiming?"

Su Luo: !!!

[Optimistic, tenacious, justice-loving junior sister X gentle, restrained, clear-eyed, fatherly boyfriend of a senior brother]

Theme: As long as you work hard, your dreams can come true!